From: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org (alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest) To: ammf-digest@smoe.org Subject: alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest V3 #1010 Reply-To: ammf@fruvous.com Sender: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest Saturday, December 11 1999 Volume 03 : Number 1010 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: It's late, I'm blathering, don't mind me. [serra44@aol.comantispam (J] OT : Rick Danko [sittin'onthecouch@home.com (The Toolman)] Re: OT: Sarah Slean in Philly [mary_krause@my-deja.com] Re: [HYPE] Moxy Fruvous Interview Only @ MEANWHILE... ["Mike Yoshioka" ] OT, but mildly amusing: canadian humour ["^kat^" ] Re: tangents (was re: rant ... post d.c. show) [ksucy@nospam.eznet.net (S] Slashdot poll/responses.. [jbardhan@demon.ceh.servtech.com (Neil Bardhan)] NATURAL PENIS ENLARGEMENT.....FREE INFO 8270 [qewekd2@dweeer.net] PENIS ENLARGEMENT...FREE INFO..Natural. 6023 [qfdewekd2@dweewer.net] PENIS ENLARGEMENT...FREE INFO..Natural. 5357 [qfdewekd2@dweeer.net] Re: OT, but mildly amusing: canadian humour [shadoeme@aol.comrad (Genna)] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 10 Dec 1999 22:56:42 GMT From: serra44@aol.comantispam (Jill Friedman) Subject: Re: It's late, I'm blathering, don't mind me. >hey, there were multiple fishgirls in Albany. I sincerely hope that other >than >Jill's one pic the others did NOT turn out ... > muahahhahahahhaa..... ps- there were two pics...the first one was the worst picture of me ever taken. let's not go there. - -J writing a song called the Ballad of Jill V. Fruhead Ji-Murray person Owner of all the MF albums and all of Ani DiFranco's "She's too short to play me."-Joey Potter Too short to play herself in a movie ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 10 Dec 1999 22:15:58 GMT From: sittin'onthecouch@home.com (The Toolman) Subject: OT : Rick Danko Just a quick note to inform you all of the passing of Rick Danko, singer/bassist for The Band. Probably one of the most evocative voices of my generation, Rick taught me, through imitation, how to play bass, and what constitutes the perfect groove. For this, and for his great heart, I thank him. For information about Rick, Richard, Levon, Garth and Robbie, link to this site. It says it better than I could. http://theband.hiof.no/ Stay healthy, all. - -Tim ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 10 Dec 1999 22:32:39 GMT From: mary_krause@my-deja.com Subject: Re: OT: Sarah Slean in Philly PS Tory Cassis is also opening this show. Mary http://www.marykrause.com/tory/ In article <82pudk$5g0$1@nnrp1.deja.com>, mary_krause@my-deja.com wrote: > Hey y'all... > > Just thought you might like to know: > > New Park Entertainment presents > Sarah Slean with special guest ELK > At The Point > January 22 – 8pm > Visit Sarah on the web at www.sarahslean.com > > --mary > > Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ > Before you buy. > Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ Before you buy. ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 10 Dec 1999 15:05:59 -0800 From: "Mike Yoshioka" Subject: Re: [HYPE] Moxy Fruvous Interview Only @ MEANWHILE... mike jozic wrote in message <38055A5B.3BA46E05@home.com>... >In case nobody has answered your call, the address is >http://www.meanwhile.net. I hope you enjoy the interview and if you >really dig what you read, I'd love to hear about it. :) > >Thanks for the interest! Ok, uhm, does anyone know when the second part of the article will be done? :) Or has it been done and I just can't find it? Mike aka Racer ------------------------------ Date: 10 Dec 1999 18:50:14 EST From: saa343dk@daalfl8e.net Subject: ENLARGE YOUR PENIS...Naturally! 3-5 Inches.... 6969 FREE INFO http://members.xoom.com/enlargers/ Thousands have enlarged their penis 3-5 inches in weeks using these doctor tested and proven methods. Available for immediate download. FREE INFO! Visit our site today and get free information. Using Our Techniques You Will Learn: How to please your lover, Last longer In bed, Spurt cum like there's no tomorrow!, And Of course Enlarge your penis inches in just 2 weeks! VISIT http://members.xoom.com/enlargers/ zegxeqgxmcwjhrjhsyzduymsmxujbdblrvbznwkusxuksmltezvukewmcicwdqbtrufeurbmsrcneqpebxhvh ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 11 Dec 1999 18:46:17 -0800 From: Mike Wood Subject: Fruvous @ Big Band Benefit This Monday, Dec. 13th, Jaymz Bee will be hosting the Big Band Benefit for the Daily Bread Food Bank at the Elgin & Winter Garden Theatre (here in Toronto, across from the Eaton Centre). Guests include Moxy Fruvous, John Southworth, Damnhait Doyle, The Beehive Singers, and Big Rude Jake. Tickets are $25, with all (or, most?) proceeds going to the Food Bank; they're available through Ticketmaster at 870-8000. This will certainly be the most exciting multi-artist concert i'll have seen all year... I don't think I've seen Damnhait since she opened for BNL three years ago, and both John Southworth & Big Rude Jake emigrated to NYC quite some time ago, I believe... The (unfortunately-named) Beehive Singers are a fabulous local 2-girls/2-guys vocal-quartet who've been singing backup to Jaymz Bee for a few years, and finally released their self-titled debut on Leisure Lab records; a great mix of original ditties & covers of some old jazz/tin-pan-alley style standards. Highly recommended. ~MikeWood - --------- "there'll be no mention of snowmen in this car." ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 10 Dec 1999 18:31:50 -0500 From: "^kat^" Subject: OT, but mildly amusing: canadian humour ...and somewhat relevant to some of the readers of this newsgroup, so as much as i'm against fwding things, this was too amusing to pass up (particularly #6 in the "newfoundland" section). cheers-- ^kat^ "no dress rehearsal--this is our life" http://fly.to/the.midway.after.dark TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA 1. Weed 2. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges 3. The local hero is a pot-smoking snowboarder 4. The local wine doesn't taste like malt vinegar 5. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is 5 hours from downtown Vancouver. 6. A university with a nude beach 7. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations 8. If a cop pulls you over, just offer them some of your hash 9. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on 10. Cannabis TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA 1. Big Rock 2. Preston Manning 3. Tax is 7 percent instead of approx. 200 percent 4. The Premier is a fat, wife-beating alcoholic with a grade 4 education 5. Flames vs. Oilers 6. Stamps vs. Eskies 7. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of 8. Eventually, it will be your town's turn to ban VLT's 9. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups 10. You can attempt to murder your rich oil tycoon husband and get away with it TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN 1. You never run out of wheat 2. Those cool Saskatchewan Wheat Pool hats 3. Cruise control takes on a whole new meaning 4. Your province is really easy to draw 5. You never have to worry about roll-back if you have a standard 6. It takes you two weeks to walk to your neighbor's house 7. YOUR Roughriders survived 8. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours 9. People will assume you live on a farm 10. Buying a huge John Deere mower makes sense TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA 1. You wake up one morning to find you suddenly have beach front property 2. Amusing town names like "Flin Flon" and "Winnipeg" 3. All your local bands make it big and move to Toronto 4. The only province to ever violently rebel against the federal government 5. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes 6. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter 7. You don't need a car, just take the canoe to work 8. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood 9. Because of your license plate, you are still "friendly" even when you cut someone off 10. Pass the time watching trucks and barns float by TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO 1. You live in the center of the universe 2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump 3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election 4. There's no such thing as an Ontario Separatist 5. Your grandparents sold booze to the States during Prohibition 6. Lots of tourists come to Toronto because they mistakenly believe it's a cool city 7. The only province with hard-core American-style crime 8. MuchMusic's Speaker's Corner - rant and rave on national TV for a dollar 9. Baseball fans park on your front lawn and pee on the side of your house 10. Mike Harris: basically a sober Ralph Klein TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC 1. Everybody assumes you're an asshole 2. Racism is socially acceptable 3. The only province to ever kidnap federal politicians 4. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbor will move out next 5. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada 6. The FLQ 7. Your hockey team is made up entirely of dirty French guys 8. The province with the oldest, nastiest hookers 9. NON-smokers are the outcasts 10. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo bastards" TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK 1. You are sandwiched between French assholes and drunken celtic fiddlers 2. One way or another, the government gets 98 percent of your income 3. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies 4. When listing the provinces, everyone forgets to mention yours 5. The economy is based on fish, cows, and ferrying Ontario motorists to Boston 6. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick 7. You have French people, but they don't want to kill you 8. Everybody has a Grandfather who runs a lighthouse 9. Just as charming as Maine, but with more unemployed fishermen 10. You probably live in a small seaside cottage with no television TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA 1. The only place in North America to get bombed in the war .. by a moron who set a munitions ship on fire 2. Your province is shaped like male genitalia 3. Everyone is a fiddle player 4. If someone asks if you're a Newfie, you are allowed to kick their ass 5. The local hero is an insane, fiddle playing, sexual pervert 6. The province that produced Rita MacNeil, the world's largest land mammal 7. You are the reason Anne Murray makes money 8. You can pretend you have Scottish heritage as an excuse to wear a kilt 9. The economy is based on fish, lobster, and fiddle music 10. Even though it smells like dead sea animals, Halifax is considered Canada's most beautiful city TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE ON PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND 1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big-ass bridge 2. You can walk across the province in half an hour 3. You were probably once an extra on "Road to Avonlea" 4. This is where all those tiny red potatoes come from 5. The economy is based on fish, potatoes, and CBC TV shows 6. Tourists arrive, see the "Anne of Green Gables" house, then promptly leave 7. You can drive across the province in two minutes 8. It doesn't matter to you if Quebec separates 9. You don't share a border with the Americans, or with anyone for that matter 10. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND 1. The poorest, stupidest, drunkest province in Confederation 2. If Quebec Separates, you will float off to sea 3. In the rare case when someone moves to the Rock, you can make them kiss a dead cod 4. The economy is based on fish, seafood, and fish-related products 5. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse 6. You understand the meaning of Great Big Sea's lyrics 7. The work day is about two hours long 8. You are credited with many great inventions, like the solar-powered flashlight and the screen door for submarines 9. If someone asks if you're from Nova Scotia, you are allowed to kick their ass 10. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders on your wedding day ------------------------------ Date: 11 Dec 1999 00:34:15 GMT From: q2qwerskd2@d2sdlwer.net Subject: ENLARGE YOUR PENIS...Naturally! 3-5 Inches.... 9220 FREE INFO http://members.xoom.com/enlargers/ Thousands have enlarged their penis 3-5 inches in weeks using these doctor tested and proven methods. Available for immediate download. FREE INFO! Visit our site today and get free information. Using Our Techniques You Will Learn: How to please your lover, Last longer In bed, Spurt cum like there's no tomorrow!, And Of course Enlarge your penis inches in just 2 weeks! VISIT http://members.xoom.com/enlargers/ phelwuylbmuozotzvydrwthtcdpxrjwddiqndseuekdkbxjltgwougzeiidswuh ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 10 Dec 1999 16:48:16 -0800 From: "Timbuk2" Subject: Re: Rick Danko I'm glad someone else felt sorrow at this news today. Back in the '80s, I used to work for the booking agency that represented The Band. I spoke with Rick almost daily during their tour, and he was one of the most unaffected and talented musicians I've ever met (plus he was pretty darn funny, too!) Today I'm remembering another sad, sad day. It was the day that Richard Manuel commited suicide. One of our agents was really good friends with Richard, and I think it took him years to get over the loss. Also, within practically minutes of receiving the news, we started getting calls from the media wondering if the current tour was going to continue or not. Can you believe the insensitivity of that? It was one of the hardest days to get through. God bless you, Rick. We'll miss you. Vicki The Toolman wrote in message <385278d4.249514668@news>... >Just a quick note to inform you all of the passing of Rick Danko, >singer/bassist for The Band. Probably one of the most evocative >voices of my generation, Rick taught me, through imitation, how to >play bass, and what constitutes the perfect groove. For this, and for >his great heart, I thank him. > >For information about Rick, Richard, Levon, Garth and Robbie, link to >this site. It says it better than I could. > >http://theband.hiof.no/ > > >Stay healthy, all. > >-Tim ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 10 Dec 1999 19:41:32 -0500 From: ksucy@nospam.eznet.net (Shilfiel Nels Rada) Subject: Re: tangents (was re: rant ... post d.c. show) In article <19991208135407.28514.00000057@ng-cj1.aol.com>, srm9988n@aol.comicrelief (Lori at fruhead dot com) wrote: > Come on, "other people" who made it to the front of the line, speak up here. > Ellen and I were both there early. We have different interpretations of the > motivations of those who arrived much later but who ended up in the front. > Care to say whose view more closely equates with what you think you did that > night? I was one of the early ones, and I'm still not sure who's right! I think the management was at fault for not saying "line forms to the left" or explaining what they were doing: I don't blame anyone in line for standing with their friends. However, no one objected to the new line until the bouncers got to the original line and told us to go around to the back. I'd like to say that I felt 100% confident that I could turn to the folks ahead of me and say "Pardon, but I was here at 3:30 and could I please stand in front of you?" and that they'd let me go back to my original spot, but that's not quite the case. It would make me feel petty and uncomfortable to even ask, and I didn't know if anyone would offer...so I objected to being realigned, and still managed to feel petty and uncomfortable. It would have been nice if some of the people in the new vanguard had said "Hey, these people were here before us" but I didn't hear that (not saying no one said it) and the only ones who objected were those who had a position to lose. Since enough people put up a fuss to louse up the realignment scheme, I don't know what would've happened if I'd been placed behind someone who arrived at 7:30. They may very well have offered me a choicer spot in line. I'll never know. I DID feel a distinct fracture in the line community, and regret having to be the bitchy one to start the grumbling. The bouncers gave me dirty looks the rest of the night, but the fact that I might have offended fellow Früheads by indulging in compulsive territorial behaviour grieves me more. I probably would have felt less guilty if I'd just gone meekly to the back of the line. - -kimberly - -- "People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history." - -- Vice President Al Gore ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 11 Dec 1999 01:24:15 GMT From: jbardhan@demon.ceh.servtech.com (Neil Bardhan) Subject: Slashdot poll/responses.. On www.slashdot.org the current poll is: Who is the most powerful? Particle Man Triangle Man Person Man Universe Man and, of course, like all things /. there is a discussion that follows.. Someone was so inclined to recommend Früvous to those that like TMBG... and there's a few comments that reply to THAT one, so hurrah for all the cross-overs between /. and MF :) :) :) Neil ------------------------------ Date: 11 Dec 1999 01:09:32 GMT From: qewekd2@dweeer.net Subject: NATURAL PENIS ENLARGEMENT.....FREE INFO 8270 FREE INFO http://members.xoom.com/enlargers/ Thousands have enlarged their penis 3-5 inches in weeks using these doctor tested and proven methods. Available for immediate download. FREE INFO! Visit our site today and get free information. Using Our Techniques You Will Learn: How to please your lover, Last longer In bed, Spurt cum like there's no tomorrow!, And Of course Enlarge your penis inches in just 2 weeks! 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Stop it." /me wishes i could say this was in reference to Mike, but it's not. it's Arthur Dent commenting on the effects of the improbability drive ------------------------------ End of alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest V3 #1010 *********************************************