From: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org (alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest) To: ammf-digest@smoe.org Subject: alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest V5 #347 Reply-To: ammf@fruvous.com Sender: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest Tuesday, January 1 2002 Volume 05 : Number 347 Today's Subjects: ----------------- The 12 Days of Fruvous [Paul Mischler ] Thornhill Terrorist Kidnappings, U.S. Reprisals Feared ["Fred Goldberg" <] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon, 31 Dec 2001 16:48:57 GMT From: Paul Mischler Subject: The 12 Days of Fruvous I had meant to post this before the holidays, but stuff (like tons of snow in Buffalo) got in the way. The 12 Days of Fruvous 12 Iron horses 11 former monarchs 10 fru miles 9 fruheads dancing 8 of your new boyfriends 7 killer tents 6 rants from Jian, God! What's his point? 4 fru lads 3 encores 2 goal judges and a budgie in River Valley Pictures from Snowstorm 2001: http://www.rit.edu/~pmm9979/storm-web/ - -Paul ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 31 Dec 2001 18:27:27 GMT From: "Fred Goldberg" Subject: Thornhill Terrorist Kidnappings, U.S. Reprisals Feared Thornhill (ON, Canada) -- The former King of Spain was reported today as being kidnapped by Terrorists, along with up to 3 other famous celebrities. Sam-I-Am (Who looks like a Persian Cowboy), Spider Man, aka "Lou" aka "Grandpa Fruvous", and the leader of "Murray's People" are the missing pop idols. Rumors about their murder, or being frozen like Walt Disney are circulating. "This is nothing new, since the veracity of Murray's murder or being frozen has been debated since 1999," reported webmaster of "WayToGoMurray.com". These abductions are causing mobs to protest not having the "four lads" perform in the Toronto area during Frucon weekend of February 16th. One of the leaders of the Michigan Militia said, "We just wanna fan the flames as non-Canadians who really have nothing to do with this. I mean, why haven't you, you know, marched on Thornhill? And taken it with, You know! I figure, you know... I mean I'm not talking about nuclear weapons, chemical weapons, I'm not talking about any of that. I'm talking an agrarian revolt. Pitchforks, a spade. Go after those Thornhill people. What's your problem?" Meanwhile the Pentagon said, "The Marines leaving southern Afghanistan may continue combat operations to defeat the remaining Taliban and al Qaeda forces, process detainees, and SECURE THE PEARSON AIRFIELD to allow entry of humanitarian relief supplies and personnel." Asked if Americans should avoid the Pearson International Airport the reply was, "See, Lester B. Pearson was never fun, and I certainly wouldn't recommend any Americans going there and getting caught in military actions if there isn't a Fruvous concert February 15 or 16." In New York State despite bitter cold, protesters (some with tents), were chaining themselves many places. Outside the Bottom Line their cries were heard screaming: "Yes with this terrifying army Fruvous futures have been coupled They've pissed off the folkies But their ticket prices have been doubled! Even quintupled, we don't care, we just want to see them perform!" President Bush in Arlington, VA said, "I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will stop flying out of Ronald Reagan Airport to Toronto." But, when correspondents questioned if planes have ever flown direct from Regan National to Toronto the president replied. "When I make a promise, you press people used to say that will never happen. And here I am, making a promise which I've already followed through on, and have done a lot of work to make sure those planes never go to that God Forsaken, cold, un-American, communist loving country, and you're still complaining." - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Well, my fellow Americans and even those of you who aren't (who get the rest of the pieces), I urge you to join me in this Agrarian Revolt. I commit to you, and to the band that even though I am currently unemployed, I will travel to see them perform and buy at least one of their CD's I already own to give away as a gift. (Duplicate CD's can also make distinctive coasters.) Their ticket prices should be doubled or even quintupled, I don't care, I just want to see them perform!" I urge every Fruvous fan to buy at least one CD during the FruCon weekend, either at the Con or at the so far non-existent show. Then tell the lads you will do this monetary support token, if they will support their fans by doing ONE MORE SHOW. ------------------------------ End of alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest V5 #347 ********************************************