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      Marco Polo 
      
How did I ever get into this mess 
I fell in the river and I wrecked my dress 
I wanted to look good because he's coming tonight 
And he's bringing me things that I like 
Oh Marco--I'm shallow 
But I don't want you to think 
That you're buying my love 
With these things 
The last place you wrote from was Constantinople 
I am not impressed Marco--I've been around 
Well, anyways--I told our friends 
And we'll meet you at the warehouse 
Down by the docks tonight 
Oh Marco--I'm shallow 
But I don't want you to think 
That you're buying my love 
With these frivolous things 
But I'm dying for dresses 
And I've run out of perfume 
And I'm pining for a wine 
That is halfway decent 
Please don't think I'm forward but I made a reservation 
At our favorite restaurant tonight for two 
And if you need a place to stay 
I mean if all the hotels are full 
Well, my room-mate is gone for the weekend 
Oh Marco--I'm shallow 
But I don't want you to think 
That you're buying my love 
With these frivolous things 
But I'm dying for dresses 
And I've run out of perfume 
And I'm pining for a wine 
That is halfway decent 
Marco Polo is coming tonight 
And he's bringing me things that I like 
Things that I like 
Things that I really, really like 
      
        
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