From: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org (alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest) To: ammf-digest@smoe.org Subject: alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest V4 #433 Reply-To: ammf@fruvous.com Sender: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest Sunday, October 29 2000 Volume 04 : Number 433 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: The Item on EBay [Donna Hunt ] Re: me, giggling. [Lisa Carpenter ] Re: OT:bagpies & fiddles [Daancing Queen ] Re: this post rated: inflamatory (ammf.flame) [Lori Martin Subject: Re: The Item on EBay Lori Martin wrote: > Oh tell me about it. She plays lots of things. And then she > tries to teach everyone else "easy techniques" for playing them. > Bah. There's a word for that, you know. Yeah. Actually, two. "Music Teacher." the end, donna ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 28 Oct 2000 04:14:12 GMT From: Lisa Carpenter Subject: Re: me, giggling. Lori High Priestess spaketh: > > >and dammit, everyone know's that I'M the biggest fruhead. I perform animal > > >sacrifices (well, just squirrels) out my window while chanting the lyrics to > > >"fly". > > Oh, the humanity. Sally's quite right; it's all about llamas. and here, i've been worshiping sharpies for the past year! thanks for telling me, guys! lisa ******************** and these were our words our words were our songs these songs are our prayers these prayers keep me strong and i still believe..... ******************** ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 28 Oct 2000 11:19:40 GMT From: Daancing Queen Subject: Re: OT:bagpies & fiddles > Try fighting your way along Princes Street in Edinburgh in the height > of summer then. Shed loads of tourists (yes, no matter what country > you're in, the locals still hate the tourists!) all wondering how to Even the non-locals hate the tourists! :) > everywhere to entertain them! Pipers are bad. Pipers are evil. They Mmmmm....kilts. :) Sara (why am I reading this? it's better than java....) Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ Before you buy. ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 28 Oct 2000 13:50:54 -0400 From: Lori Martin Subject: Re: this post rated: inflamatory (ammf.flame) wahrend@my-deja.com wrote: > A bunch of evil elves will be dispatched to your house now to adminster > your punishment, please remain at your computer until they arrive. aack! So *you're* the one responsible for scheduling a party for 12-year-olds here in half an hour? Damn. Once again, it seems my ideas are not fully my own. I'm especially impressed that you incorporated time travel into your plot - -- going back almost 13 years to tweak the time line and assure that I'd either have to be complicit in my own punishment, or be an appallingly bad mommy . Clever man you are, Billiam. 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