From: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org (alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest) To: ammf-digest@smoe.org Subject: alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest V5 #15 Reply-To: ammf@fruvous.com Sender: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest Monday, January 15 2001 Volume 05 : Number 015 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Make Search Engine Work for You! [searchenginehell206@yahoo.com] Re: Opera House tickets [Hugo Rodrigues ] Re: Opera House tickets [brent_miller@my-deja.com] Re: murrayness [Miss Edith ] Re: murrayness [Miss Edith ] Re: murrayness [Lori Martin ] Re: Opera House tickets [Miss Edith ] Re: Opera House tickets [Hugo Rodrigues ] Re: Opera House tickets [Miss Edith ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat, 13 Jan 01 13:49:11 EST From: searchenginehell206@yahoo.com Subject: Make Search Engine Work for You! Dear Friend, Remember the first time you built a web site? 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If you send in your order and you are not one of the first 100 to receive the Reprint and Reproduction Rights, I will notify you immediately and give you the opportunity to cancel your order. _/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/ If you have received this message in error and would like to be removed from future mailings, please reply with the word remove in the subject. x _/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/ ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 14 Jan 2001 15:09:04 GMT From: Hugo Rodrigues Subject: Re: Opera House tickets dalevy@my-deja.com wrote: > While I'm at it, a reminder to buy your Frucon admission tickets soon. > Just click on > http://ticketweb.com/user/?region=on&query=detail&event=186822 to go > right to the order page. That's three reminders from three different people to buy tickets. Are we creating a false sense of urgency or something? - -- "Feel the love, Damn the cold" - -- Pamela Brennan, Hennessey *MOO*MOO*MOO*MOO*MOO*MOO*MOO*MOO*MOO*MOO* Hugo Rodrigues Hugs on the Undernet / 49272270 ICQ Underemployed journalist http://www3.sympatico.ca/hrodrigues Forever Fruvous!!! *MOO*MOO*MOO*MOO*MOO*MOO*MOO*MOO*MOO*MOO* ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 14 Jan 2001 17:18:33 GMT From: brent_miller@my-deja.com Subject: Re: Opera House tickets Hugo Rodrigues wrote: That's three reminders from three different people to buy tickets. Are we creating a false sense of urgency or something? Brent's response: I don't see this as creating a false sense of urgency in any way. We're talking about a venue that holds about 400 people. Children are admitted free and count against total of 400 people. Fruvous hasn't played a concert in month and there are none scheduled before or after FruCon4. Consequently, it seems reasonable that demand for tickets at the last minute may exceed the number of tickets available. In my opinion, the posts as a friendly warning that, if you wait to the last minute you might be shut out of FruCon4. Then, anyone who does will blame the committee, who warned of just such a possibility. Brent, (not on the committee) I've got my tickets. Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 14 Jan 2001 18:25:33 GMT From: Miss Edith Subject: Re: murrayness [1] oh, forget it. it's not funny anymore. dammit. [mc] ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 14 Jan 2001 18:23:32 GMT From: Miss Edith Subject: Re: murrayness Lori Martin wrote: > Miss Edith, formerly known as mceeeee, (and before that known as a Swedish > film goddess), wrote: swedish? awesome. > But mc, you ARE crazed. Take it from one who knows from crazed. :D > > I can see how James would sound like Murray and all, at least to a crazed > mind. > > And for that matter, if pressed I can think of a few other similarities, > too. :) i pressed lori (hard) [1] off ng... i'm soon to open a clique for the crazed, "Out of My Tree". i'll make sure to give you details when it's up ;) [mc] http://www.verticalcrawl.com ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 14 Jan 2001 13:17:23 -0500 From: Lori Martin Subject: Re: murrayness Miss Edith, formerly known as mceeeee, (and before that known as a Swedish film goddess), wrote: > Randomly... > I am amused by how much my favourite obsession, James Marsters (Spike on > 'Buffy'), when performing folk tunes, sounds remarkably like Murray. > This said, you are hereby invited to convince me I'm not crazed But mc, you ARE crazed. Take it from one who knows from crazed. :D I can see how James would sound like Murray and all, at least to a crazed mind. And for that matter, if pressed I can think of a few other similarities, too. :) Lori Glitter Fairy/Tattooing Fru/High Priestess, Murray's Sect ~~~~~~~~ He deserves Paradise who makes his companions laugh. ~~ the Koran He deserves Paradise who allows his companions to cry. ~~ me ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 14 Jan 2001 18:25:04 GMT From: Miss Edith Subject: Re: Opera House tickets brent_miller@my-deja.com wrote: > Hugo Rodrigues wrote: > That's three reminders from three different people to buy tickets. > Are we creating a false sense of urgency or something? > > Brent's response: > I don't see this as creating a false sense of urgency in any way. > We're talking about a venue that holds about 400 people. Children > are admitted free and count against total of 400 people. > > Fruvous hasn't played a concert in month and there are none > scheduled before or after FruCon4. Consequently, it seems > reasonable that demand for tickets at the last minute may exceed > the number of tickets available. > > In my opinion, the posts as a friendly warning that, if you wait to the > last minute you might be shut out of FruCon4. Then, anyone who > does will blame the committee, who warned of just such a > possibility. what brent-boy said. cheer up, hugster, come on :) [mc] o/~ mr right now... o/~ ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 15 Jan 2001 02:58:37 GMT From: Hugo Rodrigues Subject: Re: Opera House tickets Miss Edith wrote: > brent_miller@my-deja.com wrote: > > Hugo Rodrigues wrote: > > That's three reminders from three different people to buy tickets. > > Are we creating a false sense of urgency or something? > > Brent's response: > > I don't see this as creating a false sense of urgency in any way. > > In my opinion, the posts as a friendly warning that, if you wait to the > > last minute you might be shut out of FruCon4. Then, anyone who > > does will blame the committee, who warned of just such a > > possibility. > what brent-boy said. cheer up, hugster, come on :) Friendly warning or not... Three reminders spaced within a day seems to suggest that perhaps sales are lagging. Much the same way that charity lotteries announce themselves 80% sold out well in advance of their actual 80% sold rate. Can anyone on the committee give us a real tally of how many tickets have been sold? Then we can create real urgency if needed, instead of just launching false missives at each other. - -- "Feel the love, Damn the cold" - -- Pamela Brennan, Hennessey *MOO*MOO*MOO*MOO*MOO*MOO*MOO*MOO*MOO*MOO* Hugo Rodrigues Hugs on the Undernet / 49272270 ICQ Underemployed journalist http://www3.sympatico.ca/hrodrigues Forever Fruvous!!! *MOO*MOO*MOO*MOO*MOO*MOO*MOO*MOO*MOO*MOO* ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 15 Jan 2001 04:56:07 GMT From: Miss Edith Subject: Re: Opera House tickets Hugo Rodrigues wrote: > Friendly warning or not... Three reminders spaced within a day seems to > suggest that perhaps sales are lagging. Or that we're just crackheads. I vote for that one. Crackheads. > Much the same way that charity > lotteries announce themselves 80% sold out well in advance of their > actual 80% sold rate. See, that's been bugging me. Linguistically, you can't really be *partially* sold OUT, can you? Either you're sold out or you're not. Back me up here, someone. I've been arguing this by myself, to no avail you can imagine. > Can anyone on the committee give us a real tally of how many tickets > have been sold? Do you want the Secret of Eternal Life too? Sheesh. Fruheads... so demanding! > "Feel the love, Damn the cold" > -- Pamela Brennan, Hennessey ... no kidding, I very nearly used this as my sig as well. Boy is my face red. [mc] (So Hugo, are you accredited now? Exactly how many years must Fruheads-in-training study to get their degree? What are the job openings?) - -- http://www.verticalcrawl.com "I find holy water in a Church Street gutter..." ------------------------------ End of alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest V5 #15 *******************************************