From: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org (alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest) To: ammf-digest@smoe.org Subject: alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest V4 #435 Reply-To: ammf@fruvous.com Sender: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest Tuesday, October 31 2000 Volume 04 : Number 435 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Happy Birthday!!!! ["Chris K @*_*@" ] consider my day made... [rachel yudell ] Mime-Version: 1.0 ["XVA International" ] Re: this post rated: inflammatory (ammf.flame) [Lori Martin ] Re: Happy Birthday!!!! [platypus@pianosa.catch22.org (Jordan McClure)] Re: Happy Birthday!!!! [Ellen A Handbasket ] Re: this post rated: inflamatory (ammf.flame) [Ellen A Handbasket ] Re: Happy Birthday!!!! ["Chris K @*_*@" ] Re: Happy Birthday!!!! ["Adam Hartfield" ] Re: Happy Birthday!!!! [platypus@pianosa.catch22.org (Jordan McClure)] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon, 30 Oct 2000 05:27:16 GMT From: "Chris K @*_*@" Subject: Happy Birthday!!!! This little b'day wish goes out to a certain Adam HaRtfield in MA who is celebrating his 29th birthday today! Dood! Happy Birthday! =) And I'll have to add a P.S. to this message - it's a "remember when..." ...remember when 2 years ago we were all planning on being at the IH for the October 30 and 31st shows? That's when a lot of us first met Mr. HaRtfield and realized that he blocked our view for the shows. ;D Adam, you're just too damn tall! Get outta the way! =) Christine. *^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^ http://www.grilled-cheese.org "glad u kno how 2 rite out hole werdz." --anna '00 *^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^ ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 29 Oct 2000 22:01:30 -0800 (PST) From: rachel yudell Subject: consider my day made... 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Further transmissions to you by the sender of this email may be stopped at no cost to you by sending a reply to this email with the word "remove" in the subject line. XVA International e-mail: xva@int.2ndmail.com The most personalized email addresses available, FREE! at: http://www.2ndmail.com Say goodbye to that boring email address. ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 30 Oct 2000 08:23:15 -0500 From: Lori Martin Subject: Re: this post rated: inflammatory (ammf.flame) spake Aryn-Marietta Eaton: > I am so glad to see things getting back to normal > around here. Makes me smile. bbbut .... bbbut ... Mmommmmm ... she called us NORMAL! :) - -- Lori Glitter Fairy/Tattooing Fru/High Priestess, Murray's Sect ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ it's the Supreme Court, stupid! ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 30 Oct 2000 08:34:55 -0500 From: Lori Martin Subject: Re: consider my day made... rachel yudell wrote: > O.k...first post...(took me long enough)...just wanted > to say THANK YOU for making my daily pilgrimage to my > email account a thing of joy and beauty again. You are too kind. No, really. > Gotta admit...y'all had me a bit worried there for a > while...but I slowly realized that I was party to an > expertly, artistically, analytically and seemingly > *effortlessly* executed flame-campaign. Erm...the > 4-day Flame War of 2000 as it were. Witness the power of the FruBorg Collective. :D One mind. One purpose. You have been assimilated. Painless, wasn't it? > One question...do I *HAVE* to sacrifice llamas? Such sweet > creatures...hmmm...nope, don't want to do the cat thing > either...perhaps wombats would suffice in my case? Just > asking... WHAT? You'd like to engage in gratuitous wombat abuse? I can't believe the barbarians who frequent this ng sometimes .... The llamas, you must understand, being creatures of supreme intelligence, understand that their sacrifice is a rare and noble honour. After a special vegetarian meal (they don't eat pork) they are carefully groomed and perfumed, then adorned with garlands of Canadian Smarties. Following this caring toilette, they are led to the room of sacrificial fire, festooned with myriad paper hearts. The flames look like angel's wings. They are unleashed next to a computer, and all hell breaks loose. Because they ... THEY can leave the room! aha! But the computer's stuck there! That's my point. - -- Lori Glitter Fairy/Tattooing Fru/High Priestess, Murray's Sect ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ it's the Supreme Court, stupid! ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 30 Oct 2000 17:13:42 GMT From: platypus@pianosa.catch22.org (Jordan McClure) Subject: Re: Happy Birthday!!!! >This is obviously an elitist in-joke. Everyone knows Adam is 16. Though >whether or not he has been kissed is certainly not a topic of debate >suitable to ammf. Yes of course Adam is only 16. And I'd like to invite all those who know Adam to help celebrate his Special Day by purchasing an official Adam Hartfield "Oh Please" mug and/or mousepad, available at http://www.cafepress.com/ohplease . All proceeds go to the A. Hartfiled Victorian House Fund! jordan - -- Jordan I. K. McClure (jordan@dumbness.org) http://www.dumbness.org * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * fnord ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 30 Oct 2000 17:58:43 GMT From: Ellen A Handbasket Subject: Re: Happy Birthday!!!! In article <8tjnbp$9tr$1@nnrp1.deja.com>, richardbutterworth@my-deja.com wrote: > This is obviously an elitist in-joke. Everyone knows Adam is 16. 16? 16?!? adam, you told me you were 18! oh, dear. > Happy barfday Adam! can we assume that the dancing barfday page will NOT be a dream fulfilled? please? peace, ellen (happy birthday, ad-rock!) ************************************************* When the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ Before you buy. ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 30 Oct 2000 18:00:24 GMT From: Ellen A Handbasket Subject: Re: this post rated: inflamatory (ammf.flame) In article <39F9F702.39DC4969@xpnonline.net>, moonshimmer@xpnonline.net wrote: > I think Jason can say 'gotcha!' here. :) which i'm still waiting for, but the fact that he actually cross-posted it to alt.config makes me wonder. peace, ellen (makes me wonder WHY.... ;) ************************************************* When the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ Before you buy. ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 30 Oct 2000 11:51:22 GMT From: richardbutterworth@my-deja.com Subject: Re: Happy Birthday!!!! In article <39FD0650.B3F3DF4D@ehmail.com>, cHRissiEk@ehmail.com wrote: > This little b'day wish goes out to a certain Adam HaRtfield in MA who > is celebrating his 29th birthday today! > > Dood! Happy Birthday! =) This is obviously an elitist in-joke. Everyone knows Adam is 16. Though whether or not he has been kissed is certainly not a topic of debate suitable to ammf. Happy barfday Adam! (29? Old? You don't the meaning of the word 'old'. Tchah. Young people nowadays.) Bless, Richard Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ Before you buy. ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 30 Oct 2000 18:39:19 -0500 From: Lori Martin Subject: Re: Happy Birthday!!!! Ellen A Handbasket wrote: > In article <8tjnbp$9tr$1@nnrp1.deja.com>, > richardbutterworth@my-deja.com wrote: > > This is obviously an elitist in-joke. Everyone knows Adam is 16. > 16? 16?!? adam, you told me you were 18! oh, dear. you cradlerobber, you! I'm still going on the premise that he's 19. That keeps practically anything legal. Except -- no 21-plus clubs for you, Adam! You've been exposed as the world's most bearded teenager! - -- Lori Glitter Fairy/Tattooing Fru/High Priestess, Murray's Sect ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ it's the Supreme Court, stupid! ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 31 Oct 2000 00:57:49 GMT From: "Chris K @*_*@" Subject: Re: Happy Birthday!!!! Adam Hartfield wrote: > *sob* No 21+ clubs? Good thing the Iron Horse is always all-ages! > > Thanks for the birthday wishes, everyone. They wicked > brightened my day. :) Nice way of using the word "wicked" & the day before Halloween too. ;) Christine. *^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^ http://www.grilled-cheese.org "glad u kno how 2 rite out hole werdz." --anna '00 *^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^ ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 30 Oct 2000 19:53:45 -0500 From: "Adam Hartfield" Subject: Re: Happy Birthday!!!! > I'm still going on the premise that he's 19. That keeps practically > anything legal. Except -- no 21-plus clubs for you, Adam! You've been > exposed as the world's most bearded teenager! *sob* No 21+ clubs? Good thing the Iron Horse is always all-ages! Thanks for the birthday wishes, everyone. They wicked brightened my day. :) - --Adam adamh@javanet.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 31 Oct 2000 02:58:55 GMT From: platypus@pianosa.catch22.org (Jordan McClure) Subject: Re: Happy Birthday!!!! In article <39FE18A8.BE9AD904@ehmail.com>, Chris K @*_*@ wrote: > >Nice way of using the word "wicked" & the day before Halloween too. >;) What?! Adam wicked someone on his birthday? The animal! I didn't even think he was dating anyone! j! - -- Jordan I. K. McClure (jordan@dumbness.org) http://www.dumbness.org * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ------------------------------ End of alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest V4 #435 ********************************************