From: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org (alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest) To: ammf-digest@smoe.org Subject: alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest V5 #134 Reply-To: ammf@fruvous.com Sender: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest Saturday, May 12 2001 Volume 05 : Number 134 Today's Subjects: ----------------- jian.ca update! [Marie-Claude ] Cannabis Alternative & FREE Gift! plppk [vj] Jian @ the Riv [LladyYasmina@netscape.net (ama)] Rates DROPPED! Fast Cash!...Consolidate your dept and SAVE big $$$ [flo55] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri, 11 May 2001 04:34:38 GMT From: Marie-Claude Subject: jian.ca update! Spring cleaning! Version 2.0 of http://jian.ca is up and running. A few things were added. Check the updates. Thanks to everyone who contributed lyrics, reviews and photos. In a world of total dweebs, you rule. - -- Marie-Claude http://verticalcrawl.com http://jian.ca ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 11 May 2001 02:57:44 -0400 (EDT) From: vjphr@mecom.net Subject: Cannabis Alternative & FREE Gift! plppk Greetings & Blessings To You! Offering for your "Sensitive" Delight: 1. "Seventh Heaven" Kathmandu Temple Kiff (tm); a viripotent cannabis alternative for blissful regressions of vexatious depressions... 2. Sweet Vjestika Aphrodisia Drops (tm); An erotic aphrodisia; sexual intensifier / enhancer liquid amalgamated extract for MEN and WOMEN. 3. "Seventh Heaven" Prosaka Tablets (tm); a botanical alternative to pharmaceutical medications for calm, balance, serenity and joyful living... 4. 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Please have "Remove" in the subject. ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 11 May 2001 07:45:39 -0400 From: LladyYasmina@netscape.net (ama) Subject: Jian @ the Riv Cross-posted from the list, in case anyone was interested: Hey! Check it out!! I'm doin' a review!!! Watch out now Since I am way out of practice in doing reviews... I'll just mention a couple of observances that go along with the setlist: First of all, the Opener was a young lady named Andrea Florian(sp?). She had a nice voice and good stage presence, and was quite comfortable with laughing at herself for doing things like nearly knocking herself out on the microphone. She announced that she will be playing a benefit concert on June 14th at the Rivoli with such musical talents as Tory Cassis and Kurt Swinghammer. The Benefit is for Huntington's Disease Research Jian came onstage around 11:30p or so, and started right in by saying that he appreciated everyone being there and that well, he IS canadian and for those that might not realize it, Toronto has a Hockey Team; and there was a playoff game that night. The Leafs won. :) He went on to comment on the fact that when the team wins a big game, people get distructive. So his thought was, if the Leafs win the Stanley Cup, we should burn the CN Tower!!! Someone in the audience shouted out that we should burn all the Starbucks, and he laughed and said something along the lines of, "well, thank you sister for your support... we haven't gotten there yet, but thank you." BABY DON'T LIE TO ME ASTRONAUT After this song the audience gave a raucous applause, and he decided that the rest of the show would just be that song over and over :) He prefaced the next song by commenting that he usually tells a story about his first fight, but that he'd like to dedicate the song to the people who were with him as protesters that got tear-gassed and pepper-sprayed in Quebec a few weeks back. He started to try and make a comment... and said a lot of a-a-a-a um-um- and then laughed and said, "I'm actually going to think about what I'm going to say first" and then went on to talk about how they were assaulted by the stormtroopers and that he was disappointed when they were given a pat on the back by by... Senior Chretien (at which point he was trying to find some suitable derogatory title for him). I turned to Mike Wood at this point and said, "well, what about Darth Chretien, to go along with the whole starwars thing?" Mike agreed emphatically ;) LOUSY BOY SAD GIRL FOLLOW THE ROAD Instead of going into the usual story, he simply commented on the fact that there were certain times when he truly felt a sense of Canadian Nationalism, and being with so many other Canadians visiting Trudeau lying in State was one of those moments. SONG FOR A FATHER Jian had some difficulty sitting on the stylish Rivoli stool while playing the doumbek, and laughed at himself for having "big shoe" issues NATALIA After the song he led the way into a brief "Paul Shafer" improv, and joked that whenever he was at the keyboards he always felt like either him or Elton John WE LEFT IT ALL TO YOU This was preceeded by a brief plug for the Anti-Chain Depot on jianghomeshi.com and how people have started making the list of Non-Chain coffee shops, book shops, etc. He then said that people often try to catch him being contradictory (ie eating at Wendy's), which led to a comment by him about the fact that "Yes, I'm wearing Calvin Klein underwear, when I'm really sure there are some Homegrown Hemp underwear somewhere that I just happened to miss on my way to the Calvin Klein rack... wow, you're underwear is smokin'" I WILL HOLD ON A very "rocked out" version... which included something I would never expect to see during this song... Justin (guitar) broke a string After the song, just as they were about to begin the last song of the set, one of the overhead lights slipped and almost fell ontop of the Drummer. Jian blamed it on those Devils ;) PERSIAN COWBOY ENCORE: FLY It was an enjoyable night, the crowd was very good as far as the level of conversation (the difference between playing at a Happy Hour spot and playing for "intentional audience" members, i suppose) He announced that he'd be going into the studio this week (i believe starting monday) to start laying down tracks for the CD. As of tonight he was back down to "pretty sure" Follow the Road would be on the CD (but not 100%, hopefully after playing it he'll decide definitely yes!) Angie wow, I just did a review. somebody pinch me http://snarki.diaryland.com - -- Death is but a doorway, time is but a window, I'll be back. - --Vigo the Carpathian "Ghostbusters II" ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 11 May 2001 08:39:30 -0500 From: flo5596@yahoo.com Subject: Rates DROPPED! Fast Cash!...Consolidate your dept and SAVE big $$$ [FORM NOT SHOWN][TABLE NOT SHOWN] The reply address on this email was active at the time this email was sent. ------------------------------ End of alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest V5 #134 ********************************************