From: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org (alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest) To: ammf-digest@smoe.org Subject: alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest V4 #459 Reply-To: ammf@fruvous.com Sender: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest Tuesday, November 21 2000 Volume 04 : Number 459 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: more about chad [Melanie ] Re: OT: News from England [richardbutterworth@my-deja.com] Re: be very afraid [Ellen A Handbasket ] be very afraid [Ellen A Handbasket ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon, 20 Nov 2000 10:37:39 -0500 From: Melanie Subject: Re: more about chad Lori wrote: >>there are reports of chad being eaten by Florida vote-counters. << In regard to the alegedly eaten chad, it either reflects a medical condition known as pica or kinkiness. Not sure which. On another note: a group on CNN yesterday laughingly said that "someone" should write a song about this post-election situation. I could recommend someone. melanie ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 20 Nov 2000 17:13:34 GMT From: richardbutterworth@my-deja.com Subject: Re: OT: News from England In article , Melanie wrote: > To the citizens of the United States of America, > > Following your failure to elect either a half-decent candidate or man- > monkey as President of the USA to govern yourselves and, by > extension, the free world, we hereby give notice of the revocation > of your independence. Dear People of America, It has come to our attention that a `comedy' email has been circulating in the past few days purportedly from Her Britannic Majesty Queen Elizabeth II [1] claiming sovereignty over your lands. Her Majesty would like to assure the citizens of The United States of America that her government has no such intentions. The reasons for HM government not desiring the return of the ex-colonies are as follows (explained in nice easy terms that even a Texan governor could understand): 1. A recent census showed conclusively that The United States was full of Americans. 2. In the past two years you have not only managed this total electoral fiasco, but you also managed to spend $170 million of public money proving that President Bill Clinton did what every single adult person has done at one time or another: lied about their private life. Yet you still claim that you have the best democracy in the world. AND you have the immortal rind to instruct the IMF not to give money to developing countries unless they are stupid enough to implement your version of democracy. Other peoples' hypocrisy is always very entertaining, and we the British people wish to do nothing that would stand in the way of you making complete arses of yourselves in the future. We hope this puts your mind at rest. HM Government, Whitehall, London. [1] Meaning the second British queen called Elizabeth, not the movie sequel to Her Britannic Majesty Queen Elizabeth. Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ Before you buy. ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 20 Nov 2000 19:08:22 GMT From: Ellen A Handbasket Subject: Re: be very afraid In article <8vbsea$pkk$1@nnrp1.deja.com>, Ellen A Handbasket wrote: > just so you know... i'm going to be on the radio this friday at noon. erm.. *cough* noon, EST. peace, ellen ************************************************* When the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ Before you buy. ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 20 Nov 2000 19:01:36 GMT From: Ellen A Handbasket Subject: be very afraid hey y'all, just so you know... i'm going to be on the radio this friday at noon. WRNR, my favorite station, has a feature called Program Director of the Day where you get to come in and play your choice of tunes for an hour. they liked my setlist, i guess. if you're more than 100 yards away from the station (which is in annapolis, MD and contrary to what jian believes, plays fruvous), their pathetic transmitter won't get the signal to you. BUT they broadcast over the internet too. www.wrnr.com. if you're at work or sumpin on friday and can listen to streaming media, tune in to hear me say such things as "TOBEY RAWKS." just kidding. for those who don't know, WRNR is the DC area's equivalent to WXPN, or (insert-the-name-of-your-local-station-that-plays-fruvous). they're commercial, but an excellent station. peace, ellen ************************************************* When the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ Before you buy. ------------------------------ End of alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest V4 #459 ********************************************