From: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org (alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest) To: ammf-digest@smoe.org Subject: alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest V14 #7360 Reply-To: ammf@fruvous.com Sender: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest Tuesday, August 31 2021 Volume 14 : Number 7360 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Select from several offer rewards just by taking a survey ["Ace Hardware ] Shopper, You can qualify to get a $50 Pfizer COVID Vaccine Survey gift card!" ["Pfizer COVID Vaccine Survey Feedback" Subject: Select from several offer rewards just by taking a survey Select from several offer rewards just by taking a survey http://dronox.us/mnuOnnIzX9e6HrGR220Mb7pi20K4i7QUqj4xcSCEsWyFlkC2 http://dronox.us/mrVYu44kWjxpfR3Vk66lreYRPX2v7gm3DCDiaYTKCh75Xpz- ichael Newman is an architect who is consistently bullied by his overbearing boss, John Ammer, and often chooses work over his wife Donna and his two children, Ben and Samantha. One day, Michael visits the retail store Bed Bath & Beyond to buy a universal remote control. He stumbles around the various departments before falling asleep. Upon waking, he accepts a free remote control from a man named Morty, who warns him that it can never be returned. Michael learns that the remote can be used to control reality much like a television. He uses it to his advantage at work, to cause light-hearted mischief, and to fast-forward past illnesses. Morty tells Michael that during these times, his body is on "auto-pilot", going through his motions of everyday life while his mind skips ahead. Thinking that Ammer has promoted him to a partnership, Michael buys bicycles for his children and a purse for Donna. However, Ammer tells him that he has not yet been promoted and thus cannot afford the gifts and has to return them. Angry that he upset his family, Michael uses the remote to skip ahead to his promotion, thus missing a year of his life. During this time, he and Donna have entered marriage counseling, his children have matured, and the family dog has died. The remote, having learned his preferences, starts time-skipping automatically. Each time Michael attempts to discard or destroy the remote, it reappears, and Morty refuses to take it back. At work, Ammer tells Michael he plans on retiring, which would make Michael the new head of the International Division and that in time, Michael could be promoted to CEO. This causes the remote to instantly fast-forward ten years into the future, where Michael is wealthy, but morbidly obese. He returns home to discover that Ben and Samantha have both become moody teenagers, and that Donna has divorced him and remarried to a man named Bill. When he argues with them, the new family dog jumps on Michael and knocks him into a coma. The remote time-skips six years to when Michael wakes, no longer obese as a result of having undergone liposuction to save his life as a part of his cancer treatme ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 31 Aug 2021 06:17:21 -0400 From: "Pfizer COVID Vaccine Survey Feedback" Subject: Shopper, You can qualify to get a $50 Pfizer COVID Vaccine Survey gift card!" Shopper, You can qualify to get a $50 Pfizer COVID Vaccine Survey gift card!" http://longzila.co/DXYdE7ATSPmcaNXdeqhTyY_ZJollgRi4b0vpGoKz822h9aKKLQ http://longzila.co/WOjgktbdpru08tgrlAGXhj018ET30Ts_E57nIau7EO6Ga7cz1w pon discovering a UFO in American airspace, the National Guard sends fighter jets to investigate, and they fire on the craft when it does not respond. Activating a cloaking device too late, the spaceship crashes into the Atlantic Ocean, near Manhattan. The aliens from the planet Remulak aboard, Beldar Clorhone and his "genetomate", Prymaat, survive and quickly adapt to the human way of life, despite standing out with their conical-shaped heads and metallic-sounding voices. Beldar was assigned by Highmaster Mintot to conquer Earth as a Protoid Re-fueling Station under the title of 'Fuel Survey Underlord of the Wilderness Planet at the end of the Noctolium Solar Chain'. Beldar gets work as an appliance repairman, and when his grateful boss, Otto, discovers that Beldar has no documentation, he arranges for a false identity, which sends up a red flag that quickly alerts the INS. Meanwhile, after communicating with Marlaxx, another alien from their world, and discovering that a rescue vessel will not arrive for seven "Zurls" (many years), Prymaat informs Beldar that she is pregnant. They now need to completely adapt and safely blend in, in order to raise their child among humans. Ambitious INS agent, Gorman Sneedling, and his assistant, Eli Turnbull, attempt to capture Beldar and Prymaat, but they are able to elude the two agents. Months later, Beldar has become a respected taxi driver, and the couple live in his boss, Khoudri's basement. After the birth of their daughter, Connie, they buy a home and move to suburban Paramus, New Jersey, adopting the surname Conehead. Beldar begins a new career, this time as a driving instructor. Meanwhile, Gorman gets a promotion and decides to leave the Coneheads' case to the agent replacing him. His promotion, however, is soon held-up by the case's extreme expense, forcing Gorman to continue until it is closed. Now a teenager, all Connie Conehead wants to do is fit in with her peers, much to the objections of her father, especially when she begins seeing Ronnie Bradford, an auto mechanic. This causes tension between Connie and Beldar, who strongly disapproves of Ronnie, with Beldar going so far as tearing the roof off of Ronnie's car and threatening him after he tries to make love with Connie (an act that angers Connie greatly). Despite this, Ronnie and Connie make up after talking. Meanwhile, Beldar is preoccupied with winning a golfing trophy at his country club, while Prymaat becomes concerned about Beldar's attractiveness to her due to one of Beldar's driving students, Gladys Johnson, making a pass at him. Gorman and Eli track the Coneheads to their home and pose as Jehovah's Witness ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 31 Aug 2021 05:12:44 -0400 From: "Good News" Subject: Did you forget? Your $50 Lowe's reward Is Waiting Did you forget? Your $50 Lowe's reward Is Waiting http://gamingbud.co/U_2RqXOh1tg61GpxsMV6Q09DQr5NiRAzDUudKHuxBvzbDWIl http://gamingbud.co/E9tsXp8zPUgqtL2sSalAvxsrYFx6mbdc_nA8URTFXfLcIQx9 n the fictional town of Palukaville, Shakes (Bobcat Goldthwait) is a good natured but depressed and alcoholic birthday-party clown. After his father died, Shakes was raised by his father's friend, Owen Cheese (Paul Dooley), who gave Shakes his job as a clown and owns the local clown bar, the Twisted Balloon. Shakes is excited because he put in an application to be the host of a children's clown show on television called the Big Time Cartoon Circus, after its original host, Peppy (Sydney Lassick), was fired. Shakes falls deeper into his depression when he learns that he has been passed over for the position in favor of Binky (Tom Kenny), a cocaine-addicted clown who is a neurotic and vindictive psychopath. Shakes's clown friends, Dink (Adam Sandler) and Stenchy (Blake Clark) are concerned that he drinks too much and often encourage him to quit. On top of that, his alcoholism is messing up his relationship with his girlfriend Judy (Julie Brown), a waitress in the Twisted Balloon and an aspiring professional bowler. Shakes continually denies the extent of his alcoholism until Cheese finally tells Shakes that he needs to sober up, or he will have no choice but to fire him. Shakes decides to get sober so he can keep his job and make his father figure proud. Shakes is able to get through alcohol withdrawals and, for a time, seems to be doing well. However, Shakes suffers a relapse at a birthday party and trashes the house in a drunken stupor until he is knocked out by the child's mother. Shakes returns to the bar later that night, where Cheese angrily fires him for upsetting the party guests. Ashamed and heavily intoxicated, Shakes goes into the back room and passes out. Judy, Dink and Stenchy are able to convince Cheese to give Shakes another chance, and when he attempts to find Shakes, he instead comes across Binky, his sad clown friends, HoHo and Boots, and some rodeo clowns, Ty and Randi, doing cocaine. Cheese is angered that they would be selling and doing drugs in his bar, and a panicked Binky beats him to death with a juggling club in a fit of rage. Shocked, Binky decides to frame Shakes for the murder. Binky moves the body into the room where Shakes has passed out and puts the murder weapon in his hand. Binky then calls the police, who arrive and go after Shakes. Shakes ends up having to go on the run. Convinced of his innocence, Judy, Dink and Stenchy decide to help Shakes clear his name. Until he can find the truth, Shakes goes into hiding, posing as a hated mime in a class taught by the domineering Jerry the Mime (Robin Williams). Shakes is concerned deep down that he may have actually done it while blacked out and forgot. Later, Shakes, Dink and Stenc ------------------------------ Date: 31 Aug 2021 00:13:12 -0500 From: Cocina Peruana Subject: Prepara el mejor Ceviche, un Arroz Chaufa, un Salteado, =?UTF-8?B?dW5hIENhdXNhIExJTUXDkUEgbyB1biBTdXNoaSBOSUtLRUku?= ?Te imaginas fusionar lo mejor de los sabores de la gastronomma japonesa con la peruana? En el programa COCINA NIKKEI, esta es la combinacisn perfecta de dos de las culturas culinarias mas famosas del planeta. En este MasterClass, esta todo lo que necesitas para preparar el mejor ceviche, un arroz chaufa, un salteado, una causa LIMEQA o un sushi NIKKEI. Ademas, csmo generar experiencias znicas para que tengas altos ingresos con tus clientes e invitados a travis de un arte culinario que es tendencia en todo el planeta. ?QUI VAS A LOGRAR? Lograras dominar los principales platos de la cocina NIKKEI y peruana. Conoceras porque la cocina NIKKEI es conocida mundialmente. Aprenderas su variedad de sabores, tiernos cortes de pescado. 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Shopper, You can qualify to get a $100 CVS gift card! http://goldno.us/Pjz4YrPP05q7tnrEBAeonqPLlcbFx64Kx4eMQquScgTdLo83 http://goldno.us/mnDMza9wz9C9qy5irn4kK4VITTwgShcWn6A_6kXGRUlrbUHH dam Sandler From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Jump to navigationJump to search Adam Sandler Adam Sandler Cannes 2017.jpg Sandler in 2017 Born Adam Richard Sandler September 9, 1966 (age 54) New York City, U.S. Education Manchester Central High School Alma mater New York University Occupation Actorcomedianwriterproducersinger Years active 1987bpresent Works Full list Spouse(s) Jackie Sandler ?(m. 2003)? Children 2 Awards Full list Comedy career Medium Stand-upfilmtelevisionmusic Genres Observational comedysurreal humorblue comedymusical comedysketch comedysatire Subject(s) American cultureJewish culturepopular culturesexualitycurrent events Adam Richard Sandler (born September 9, 1966) is an American actor, comedian, and filmmaker. He was a cast member on Saturday Night Live from 1990 to 1995, before going on to star in many Hollywood films, which have combined to earn more than $2 billion at the box office. Sandler had an estimated net worth of $420 million in 2020, and signed a further four-movie deal with Netflix worth over $250 million. Sandler's comedic roles include Billy Madison (1995), Happy Gilmore (1996), The Waterboy (1998), The Wedding Singer (1998), Big Daddy (1999), Mr. Deeds (2002), 50 First Dates (2004), The Longest Yard (2005), Click (2006), Grown Ups (2010), Just Go with It (2011), Grown Ups 2 (2013), Blended (2014), Murder Mystery (2019) and Hubie Halloween (2020). He also voiced Dracula in the first three films of the Hotel Transylvania franchise (2012b18). Some of his films, mainly comedy films such as Jack and Jill (2011), have been widely panned, and Sandler is the holder of nine Golden Raspberry Awards and 37 Raspberry Award nominations, more than any other actor but Sylvester Stallone. Conversely, he has earned praise for his dramatic performances in the dramedy films Spanglish (2004), Reign Over Me (2007), Funny People (2009), and the auteur driven films such as Paul Thomas Anderson's Punch-Drunk Love (2002), Noah Baumbach's The Meyerowitz Stories (2017), and the Safdie brothers' Uncut Gems (2019). Contents 1 Early life 2 Career 2.1 1987b1995 2.2 1995b2007 2.3 2007b2019 2.4 2019bpresent 3 Public image 4 Personal life 5 Filmography 6 Discography 6.1 Albums 6.2 Singles 7 Awards and nominations 8 References 9 External links Early life Sandler was born in Brooklyn, New York, on Septe ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 31 Aug 2021 07:04:37 -0400 From: "Ford Explorers For Sale" Subject: Buying Your First Car? Hereās What You Need to Keep in Mind Buying Your First Car? Herebs What You Need to Keep in Mind http://longzila.co/nlcQM2Kb-MqULhHbMaOnpiopNR1JdoGX6Ci7duSP58wlvInP http://longzila.co/hXgTOxjq1r5oVMfOQ_ACs-vbT1WFohmnGwFk0-cq0wfb3V6o astal California town on Christmas Eve, ex-con Felix is seen running from his angry, pregnant wife, Gracie, as she chases him down the road. He accidentally runs into and damages a Christmas tree carried by two rollerbladers. When an argument breaks out among them, a stranger, Philip, unsuccessfully attempts to calm them down. They soon disperse. Philip, head of the suicide-prevention hotline "Lifesavers", receives an eviction notice from his landlord, Stanley, after being unable to pay the organization's rent for several months. In addition to him, the hotline is staffed by the selfish, neurotic, and rather fearful office manager, Mrs. Blanche Munchnik and the overly emotional and empathetic supervisor Catherine O'Shaughnessy. Philip, who does not inform his coworkers of the eviction, attempts to convince his girlfriend, Susan, who is a loan officer in a local bank, to grant him a small loan. She refuses the loan before telling him that she has been secretly dating a psychiatrist for four months and is breaking up with him. Despite Catherine's expectation that Christmastime would bring multiple crises to solve, the staff has received few calls. There is one phone call from a woman who is frightened by a notorious Los Angeles serial killer dubbed "the Seaside Strangler," and another from Chris, a drag transvestite, who feigns depression to convince Philip to disclose the Lifesavers' office address. Meanwhile, an elevator malfunction leaves Mrs. Munchnik trapped on her way to Christmas Eve dinner. Philip eventually manages to pull her to the top of the elevator when Gracie arrives and attempts to operate it. They are terrified that they will be crushed by the ceiling of the elevator shaft, but eventually they all manage to return to the office. Felix arrives, begging Gracie to listen to him, and she hits him in the head with a fruitcake, concussing him and causing a large cut on his forehead. Philip and Catherine take him to a veterinarian to be treated for his head wound. While the doctor is distracted discussing relationships and pillows with Philip, Felix steals and quickly overdoses on dog tranquilizers and is taken to a hospital. Meanwhile, at the office, the doorbell rings. Gracie quickly throws the door open, accidentally striking Mrs. Munchnik and revealing Chris in the doorway. Gracie leaves Chris to care for the unconscious Mrs. Munchnik. When Philip returns, Chris is sitting on the sofa and convinces Philip to dance with him. When Mrs. Munchnik awakens, she witnesses the dancing and threatens to sue Philip for withholding information of the eviction and for inappropriate office behavior before leaving. Soon, Gracie, Catherine, and a downstairs neighbor named Louie Capshaw, all return to the office with Chinese food. Meanwhile, her car fixed by the car club, Blanche encounters the fruitcake again, as it has landed and crashes through her windshield, after Philip has a fit and throws it out of the office window. She is distraught, sitting on her car bumper, as fellow neighbor Mr. Lobel walks up to her with his three dogs in tow. Lobel comforts her and Munchnik realizes that she has loved Lobel for so long. Together, they flee to the beach and have sex in the lifeguard's office. An hour later, Felix arrives at the office brandishing a gun, having escaped from the hospital. Chris gets shot in the foot after attempting to disarm him. Gracie takes the gun and shoots wildly around the office to empty it of ammunition. Two shots go through the front door, killing Stanley (having been called by Catherine to fix the elevator earlier), who was standing behind it with a bag of his possessions. The sight of the dead Stanley puts Catherine in shock. Philip prepares a bath to calm her down confesses his love to Catherine, who reciprocates. They have sex in the bathroom. Meanwhile, Chris takes a one-sided interest in Louie and attempts to flirt with him. Louie reprises his earlier appearance and sings impromptu songs on his prized ukulele. Gracie and Felix disguise Stanley's body as a Christmas tree with burlap and super glue, and the decision is made to take it and the bag to the boardwalk and leave it there. As they all carry Stanley's body down the street, they encounter the now-vengeful rollerbladersbtheir previous two Christmas trees having been destroyed by Felixbwho barrel through them in order to destroy their "tree". Felix tosses the tree and it crashes to the ground, revealing Stanley's body. When the police arrive, Philip falsely confesses to the killing, but Gracie pulls out the gun as proof of her guilt. Felix grabs it and runs to the roof of a nearby building, where he threatens to commit suicide. Philip convinces him to climb down, to much applause. Catherine hands Stanley's bag to the detectives, who search it. They find fishing line and kelp, the weapons of choice for the Seaside Strangler, revealing Stanley as the Seaside Strangler. For killing the criminal, Gracie receives the reward of two hundred fifty thousand dollars. She uses this money to satisfy Lifesavers' debts and prevent their eviction, then promptly goes into labor. She gives birth in at midnight on Christmas Day, in a scene that parodies the Nativity of Jesus. Philip then asks Catherine to marry him the same day, and she obliges. At the end credits, Felix, who quit his job to paint murals, was finally commissioned and his career takes off from there. His first commission has him painting everything he told Gracie he would paint once he had a wa ------------------------------ End of alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest V14 #7360 **********************************************