From: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org (alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest) To: ammf-digest@smoe.org Subject: alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest V3 #134 Reply-To: ammf@fruvous.com Sender: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest Tuesday, February 9 1999 Volume 03 : Number 134 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: What to do in TO! [Gruneberg Veronica J <6vjg@qlink.queensu.ca>] Re: coupla things... [Gruneberg Veronica J <6vjg@qlink.queensu.ca>] Re: New, but not really.... [schr9271@fredonia.edu] Re: Sad departure :( [dalevy@aol.com (DALevy)] Re: New, but not really.... [remcoat@aol.com (REMcoat)] Re: movies [petit_chou@juno.com] 16 Years, 100% GUARANTEED or Money Back! [JVERDUCE@aol.com] To All Those That Love Mad Libs [petit_chou@juno.com] Re: replies of a sort and the rest of a header I can't read... [petit_cho] The Out of the Blue Capitol Punishment Discussion [petit_chou@juno.com] Re: New, but not really.... [aleigh992@aol.comBROCCOLI (ALeigh992)] Re: The Out of the Blue Capitol Punishment Discussion [aleigh992@aol.comB] Re: book/band/bickford [elrond@fellspt.charm.net (Matt James)] Re: do not read this posting [Blondie ] Re: The Out of the Blue Capitol Punishment Discussion [affannat@mail2.sas] Re: Tin Angel? [Blondie ] NES and Bastian [remcoat@aol.com (REMcoat)] re: capital punishment [Srm9988n@aol.com] Re: book/band/bickford [aleigh992@aol.comBROCCOLI (ALeigh992)] Two hundred and twenty subjects of Anarchy and havoc covered in this amazing archive of information. [] Re: To All Those That Love Mad Libs ["^kat^" ] I'm sorry . . . I had to share . . . ["KatieWow" ] 2/21 show [Pooh8909@aol.com] Re: Tin Angel? [jianbabe@aol.com (JianBabe)] Tired of your life? Depressed? So get a new one! [Supsecrspy@aol.com] Internet Marketing Starter Kit [IAdvertisi@aol.com] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 10 Feb 1999 00:35:54 GMT From: Gruneberg Veronica J <6vjg@qlink.queensu.ca> Subject: Re: What to do in TO! Come to the parade!! Come to the parade!! Leafs parade!! Come to it! (Little shameless self promotion) :) Veronica - -- *************************************************************************** "Never look at the trombones, | Veronica Gruneberg it only encourages them." | Dept. of Biology - Richard Strauss | Queen's University | Kingston, Ontario ------------------------------ Date: 10 Feb 1999 00:27:31 GMT From: Gruneberg Veronica J <6vjg@qlink.queensu.ca> Subject: Re: coupla things... Can I place a request for all things Van Morrison to be played on Feb 20th? 'Cause that's when my aunts and uncle, possibly my parents, and I will be coming to the show, and our cousin used to play with Van Morrison. He played piano, keyboards and accordion for him up until a few years ago when he started to have a family, and decided that "touring" and "a life" didn't exactly go together. Yup, he's the one in the family who got all the musical talent. I just pretend. (He also played piano on Sue Medley's "Maybe the Next Time", for anyone with a good long term memory) :) Veronica (who is hating this flu bug more and more with each passing day) - -- *************************************************************************** "Never look at the trombones, | Veronica Gruneberg it only encourages them." | Dept. of Biology - Richard Strauss | Queen's University | Kingston, Ontario ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 10 Feb 1999 01:09:52 GMT From: schr9271@fredonia.edu Subject: Re: New, but not really.... > {bastian's mother's name was Moon Child.} > > !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you postivly certain of this??? If you are i will worship the ground you walk on!! You have no idea how long my friends and i have been trying to figure this one out!! You have just made a very crappy day a lot better - thank you :-) Oh yeah, welcome too :-) Amy - a lover of *most* things 80's "It seems to me you lived your life like a budgie dog in space." ~Mike Ford - -----------== Posted via Deja News, The Discussion Network ==---------- http://www.dejanews.com/ Search, Read, Discuss, or Start Your Own ------------------------------ Date: 10 Feb 1999 01:32:29 GMT From: dalevy@aol.com (DALevy) Subject: Re: Sad departure :( >I have just received word from the local authority (my supervisor) that I >have more than double the email usage of any other user in Corporate >Headquarters. I know the feeling... My systems department people absolutely freaked out a few weeks ago when they checked my laptop computer and found more than 5,000 email messages in my inbox. Needless to say, I've been told to delete, delete, delete... Doug Levy ------------------------------ Date: 10 Feb 1999 01:39:09 GMT From: remcoat@aol.com (REMcoat) Subject: Re: New, but not really.... >!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you postivly certain of this??? If you are i will >worship the ground you walk on!! yes, i am certain. i have the book, and if you listen when he yels, it is now clear. =) >You have no idea how long my friends and i >have been trying to figure this one out!! i was ecstatic when i found out. it was one of my life goals. hehehe love, mandy the 80's girl... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ j.a. m.s. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 10 Feb 1999 02:30:06 GMT From: petit_chou@juno.com Subject: Re: movies > and Better Off Dead ...Fronch dressing...and to drink...PERU! Heather "Gimmie my two dollars!" Moore ___________________________________________________________________ You don't need to buy Internet access to use free Internet e-mail. 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Enjoy (of just delete this mesage and pretend it was spam). Go here: http://members.aol.com/Wallicles/valday.htm Heather Moore ___________________________________________________________________ You don't need to buy Internet access to use free Internet e-mail. Get completely free e-mail from Juno at http://www.juno.com/getjuno.html or call Juno at (800) 654-JUNO [654-5866] ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 10 Feb 1999 02:30:19 GMT From: petit_chou@juno.com Subject: Re: replies of a sort and the rest of a header I can't read... Josh said: >1. Nothing Rhymes With Saskatchewan, I think >was the title. Anyone else hear it? Hmmm...I don't know the one you're talking about, but my beloved boys in the Proclaimers do sing "I can tell the difference 'tween margarine and butter / I can say Saskatchewan without starting to stutter..." which is pretty good if you ask me. Which you didn't but oh well. Heather Moore ___________________________________________________________________ You don't need to buy Internet access to use free Internet e-mail. Get completely free e-mail from Juno at http://www.juno.com/getjuno.html or call Juno at (800) 654-JUNO [654-5866] ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 10 Feb 1999 02:30:22 GMT From: petit_chou@juno.com Subject: The Out of the Blue Capitol Punishment Discussion In response to a discussion about Capitol Punishment, Josh said: >- It is possible for criminals, even murderers, to be reformed in prison, >especially when the crimes were performed in unusual circumstances >(i.e., not in cold blood). You know, I'm interested to see who's read _A Clockwork Orange_ here. Not seen the movie. I mean, Stanley Kuberick is brilliant and everything, but the book is where it's at. It has some interesting things to say about "reforming" criminals, I think. Heather Moore ___________________________________________________________________ You don't need to buy Internet access to use free Internet e-mail. Get completely free e-mail from Juno at http://www.juno.com/getjuno.html or call Juno at (800) 654-JUNO [654-5866] ------------------------------ Date: 10 Feb 1999 02:36:59 GMT From: aleigh992@aol.comBROCCOLI (ALeigh992) Subject: Re: New, but not really.... >no. is was bastian. no 'se'. it's the same in the book. and atreyu was >beautiful. >love, mandy the 80's girl... Yep. Bastian Balthasar Bux. Quite a name for a young boy to get stuck with. And excellent book as well. Aleigh Check it out! Check it totally out!! --> http://i.am/not_your_broom "Your feet are freezing in the ice of reason and it's too little much too late"~ Yazbek ------------------------------ Date: 10 Feb 1999 02:53:15 GMT From: aleigh992@aol.comBROCCOLI (ALeigh992) Subject: Re: The Out of the Blue Capitol Punishment Discussion >You know, I'm interested to see who's read _A Clockwork Orange_ here. >Not seen the movie. I mean, Stanley Kuberick is brilliant and >everything, but the book is where it's at. It has some interesting >things to say about "reforming" criminals, I think. ooh! ooh! me! I've read the book and never saw the movie (but it's on the list of things to get at hollywood video next time I'm there). I actually mentioned this at my Northwestern interview a couple weeks back when I was asked what book influenced my way of thinking, and this was the first thing that popped into my head. It's definitely a first-class read. Aleigh Check it out! Check it totally out!! --> http://i.am/not_your_broom "Your feet are freezing in the ice of reason and it's too little much too late"~ Yazbek ------------------------------ Date: 10 Feb 1999 02:40:49 GMT From: elrond@fellspt.charm.net (Matt James) Subject: Re: book/band/bickford : yup yup. just grabbed my book. its Bastian[1] : [1]On 9 Feb 1999 21:37:59 GMT remcoat@aol.com (REMcoat) writes: : >>>I liked SEbastion from the Neverending Story. 8-) : >>>-Matt : >> : >>Sebastian? blah! Give me some Atreyu! : > : >no. is was bastian. no 'se'. it's the same in the book. and atreyu : >was : >beautiful. Hmm, is the book different from the movie because his name in the movie was most definitely Sebastian... That whole movie was filmed in Germany! Where were all the Germans? - -Matt - -- - ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Matt James Voice: (301) 231-9898 x. 121 TYC Associates email: mjames@tyc.com Rockville, MD alternate: mattj@charm.net http://www.tyc.com - ---------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 09 Feb 1999 21:37:58 -0500 From: Blondie Subject: Re: do not read this posting REMcoat wrote: > i warned you. i'm just incredibly bored and reading the liner notes of my grant > lee buffalo album. and thinking of how great it would be if i had 'Vibes' on > tape right now cos cyndi lauper and jeff goldblum and that wrinkled guy from > columbo are so fun in it. and wot if Perfect Strangers was still on the air? > > i think i'll go hang from the rafters > > space monkey way up in the air. > love, mandy the 80's girl... > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > j.a. > m.s. i KNOW that you know that the wrinkled guy from Columbo's name is Peter Falk, and that he's also the grandpa from The Princess Bride. Which feeds into a thread I saw going around a while ago, so this makes this a somewhat related posting. So there. ------------------------------ Date: 10 Feb 1999 03:01:53 GMT From: affannat@mail2.sas.upenn.edu (Kelly D Affannato) Subject: Re: The Out of the Blue Capitol Punishment Discussion Ack! As a Psych student, I hate to say that that particular form of reform is not too far away from the truth, at least it wasn't back in the old days of behaviorism and learned avoidance.... petit_chou@juno.com wrote: : In response to a discussion about Capitol Punishment, Josh said: : >- It is possible for criminals, even murderers, to be reformed in : prison, : >especially when the crimes were performed in unusual circumstances : >(i.e., not in cold blood). : You know, I'm interested to see who's read _A Clockwork Orange_ here. : Not seen the movie. I mean, Stanley Kuberick is brilliant and : everything, but the book is where it's at. It has some interesting : things to say about "reforming" criminals, I think. : Heather Moore : ___________________________________________________________________ : You don't need to buy Internet access to use free Internet e-mail. : Get completely free e-mail from Juno at http://www.juno.com/getjuno.html : or call Juno at (800) 654-JUNO [654-5866] ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 09 Feb 1999 21:36:14 -0500 From: Blondie Subject: Re: Tin Angel? > >has anyone ever been to the tin angel? i can't get a figure on capacity, > >but EFO and susan werner are playing there in the coming month, and it seems > >like a cool place. > >let me know what you think :). > > very, very, very small. Have you been to the Khybler? Half that size. The > last person I saw there was Darden Smith and I'm going to guess a maximum of > 200 people and it was crowded. Here's the thing about the Tin Angel - under 21? no go. That eliminates a whooooole lotta fruheads. plus the size thing. i mean, maybe if they did ten nights there, philly are fruheads would be satisfied. (well, ok, we'll obviously NEVER be satisfied. fruheads lust for fru like scooby lusts for snacks. or like vampires lust for blood, or like republicans lust for the crushing of the collective american spirit. or like i lust for dave. or shmandy lusts for murray. pick your favorite simile and run with it.) ------------------------------ Date: 10 Feb 1999 03:29:40 GMT From: remcoat@aol.com (REMcoat) Subject: NES and Bastian >Hmm, is the book different from the movie because his name >in the movie was most definitely Sebastian... actually, the movie is from the book, so they're very similar. and in the movie, it was still bastian. watch it again, along with the credits. love, mandy the 80's girl... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ j.a. m.s. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 10 Feb 1999 03:28:20 GMT From: Srm9988n@aol.com Subject: re: capital punishment Okay, here we go again with an off-topic topic that is so pressing it needs to be addressed. 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Where were all the Germans? >-Matt It's Munich's claim to fame in the filmmaking culture. I spent most of last summer in Munich, and the movie studio must have been the only place I didn't go to, but every time I saw an ad to tour the studios (which was quite frequently), they had a picture of random kids riding Fuchur the Luck Dragon (his name in german, in the english movie it might have been Falcor or something...not Falco, who is also quite popular in germany :-) ). I think Das Boot was probably filmed in Munich too. So they have 2 movies filmed there of international fame. (and a lot of crappy german movies...I've seen a bunch...Germany is definitely not, and should not be known for its films) Aleigh Check it out! 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Do not take this lightly, because if you simply ignore this, you will have bad luck in love for the next 42 years!" - -- **************************************************************************** Kate Leahy kleahy@loyola.edu **************************************************************************** nothing worth having comes without some kind of fight gotta kick at the darkness 'til it bleeds daylight - --bruce cockburn, "lovers in a dangerous time" and so the problem remained; lots of the people were mean, and most of them were miserable, even the ones with digital watches. - --douglas adams, "hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy" we're splitting into two camps--mike, i'm with you. - --jian ghomeshi, bottom line, 1/1 *************************************************************************** ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 10 Feb 1999 04:00:24 GMT From: Pooh8909@aol.com Subject: 2/21 show Does anyone else think it it really unfair that the BENIFIT concert on Sunday is 19+? I would want to go even if Moxy Fruvous wasn't headling, just to give money to a cause I believe strongly in, but I can't because I am only 16. I don't think this is right in any way, shape or form. love jamie ------------------------------ Date: 10 Feb 1999 03:48:39 GMT From: jianbabe@aol.com (JianBabe) Subject: Re: Tin Angel? >Here's the thing about the Tin Angel - under 21? no go. That eliminates a >whooooole lotta fruheads. Um, actually, you can get into the Tin Angel if you're under 21 (Right, Lizzie?) Just have to have a parent or some such thing with you. But, believe me, I empathize with the under-21 thing. rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. ~joni (correction: Joni thought she had gotten over the fact that _F&FfC_ was 19+......._ "Go out and tell our story, let it echo far and wide, make them hear you...my path may lead to heaven or hell and God will say what's best, but one thing he will never say is that I went quietly to my rest." 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