From: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org (alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest) To: ammf-digest@smoe.org Subject: alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest V14 #7388 Reply-To: ammf@fruvous.com Sender: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest Friday, September 3 2021 Volume 14 : Number 7388 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Claim your very own physical copy today ["The Secret Garden" Subject: Claim your very own physical copy today Claim your very own physical copy today http://potencyvator.co/FIHraJlT3XDJIqrvI-2PtX_B64aglRjrgM9vqALWMyapOxrg http://potencyvator.co/EQvEwwIb--hLC5iBImYwzIv-K8sKgXkbY-NuYDhFrxE7MrU aul Blart lives in West Orange, New Jersey, with Maya, his teenage daughter, along with his mother. Aspiring to join the New Jersey State Police, he trains at the police academy, but his hypoglycemia causes him to collapse before finishing the exam. Blart works as a security guard at the West Orange Pavilion Mall. Blart patrols the mall on a Segway and begins training a new hire Veck Simms, who shows little interest in the job. Meanwhile, Blart becomes acquainted with Amy Anderson, a vendor of a new kiosk. Paul meets her out one evening at a restaurant with other mall employees. Things initially go well, but Blart gets distracted by a nacho-eating contest with his friend Leon. The jalapeC1o peppers are more than Blart can handle, causing him to inadvertently drink copious amounts of margarita which he mistakes for lemonade. He ruins the party and makes a wild exit by falling through a window. Two days later, on the night of Black Friday, an organized gang of thugs disguised as Santa's Village employees begin a heist inside the mall. They take Amy and others inside a bank hostage, and Simms is revealed as the gangbs leader. The crew force the majority of shoppers to exit the mall and place motion sensors at each entrance to detect any attempt to enter or exit the building. An oblivious Blart is playing Rock Band, eventually walking back into the mall, discovering it's devoid of most shoppers. He calls the police and plans on leaving the mall, but realizes Amy is still inside and decides to return to the mall to look for her. A SWAT team arrives with Commander James Kent at the helm. Kent, a former classmate and bully from Blart's childhood, takes control of the police units and orders Blart to let them handle the situation. Blart refuses and attempts a rescue. Vastly outnumbered, he takes a stand against Simms' crew, improvising to take them down one by one. He discovers credit card codes written in invisible ink on the burglars' arms, realizing that their plans go beyond robbing the bank. Maya, unaware of what is happening, shows up at the mall to bring Blart some food, but Simms' henchmen seize her and add her to the hostages. Blart manages to subdue all of Simms' accomplices and attempts to rescue the hostages by pulling them up into the air vent. The plan fails when Leon does not fit. Simms enters the room, capturing Blart and forcing him to give up the credit card codes recorded on his cell phone. Simms flees, taking Amy and Maya with him. As the SWAT team raids the mall, Blart borrows a display minivan with Kent, pursuing Simms to the airport, where he is attempting to escape to the Cayman Islands. After a brief scuffle, Blart overpowers Simms and puts him in handcuffs. Moments later, however, Kent pulls his gun on Blart, revealing that he was working with Simms. Kent demands the phone containing the codes from Blart, who refuses and destroys the phone. Before Kent can retaliate by shooting Blart, Chief Brooks of the mall security team arrives and shoots Kent in the arm. Kent and Simms are arrested, and Amy and Maya are returned safely. For his bravery and assistance, Howard offers Blart a job with the New Jersey State Police. Blart declines, preferring to remain in mall security. Blart and Amy are eventually married in the mall, where they exchange vows on a set of black and white Segway ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 3 Sep 2021 03:27:44 -0400 From: "Customer Feedback" Subject: Kohls-Survey.Offer.expiring.soon! Confirm.Your..Rewards Kohls-Survey.Offer.expiring.soon! Confirm.Your..Rewards http://lotterysqri.co/UWwt45HAGOP1sF3EGKS2zCpDoivJu01z0a6UIC31AadXxgry http://lotterysqri.co/WdEXBTFFVyAiDUSib-PPgBgS1dRkPQcCfo3GIzJqlvHvStrU SS Iowa (BB-61) From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Jump to navigationJump to search For other ships with the same name, see USS Iowa. USS Iowa in her post 1980s rebuild. The battleship is pointed toward the viewer, with her 9 gun barrels pointed starboard for a gunnery exercise. Fire can be seen erupting from the gun barrels, and a concussive effect is visible on the water. USS Iowa fires her 16-inch guns on 15 August 1984 during a firepower demonstration after her modernization History United States Namesake State of Iowa Ordered 1 July 1939 Builder New York Naval Yard Laid down 27 June 1940 Launched 27 August 1942 Sponsored by Ilo Wallace Commissioned 22 February 1943 Decommissioned 24 March 1949 Recommissioned 25 August 1951 Decommissioned 24 February 1958 Recommissioned 28 April 1984 Decommissioned 26 October 1990 Stricken 17 March 2006 Homeport Norfolk, Virginia (after 1980s refit) Identification Hull symbol: BB-61 Motto "Our Liberties We Prize, Our Rights We Will Maintain" Nickname(s) "The Big Stick" (1952), "The Grey Ghost" (Korean War), "The Battleship of Presidents" Honors and awards 11 battle stars Fate Museum ship Status On display at the Pacific Battleship Center at the Port of Los Angeles (33.7423B0N 118.2772B0WCoordinates: 33.7423B0N 118.2772B0W) Notes Last lead ship of any class of US battleship Badge Seal of the Battleship USS Iowa (BB-61), featuring a blue and gold trim around a small image of the battleship and an eagle in the air. The words "USS Iowa" and "BB 61" can be seen at the top and bottom of the circle, while the left and right of the circle contain the words "our liberties we prize" and "our right we will defend", respectively. General characteristics Class and type Iowa-class battleship Displacement 45,000 long tons (46,000 t) Standard 57,500 long tons (58,400 t) full load Length 887 ft 3 in (270.43 m) Beam 108 ft 2 in (32.97 m) Draft 37 ft 2 in (11.33 m) (full load) Propulsion 8 Babcock & Wilcox "M"-type 600 PSI dual furnace, controlled superheat boilers 4 engine sets (high pressure & low pressure turbines, reduction gear), 212,000 shp (158,088 kW) 4 shafts/props 4 boiler rooms 4 engine rooms Speed 33 knots (38 mph; 61 km/h) Complement 151 officers, 2,637 enlisted (WWII) Armament 1943: 9 C 16 in (406 mm)/50 cal Mark 7 guns 20 C 5 in (127 mm)/38 cal Mark 12 guns 76 C 40 mm/56 cal anti-aircraft guns 52 C 20 mm/70 cal anti-aircraft guns 1984: 9 C 16 in (406 mm)/50 cal Mark 7 guns 12 C 5 in (127 mm)/38 cal Mark 12 guns 32 C BGM-109 Tomahawk cruise missiles 16 C RGM-84 Harpoon Anti-Ship missiles 4 C 20 mm/76 cal Phalanx CIWS Armor Belt: 12.1 in (307 mm) Bulkheads: 11.3 in (287 mm) Barbettes: 11.6 to 17.3 in (295 to 439 mm) Turrets: 19.5 in (495 mm) Decks: main 1.5 in (38 mm) second 6.0 in (152 mm) Aircraft carried floatplanes, helicopters, UAVs USS Iowa (BB-61) is a retired battleship, the lead ship of her class, and the fourth in the United States Navy to be named after the state of Iowa. Owing to the cancellation of the Montana-class battleships, Iowa is the last lead ship of any class of United States battleships and was the only ship of her class to serve in the Atlantic Ocean during World War II. During World War II, she carried President Franklin D. Roosevelt across the Atlantic to Mers El KC)bir, Algeria, en route to a conference of vital importance in 1943 in Tehran with Prime Minister Winston Churchill of the United Kingdom and Joseph Stalin, leader of the Soviet Union. When transferred to the Pacific Fleet in 1944, Iowa shelled beachheads at Kwajalein and Eniwetok in advance of Allied amphibious landings and screened aircraft carriers operating in the Marshall Islands. She also served as the Third Fleet flagship, flying Admiral William F. Halsey's flag at the Japanese surrender in Tokyo Bay. During the Korean War, Iowa was involved in raids on the North Korean coast, after which she was decommissioned into the United States Navy reserve fleets, better known as the "mothball fleet." She was reactivated in 1984 as part of the 600-ship Navy plan and operated in both the Atlantic and Pacific Fleets to counter the recently expanded Soviet Navy. In April 1989, an explosion of undetermined origin wrecked its No. 2 gun turret, killing 47 sailors. Iowa was decommissioned for the last time in October 1990 after 19 total years of active service, and was initially stricken from the Naval Vessel Register (NVR) in 1995, before being reinstated from 1999 to 2006 to comply with federal laws that required retention and maintenance of two Iowa-class battleships. In 2011 Iowa was donated to the Los Angelesbbased non-profit Pacific Battleship Center and was permanently moved to Berth 87 at the Port of Los Angeles in 2012, where she was opened to the public as the USS Iowa Museu ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 2 Sep 2021 08:39:52 -0400 From: "Effortlessly Cooling" Subject: New Generation CoolMe Pro Mini Cooler is the Best Solution Against the Heatwaves New Generation CoolMe Pro Mini Cooler is the Best Solution Against the Heatwaves http://discounty.us/0ROStiSm2yfktFYRfIHGXXA3AIupAqZrJvr8bcFrZEd2UmNg http://discounty.us/YliyR3pmDYCSDqJf7MT0wbePlltnOl6APK3sbYexrLPkDMfz exico, 1992. Flor Moreno (Paz Vega) is a poor Mexican single mother who moved to America illegally years earlier seeking a better life for her and her daughter, Cristina. She takes on two jobs, but soon cannot maintain them, so Flor's cousin helps her find work as a nanny and housekeeper for the Clasky family, consisting of John (Adam Sandler) and Deborah (TC)a Leoni), their children Bernice (Sarah Steele) and Georgie (Ian Hyland), and Deborah's mother Evelyn Wright (Cloris Leachman). John is a successful chef and an easygoing man who enjoys cooking and spending time with his children, while Deborah is a former businesswoman turned stay-at-home mother, and Evelyn is quietly alcoholic. Deborah is uptight and her neurotic behavior often upsets the family - Deborah psychologically abuses her daughter, body-shaming Bernice by forcing her to exercise, buying her smaller-sized clothes and putting her down for certain behaviors; she frustrates John by expecting him to be submissive and accepting of her parenting style with Georgie. John is more laid back and supports the mental well-being of his children, but feels he cannot stand up to Deborah. Soon, Flor is needed to work and live at the Claskys' summer rental home on the beach. Desperate to keep Flor employed with them, Deborah invites Cristina to stay with them. Deborah becomes attached to the beautiful and personable Cristina, who informally translates for Flor, and begins to treat her more like a daughter than she does Bernice. The attention Deborah pays Cristina does not go unnoticed by Flor, who does not approve. Needing to get materials for a project that he is working on, John gives the children a small task, in which they will receive money in exchange for pieces of glass they collect from the beach. Cristina takes the task seriously and ends up receiving $640 for her collection. When Flor learns of this, she is overwhelmed and angry at the large sum of money given to her daughter. Flor and John argue, with Cristina as the interpreter, and Flor wants to leave because of the awkward family dynamic. John coaxes her into staying, much to Cristina's deligh ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 2 Sep 2021 06:53:50 -0400 From: "Congratulations" Subject: CONGRATS! You Can Get $100 Venmo Rewards CONGRATS! You Can Get $100 Venmo Rewards http://topsdeal.us/WUy7V0VeQZnaKAw8aWFrFPCMYA9iVILW4QfR3rYs9eI3tONF http://topsdeal.us/uClYt8gY68ewJ5tRN7Mf8inKMAVLoKmetC3XpbVNCmFMRe7W nry Roth is a veterinarian at Sea Life Park on Oahu. His closest friends are Ula, a marijuana-smoking Islander; Alexa, his androgynous assistant; Willy, his pet African penguin; and Jocko, a walrus. Henry's boat breaks down, so he goes to the Hukilau CafC) to wait for the Coast Guard. He sees Lucy Whitmore make architectural art with her waffles. Henry assumes she is a local, which prevents him from introducing himself, but the next day he comes back and has breakfast with her. Lucy asks to see him again the next morning. The next day, Lucy shows no recollection of ever meeting him. The restaurant owner Sue explains to Henry that the year before, Lucy and her father Marlin went up to the North Shore to pick a pineapple for his birthday. On the way back, a car accident left Lucy with anterograde amnesia. To save her the heartbreak of reliving the accident, Marlin and Doug, Lucy's lisping steroid-addicted brother, re-enact Marlin's birthday. Despite Sue's warning, Henry tries to get Lucy to have breakfast with him again. It ends poorly when Henry unintentionally hurts Lucy's feelings. At her house, Marlin and Doug instruct Henry to leave Lucy alone. Henry begins concocting ways to run into Lucy through the following days, during which he manages to successfully impress her over a series of "first" dates and "chance" encounters. Later, Marlin and Doug give their permission for Henry to continue when they discover Lucy regularly singing the Beach Boys' "Wouldn't It Be Nice" in her painting studio b the first major change in her routine since the accident. One day, as Henry is about to sit with Lucy at breakfast, she notices a police officer writing a ticket because of her expired plates. With the ruse exposed, Lucy is distressed to learn that her friends have maintained the charade for so long; however, in watching her reaction, Henry surmises that her strongest reactions are to feeling betrayed by her friends, not the actual memory loss. Henry devises a new strategy to let Lucy know about the truth by creating a video with her friends to explain the situation calmly; rather than let her go through her pre-accident routine, they plant the video in her room with a note to play it when she first wakes up. The strategy works and allows Lucy to process the events while catching her up on current events, including her relationship to Henry. Henry and Lucy's relationship grows well using this method, and they continue to refine the process while enduring some humorous setbacks. However, when Lucy discovers that Henry has decided to cancel ten years' worth of planning for his research study of walruses in Bristol Bay to help manage her condition, she decides that they need to break up. Henry reluctantly helps her destroy her journal entries of their relationship and effectively "erase" their time together. Some weeks later, Henry is preparing to leave for his research study. Before he goes, Marlin tells him that Lucy is now living at the institute and teaching an art class. As a parting gift, he gives Henry a Beach Boys CD which reminds him of Lucy. He soon realizes that Lucy's singing of "Wouldn't It Be Nice" was not random, but occurred on days when they met together and indicates new learned memory retention. Henry abandons his trip and travels to the art class. While Lucy does not remember him, she reveals that she dreams about him every night and has been painting some of their adventures. They happily reconcile. Some time later, Lucy wakes up and plays the tape marked "Good Morning Lucy". It again reminds her of her accident, but ends with her and Henry's wedding. From the tape, Henry says to put a jacket on and come have breakfast when she is ready. Lucy then sees that she is on Henry's boat, which finally made it to Alaska. She goes up on deck and meets Marlin, Henry and their young daughter, Nicole. Cast Adam Sandler as Henry Roth, a marine veterinarian with a habit of wooing women and a fear of commitment Drew Barrymore as Lucy Whitmore, Henry's love interest with short-term memory loss Rob Schneider as Ula, Henry's marijuana-smoking, wealthy native Hawaiian assist ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 2 Sep 2021 09:19:00 -0400 From: "Blood Sugar Spike" Subject: Weird âSugar Mixâ DESTROYS Type 2Diabetes Weird bSugar Mixb DESTROYS Type 2Diabetes http://mensproduct.us/1NEG9j-xXS5CHAf5dDLlrDB1k_k3C1HFR3Nz9g0TfGmJQ9WF http://mensproduct.us/aws4XRDdE_CnTsfLFCvDVx13dCsrx65ubHJNl-HgYNi89wg us Matthews (Rob Schneider), Richie Goodman (David Spade), and Clark Reedy (Jon Heder) are adult "nerds" who spent their childhoods longing to play baseball, but never got the chance. When a nerdy, unathletic boy named Nelson Carmichael (Max Pardo) and his friends are bullied and kicked off a baseball diamond by a local little league team, Gus and Clark chase the bullies away. When Gus and Clark go with Richie to the field, the bullies return and demand that they leave. Gus challenges the bullies to play them for the field. They win the game due to Gus's surprising aptitude. A man named Brad (Sean Salisbury), one of Clark and Richie's childhood bullies, challenges them to another game, but the three friends win again. Nelson's billionaire father Mel (Jon Lovitz) tells the trio about his plan to hold a round-robin with all the little league teams in the state, plus their team. The winners will be given access to a new multimillion-dollar baseball park. The three name themselves the Benchwarmers and join the tournament. The Benchwarmers win every single game, with Clark and Richie's abilities gradually improving, and the team becomes popular among many nerds, children with poor athletic abilities, and the general public. The little league teams start meeting to think of plans to defeat the Benchwarmers. At the semi-final game, the competing team's coach Wayne enters a 30-year-old Dominican professional baseball player named Carlos (Amaury Nolasco) into the league claiming him to be 12 years old. The Benchwarmers eventually defeat Carlos by getting him too drunk to pitch properly. After multiple unsuccessful attempts to derail the trio, the Benchwarmers' adversaries finally find a weakness that they can exploit. They find evidence that Gus was a bully himself as a child, known for using name calling over physical force and had bullied one boy named Marcus (Joe Gnoffo) so intensely that he had to be sent to a mental institution. Seizing this opportunity, the bully teams expose Gus' secret to the public, shaming Gus into resigning from the team. However, Gus sincerely apologizes to Marcus just before the final game and in return, Marcus forgives Gus in front of everyone at the beginning of the final game. Gus re-joins the team, announcing that Marcus is the Benchwarmers' new third-base coach. In the final game, Gus, Clark and Richie let a team consisting of Nelson and other non-athletic children play, to give them a chance to compete. The final is played against a team with their coach Jerry (Craig Kilborn) who is the leader of all the bullies on the little league teams and was Richie and Clark's childhood bully. In the final inning, the Benchwarmers are losing, but Jerry's team sees that the Benchwarmers are having fun playing the game anyway. Seeing how heartless and uncaring Jerry is and realizing the true spirit of the game, they decide to let Nelson score a run, saying that Jerry is "the loser". The Benchwarmers storm the field, celebrating the fact that they were not shut out. The entire Benchwarmers team, along with the kids from Jerry's team, Marcus, and even Carlos and Wayne, celebrate at Pizza Hut. Richie and Clark get girlfriends and Gus announces that he is going to become a fathe ------------------------------ End of alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest V14 #7388 **********************************************