From: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org (alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest) To: ammf-digest@smoe.org Subject: alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest V4 #349 Reply-To: ammf@fruvous.com Sender: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest Monday, August 14 2000 Volume 04 : Number 349 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: OT: Pokemon is Good (WAS: Re: What Phrase) [Cameron Ross ] Re: OT: Pokemon is Good (WAS: Re: What Phrase) [SugarFly26@aol.com] I need a ticket for 8/21 [gordonlew@aol.com (Gordon Nash)] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat, 12 Aug 2000 23:18:23 -0700 (PDT) From: Cameron Ross Subject: Re: OT: Pokemon is Good (WAS: Re: What Phrase) > http://www.angelfire.com/nj/SaphiraCat/poke.html OMG.... teh squirtle dave has got to be the cutest thing I've seen in a very long time!!! 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