From: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org (alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest) To: ammf-digest@smoe.org Subject: alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest V3 #147 Reply-To: ammf@fruvous.com Sender: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest Friday, February 12 1999 Volume 03 : Number 147 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Musical theatre and license plates (was Philly stuff) [bbwminors@aol.com ] Re: Chris gave birth to a DAT tape (was Re: Falcon Ridge Ticket Info) [vi] New spring dates [bbwminors@aol.com (BBWMinors)] Re: Neil Gaiman's Nevermore [BEQS26C@prodigy.com (Brian Nicholson)] Re: Richard Scent (was re: *Yawn*) [Groovy Spice ] Re: Amanda's Campaign: Early Morning Rain on the upcoming album. [Groovy ] Re: capital punishment ["A.J. LoCicero" ] Re: Kevorkian ["A.J. LoCicero" ] Re: Oh...hi, by the way [Chad Maloney ] Where do we get Princeton tix? [affannat@mail2.sas.upenn.edu (Kelly D Aff] what we want on next album [BEQS26C@prodigy.com (Brian Nicholson)] Re: Amanda's Campaign: Early Morning Rain on the upcoming album. [affanna] Fruvous and Musicals (was Philly and stuff) [petit_chou@juno.com] Re: Interviews at Colleges [Srm9988n@aol.com] Re: Need a little wind here! (was FruconTix Lost) ["KatieWow" ] Re: Oh...hi, by the way ["KatieWow" ] Need a little wind here! (was FruconTix Lost) [Srm9988n@aol.com] Re: basketball sacrilege (or hi! i'm a fruhead) :) [Chad Maloney > Okay, getting into really obscure musical theater, a few days ago someone called "GE&H" Fruvous' "If I Had a Million Dollars." Now, the only song I know by that name is from "The Me Nobody Knows" (and I went around singing it all day except I only know two lines so that kind of sucked). So a) what is the other "IIHAMD" and b) who remembers "The Me Nobody Knows" (catapulted Irene Cara to Fame, no pun intended, and also launched the brief but memorable one-hit-wonder career of Beverly Ann Bremers who sang "Don't Say You Don't Remember" which would be a great karaoke song except no one seems to have it). Winner-of-longest-parenthetical-sentence-postscript Queen Lisa (anxiously awaiting response from Maryland DMV to see if FRUHEAD made the cut -- I know no one has it, they checked, but wonder if they'll think it's like FOR U: HEAD and censor me out. Oh well, second choice was simply FRUVOUS. Can't imagine they'd 86 it). ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 12 Feb 1999 13:55:45 GMT From: vika@ibm.net (Vika Zafrin) Subject: Re: Chris gave birth to a DAT tape (was Re: Falcon Ridge Ticket Info) There is nothing, positively nothing I despise more than... that's right folks. Lying. Shameless, valourless untruth-telling. Jason A. Reiser has posited: >Chris and Vika are proud to announce the birth of their first child, KAO. >The child weighed in at about an ounce and measured a full 60 meters long. >The footprint was measured at 4mm. May I assure you, we have not had a child. Mr.O'Malley's politician-like promise to "unveil" the offspring at FruCon is also an outright lie, owing to the fact that Mr. Reiser's Awful Brain Controller (tm) has got my poor love in its grips. Not to mention the halucinatory, absolutely loopy TheraFlu-induced state Mr. O'Malley is in. I hereby publicly dissociate myself from any news of any offspring produced by the above-mentioned Mr. O'Malley and myself, and denNOUNce the falsehoods written by the pseudo-friend, really-mad-scientist-trying-to-blame-a-failed-experiment-on-others, Jason Reiser. /me leaves indignantly, a thin strip of barely perceptible tape dangling from her coatpocket Vika Zafrin vika@ibm.net "I feel like I just gave birth. To a DAT tape." -COM ------------------------------ Date: 12 Feb 1999 14:04:58 GMT From: bbwminors@aol.com (BBWMinors) Subject: New spring dates Hmmm, Princeton is only about 2 1/2 hours from here and we have family in NJ so that's a definite possibility ... and could it mean a few other dates in the general mid-Atlantic vicinity (now, now, Lisa, don't be greedy -- you've had them in DC/Baltimore twice in three months and some states haven't had any)? But my most fervent hope is that the June 10 Ann Arbor gig might mean a bunch of other midwestern-ish gigs in that period. I'll be driving to Toledo (no jokes please) with Princess Dana June 18-19 and spending the next 10 days in Ohio-Michigan-Chicago-Indiana on the baseball beat so how awesome would it be if Moxy just happened to be in one (or three or five) of the same towns???? Hey, how about Moxy doing the anthems at one of the games??? :) Oh, that's right, they're hockey fans, not baseball fans. Poo. ------------------------------ Date: 12 Feb 1999 14:52:02 GMT From: BEQS26C@prodigy.com (Brian Nicholson) Subject: Re: Neil Gaiman's Nevermore jamn wrote: > >thank heaven more collecters then not don't feel this way or I would be >broke.......... ah, yes... you seem to have stumbled upon my plan to run you out of business! well, my taste in comics seems to be a minority... in terms of mainstream, i dislike gaiman and peter david and john byrne, and for indies, I prefer greg hyland, levi krause, jay stephens, and STEVEN STEGELIN to famous undergrounders like Crumb, Bagge, and those other folks. ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 12 Feb 1999 14:48:52 GMT From: Groovy Spice Subject: Re: Richard Scent (was re: *Yawn*) In article <36C358D0.DB6FDEBE@rosevc.rose-hulman.edu>, Chad Maloney wrote: > Hey everyone, how does Richard smell? British? Moth Balls? Garlic? Old Spice? all right, now you've got me imagining richard smelling like ALL of the above. it's not a pretty combination. thanks loads, Chad. ;) peace, ellen ********************************************************************* May you build a ladder to the stars And climb on every rung ********************************************************************* - -----------== Posted via Deja News, The Discussion Network ==---------- http://www.dejanews.com/ Search, Read, Discuss, or Start Your Own ------------------------------ Date: 12 Feb 1999 15:01:52 GMT From: affannat@mail2.sas.upenn.edu (Kelly D Affannato) Subject: Re: Philly and stuff.... If we're starting a musical theatre discussion, I must extoll the virtues of "Phantom", which is BY FAR my favorite bit of that genre... When it was in Philly I saw it three times, seats getting better each time....my computer makes Phantom noises, I'm a nut. - --->Kelly Silver7 on mirc JianBabe (jianbabe@aol.com) wrote: : >My god you did not just quote Ragtime....... : Yay! I have encountered alot of Ragtime fans on the ng! Interestingly enough, : I was introduced to Ragtime through my friend Adrienne, whom I introduced to : Fruvous. She is, by far, my most successful convert. : ~joni ( I *heart* Coalhouse) : "Go out and tell our story, let it echo far and wide, make them hear you...my : path may lead to heaven or hell and God will say what's best, but one thing he : will never say is that I went quietly to my rest." : Coalhouse Walker Jr. ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 12 Feb 1999 14:43:07 GMT From: "Zainab" Subject: Re: Assimilating Pittsburgh >Rachael, yet another Ohian wrote: >> At least you had an excuse.. you're from columbus.I'm actually from >>Pittsburgh....but then on the other hand I get lost trying to get to The >Book Loft >>in German Village all the time....so I guess we're even :-) > >That's not so bad, I tend to get lost *in* The Book Loft. That's what's so *cool* about The Book Loft! An old, old building, filled with tiny tiny rooms filled with all sorts of books, playing all sorts of music. It's one of the best ways to spend an afternoon! When I lived in Columbus, I introduced lots of friends to this place, then proceeded to lose them in there! (...fortunately, I eventually found them all!) [snip] >Lace (uhhh.. frutent... Those lads, they must read a lot.) >¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø¤º°`°º¤ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ Zainab, from Columbus but currently schooling in Nashville ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 12 Feb 1999 14:39:42 GMT From: Groovy Spice Subject: Re: Amanda's Campaign: Early Morning Rain on the upcoming album. In article <79vdli$f11$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com>, koogle@clark.net wrote: > Thoughts? It seems like a long thread of "this would be a great idea!" on the > newsgroup would be a good place to start the campaign. i could get behind EMR being on the new album, BUT if there were only going to be one cover, i'm afraid i have to ditch EMR and beg piteously (again) for I Shall Be Released. every time i've heard them do it, it's taken my breath away. and besides, it's *Dylan*. ;) peace, ellen (of course, it might lose something in the studio, so as long as i'm begging, might as well beg for a *live* version) ********************************************************************* May you build a ladder to the stars And climb on every rung ********************************************************************* - -----------== Posted via Deja News, The Discussion Network ==---------- http://www.dejanews.com/ Search, Read, Discuss, or Start Your Own ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 12 Feb 1999 14:56:46 GMT From: "A.J. LoCicero" Subject: Re: capital punishment Richard Butterworth wrote: > So in accusing your government of being a mass murderer I was wrong and > I apologise. No need to apologize just for getting that statistic slightly wrong. Our government is a mass murderer in so many ways. Talk to some people in Iraq... Also I'm sure plenty of innocent people have been executed. It is just that once they are dead, there is a lot less impetus to prove they weren't guilty. > The point still holds though. In 1953 Derek Bentley was hanged for the > murder of a policeman despite the jury's plea for clemency, despite the > fact that Bentley was educationally subnormal and even though it was > known at the time that Bentley did not fire the fatal shot. After a > dedicated and very brave campaign by his family he was finally given a > posthumous pardon last year. A posthumous pardon is something of a > Pyrrhic victory. A great movie about the English death penalty is Dance With A Stranger. It tells the story of the last woman (and I believe person) hanged in England. The case was so controversial that it led to the end of the death penalty there, I believe. (Richard, correct me if I'm wrong here) See it, whatever your current beliefs on the subject. (A.J.'s movie review for the week) A.J. - -- "Whenever any American's life is taken by another unnecessarily - whether it is done in the name of the law or in defiance of law,...In an attack of violence or in response to violence - the whole nation is degraded." - --Robert Kennedy _____ _ / ____(_) | | _ ___ ___ _ __ ___ | | | |/ __/ _ \ '__/ _ \ | |____| | (_| __/ | | (_) | \_____|_|\___\___|_| \___/ @wwnet.com ICQ#: 13117113 ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 12 Feb 1999 14:46:12 GMT From: "A.J. LoCicero" Subject: Re: Kevorkian Chewbacca wrote: > > Sorry Richard, > I really didn't want to continue the mass murder/capital punishment > thread.... > but Kevorkian as a mass murderer? > *scoff* > I know not everyone here will *ever* agree on *anything*....... > but when I hear of a doctor willing to risk his license and life, > ultimately, for the suffering of his patients.... > I applaud. Arabel, Supporting the concept of assisted suicide and supporting Jack Kevorkian (who's license was taken away years ago btw) are 2 different things. The guy is a ghoul. He's obsessed with death. One or two of his "patients" haven't even been terminally ill. He advocates using the death penalty as a way of getting more spare parts for transplants. Recently he has crossed the line from assisted suicide to euthanasia. (There is a video tape of him actually injecting a "patient" with lethal drugs. I'm sorry, assisted suicide may or may not be a crime. If it is, I would agree that it falls short of murder, certainly. But Euthanasia is murder. Plain and simple. It crosses the line. For that alone if for no other reason, Kevorkian should spend the rest of his life in prison. (and if he wants to make that time short by starving himself, I sure won't cry.) A.J. (who's mom used to see Kevorkian reading in the Oakland Community College library.--My brush with infamy!) - -- "Whenever any American's life is taken by another unnecessarily - whether it is done in the name of the law or in defiance of law,...In an attack of violence or in response to violence - the whole nation is degraded." - --Robert Kennedy _____ _ / ____(_) | | _ ___ ___ _ __ ___ | | | |/ __/ _ \ '__/ _ \ | |____| | (_| __/ | | (_) | \_____|_|\___\___|_| \___/ @wwnet.com ICQ#: 13117113 ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 12 Feb 1999 09:03:49 -0500 From: Chad Maloney Subject: Re: Oh...hi, by the way Carol Krupka wrote: > > Howdy! Um...after my little essay...I'd like to get down off my high > horse and introduce myself. Well...I'm a fruhead and am all set for > truckin' off to Canada in a week with Shalini (introduced earlier today) > and my dear, dear sister who has never before attended a concert! (I > sound like I'm at an AA meeting...."hi, my name is Carol, and I'm a > Fruhead." I'm sure you'll all be very accepting, though) I read > the newsgroup when I have time and when I remember...pitifully, not very > often. So I don't really know you all or anything. But hopefully I'll > meet some of ya'll at Frucon! And...hey! Have a great day. Hi Carol!! Welcome to the ranks of active posters. Since the vending machine at work had 4 rows of Twinkies and one row of Brownies, which just adds insult to injury to the fact that I need to get groceries, I haven't eaten yet today. So, the creativity strewn throughout this welcome will probably be a bit lacking. I do apologize for that. No, seriously. The vending machine had that many Twinkies. Here's a picture: ----------Back------------------ / s s s s s / / e e e e e / / i i i i i / / k k n k k / / n n w n n / / i i o i i / / w w r w w / / T T B T T / ------ Front with glass --------- ^ Quarters go in here -------------| All in all, there were like 2 brownies missing and no one, I repeat no one had eaten one Twinkie (well, set of Twinkies because they come in a package with two which may be where the "twin" comes from). What is wrong with the world today? Oh, welcome Carol. - Chad ------------------------------ Date: 12 Feb 1999 15:10:36 GMT From: affannat@mail2.sas.upenn.edu (Kelly D Affannato) Subject: Where do we get Princeton tix? OK; After I got over that fact that the guys would be playing that "other" local Ivy League school, I began wondering where to get tix. I mean, I HAVE to go - it's so local. Anyway, if that show is a success, I can ask Penn's events people to consider Fruvous, as they will have done well in another Ivy setting. But where do we get tix? Meow? --->Kelly Silver7 on mirc ------------------------------ Date: 12 Feb 1999 15:06:54 GMT From: BEQS26C@prodigy.com (Brian Nicholson) Subject: what we want on next album We know jian reads this group, so it couldn't hurt... sadly i've only seen 'em live once, so i can make no decent suggestions... God, how I wish Fruvous fans put as much bootlegs online as TMBG fans... JOKING (well, sorta) Am i the only one who starts singing MBLABOA after singing "the daves i know?" You know, by bruce? ------------------------------ Date: 12 Feb 1999 15:06:39 GMT From: affannat@mail2.sas.upenn.edu (Kelly D Affannato) Subject: Re: Amanda's Campaign: Early Morning Rain on the upcoming album. When I heard that song I was leaning against Chris and almost cried. It was that beautiful. Please please please put it on the new album. - --->Kelly Silver7 on mirc Srm9988n@aol.com wrote: : Sure, why not, I like EMR too. Good song by Gordon Lightfoot, : great interpretation by MF. : Then again, as someone (Chad?) famously noted, we'd buy dirt if : it said Fruvous on it. I'm sure the new album will be fantabulous : whatever tracks they choose to include -- and apparently they've : got enough new stuff for at least a double album anyway. : -- Lori ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 12 Feb 1999 15:30:33 GMT From: petit_chou@juno.com Subject: Fruvous and Musicals (was Philly and stuff) kate said: >into the woods: >murray--rapunzel's prince or jack >jian--cinderella's prince/wolf Ooooooh, I must beg to differ. Would not *Murray's* voice be PERFECTLY suited to sing the Wolf's parts? Yum yum. He'd do the lower prince's part (isn't that Cinderella's? -- aren't the wolf and Cinderella's prince usually done by the same guy when the parts are doubled up?) just wonderfully. Raowr. Heather Moore (delighted with the idea of Murray growling some of the Wolf's parts) ___________________________________________________________________ You don't need to buy Internet access to use free Internet e-mail. Get completely free e-mail from Juno at http://www.juno.com/getjuno.html or call Juno at (800) 654-JUNO [654-5866] ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 12 Feb 1999 15:37:11 GMT From: Srm9988n@aol.com Subject: Re: Interviews at Colleges Kate said: > have you > thought of penn? you'll need a bullet-proof vest, but it's a great school > with a kick-ass atmosphere. expensive, yes. HeyHEy! No fair Kate! I never went to Penn (a Villanova brat, myself) but University City is just NOT that bad. I know; I live 3 miles away. Yes, there are incidents, and some have been highly publicized. Yes, it's a highly urban neighborhood, and sometimes walking around alone at 2 a.m. is not the most prudent thing one can do, whether one is male or female. But there are common sense issues at work as well -- and the Penn campus and immediate neighborhood are a lot safer than those of some other urban schools (think New York. Think Washington DC. Think Chicago.) Penn is a top-flight Ivy League university with tons of cultural and social resources, linked by public transit or within walking distance of anything you'd want to do in Philly. Many of those things you'd want to do are on the Penn Campus itself -- everything from sports to the Banff Film Festival tour. Don't let fear of crime keep you away from one of the best universities in the world -- more bucolic campuses are hardly crime-free either. Kelly, do you want to hop in here? - -- Lori ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 12 Feb 1999 10:08:57 -0500 From: "KatieWow" Subject: Re: Need a little wind here! (was FruconTix Lost) matt tells me they only come out to $8 eaech american . . . i'm in for $2!!!! ~~kate - -- **************************************************************************** Kate Leahy kleahy@loyola.edu **************************************************************************** nothing worth having comes without some kind of fight gotta kick at the darkness 'til it bleeds daylight - --bruce cockburn, "lovers in a dangerous time" and so the problem remained; lots of the people were mean, and most of them were miserable, even the ones with digital watches. - --douglas adams, "hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy" we're splitting into two camps--mike, i'm with you. - --jian ghomeshi, bottom line, 1/1 *************************************************************************** Thrawn wrote in message <7a1bjs$41g$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com>... >Ok, friends...time to offer the help. Would anyone be able to join me in >having one less drink at each show and pitch in that money to make sure he can >get into the shows if he can't afford to rebuy them? I won't be there for the >Sunday show, but I can probly spare a few bucks if others are willing to help. >Whaddya say? I'd hate to see someone not be able to make it just because he >had some bad luck like that. > >Let me know, folks! > >-Phil (Phil DOT Schwan AT dana DOT com) > > >Windows 95: noun: (arch): 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a >16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit >microprocessor, written by a 2 bit company, that can't stand 1 bit of >competition.-StiltMan (http://www.teleport.com/~stiltman/stiltman.html) > >-----------== Posted via Deja News, The Discussion Network ==---------- >http://www.dejanews.com/ Search, Read, Discuss, or Start Your Own ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 12 Feb 1999 10:11:17 -0500 From: "KatieWow" Subject: Re: New spring dates don't worry yourselves with places to stay!!! i live an hour south of princeton, and if anyone's dying for the crash space, i'm happy to provide (you're talking to the girl who had cast parties where 70+ people ended up sleeping at ther house--there's plenty of room). i got my exam schedule moved around so that i have one on each of friday and saturday, and no more until the next wednesday, so i won't be going back to school until monday or tuesday night--so anyone is welcome to spend the night! ~~kate - -- **************************************************************************** Kate Leahy kleahy@loyola.edu **************************************************************************** nothing worth having comes without some kind of fight gotta kick at the darkness 'til it bleeds daylight - --bruce cockburn, "lovers in a dangerous time" and so the problem remained; lots of the people were mean, and most of them were miserable, even the ones with digital watches. - --douglas adams, "hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy" we're splitting into two camps--mike, i'm with you. - --jian ghomeshi, bottom line, 1/1 *************************************************************************** BBWMinors wrote in message <19990212090458.05720.00000269@ng63.aol.com>... >Hmmm, Princeton is only about 2 1/2 hours from here and we have family in NJ so >that's a definite possibility ... and could it mean a few other dates in the >general mid-Atlantic vicinity (now, now, Lisa, don't be greedy -- you've had >them in DC/Baltimore twice in three months and some states haven't had any)? > >But my most fervent hope is that the June 10 Ann Arbor gig might mean a bunch >of other midwestern-ish gigs in that period. I'll be driving to Toledo (no >jokes please) with Princess Dana June 18-19 and spending the next 10 days in >Ohio-Michigan-Chicago-Indiana on the baseball beat so how awesome would it be >if Moxy just happened to be in one (or three or five) of the same towns???? > >Hey, how about Moxy doing the anthems at one of the games??? :) Oh, that's >right, they're hockey fans, not baseball fans. Poo. > > > > ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 12 Feb 1999 10:06:54 -0500 From: "KatieWow" Subject: Re: Oh...hi, by the way does anyone know if there's any truth to the rumor that the last twinkie rolled off of the assembly line in 1986? i read that somewhere and was wonfering if it was rye sarcasm or an actual deterrent. ~~kate - -- **************************************************************************** Kate Leahy kleahy@loyola.edu **************************************************************************** nothing worth having comes without some kind of fight gotta kick at the darkness 'til it bleeds daylight - --bruce cockburn, "lovers in a dangerous time" and so the problem remained; lots of the people were mean, and most of them were miserable, even the ones with digital watches. - --douglas adams, "hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy" we're splitting into two camps--mike, i'm with you. - --jian ghomeshi, bottom line, 1/1 *************************************************************************** Chad Maloney wrote in message <36C434C5.DBD077B8@rosevc.rose-hulman.edu>... >Carol Krupka wrote: >> >> Howdy! Um...after my little essay...I'd like to get down off my high >> horse and introduce myself. Well...I'm a fruhead and am all set for >> truckin' off to Canada in a week with Shalini (introduced earlier today) >> and my dear, dear sister who has never before attended a concert! (I >> sound like I'm at an AA meeting...."hi, my name is Carol, and I'm a >> Fruhead." I'm sure you'll all be very accepting, though) I read >> the newsgroup when I have time and when I remember...pitifully, not very >> often. So I don't really know you all or anything. But hopefully I'll >> meet some of ya'll at Frucon! And...hey! Have a great day. > >Hi Carol!! Welcome to the ranks of active posters. Since the vending >machine at work had 4 rows of Twinkies and one row of Brownies, which >just adds insult to injury to the fact that I need to get groceries, >I haven't eaten yet today. So, the creativity strewn throughout >this welcome will probably be a bit lacking. I do apologize for that. > >No, seriously. The vending machine had that many Twinkies. Here's a >picture: > > ----------Back------------------ > / s s s s s / > / e e e e e / > / i i i i i / > / k k n k k / > / n n w n n / > / i i o i i / > / w w r w w / > / T T B T T / > ------ Front with glass --------- > ^ > Quarters go in here -------------| > >All in all, there were like 2 brownies missing and no one, I repeat >no one had eaten one Twinkie (well, set of Twinkies because they >come in a package with two which may be where the "twin" comes >from). What is wrong with the world today? > >Oh, welcome Carol. > > - Chad ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 12 Feb 1999 15:55:47 GMT From: Srm9988n@aol.com Subject: Need a little wind here! (was FruconTix Lost) the generous Phil Schwan suggested: > Ok, friends...time to offer the help. Would anyone be able to join me in having one less drink at each show and pitch in that money to make sure he can get into the shows if he can't afford to rebuy them? As i don't drink at FruShows (who needs any more intoxication than what the band provides?) the drink money's irrelevant to me, but I'll pitch in a toon for the cause. :) (Fruheads .... geez. Giving total strangers money, just because they're Fruheads too. Which means they're friends we haven't met yet, right?) - -- Lori ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 12 Feb 1999 09:21:58 -0500 From: Chad Maloney Subject: Re: basketball sacrilege (or hi! i'm a fruhead) :) shalini trivedi wrote: > bye the way, this is my "sort of first post" (i posted once before to see > if anyone had tapes of my first ever moxy show in urbana), but now i'm > taking the time to introduce myself. Periscope Instore with Mike playing the part of Gladys the Talking Head? Or was that the Calling You Libra show at the Canopy Club? Boy, my Fru-timelines are just strewn together. Well, Shalini, welcome to you too. My friend Alice just gave me a bagel, so I really shouldn't complain about the Twinkies in the vending machine anymore (but I'd bet they are all still there). - Chad ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 12 Feb 1999 09:30:40 -0500 From: Chad Maloney Subject: Re: Musical theatre and license plates (was Philly stuff) BBWMinors wrote: > Okay, getting into really obscure musical theater, a few days ago someone > called "GE&H" Fruvous' "If I Had a Million Dollars." Now, the only song I know > by that name is from "The Me Nobody Knows" (and I went around singing it all > day except I only know two lines so that kind of sucked). So a) what is the > other "IIHAMD" It I had $1,000,000 is (at least in my opinion) Barenaked Ladies' King of Spain. I know a lot of my friends that I tried to get to like the Ladies (before One Week came out and they all "suddenly" discovered this great Canadian band all on their own) got hooked up on If I had $1,000,000 and couldn't get by it. Whenever I'd want to put in some Ladies, I'd offer up Maybe You Should Drive and the inevitable "Is that the one with the $1,000,000 song on it?" followed. - Chad ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 12 Feb 1999 09:33:23 -0500 From: Chad Maloney Subject: Re: Chris gave birth to a DAT tape (was Re: Falcon Ridge Ticket Info) Vika Zafrin wrote: > Jason A. Reiser has posited: > > >Chris and Vika are proud to announce the birth of their first child, KAO. > >The child weighed in at about an ounce and measured a full 60 meters long. > >The footprint was measured at 4mm. > > May I assure you, we have not had a child. Mr.O'Malley's > politician-like promise to "unveil" the offspring at FruCon is also an > outright lie, owing to the fact that Mr. Reiser's Awful Brain > Controller (tm) has got my poor love in its grips. Not to mention the > halucinatory, absolutely loopy TheraFlu-induced state Mr. O'Malley is > in. So all this Father O'Malley stuff is just one small white lie ballooned into a torid web of deceipt and trickery? > "I feel like I just gave birth. To a DAT tape." -COM Oh, similie. I get it! - Chad ------------------------------ End of alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest V3 #147 ********************************************