From: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org (alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest) To: ammf-digest@smoe.org Subject: alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest V1 #335 Reply-To: ammf@smoe.org Sender: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest Saturday, August 22 1998 Volume 01 : Number 335 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: Dan Bern/Jian Ghomeshi connection.... [auerworld@followme.com] Rarities? ["Robert M Fenster" ] Re: Fruphemisms [lhunting@calvin.skidmore.edu (Elf)] Re: Fruphemisms [lhunting@calvin.skidmore.edu (Elf)] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat, 22 Aug 1998 04:28:10 GMT From: auerworld@followme.com Subject: Re: Dan Bern/Jian Ghomeshi connection.... AD>Well, I found this. It does not mention Jian at all in the article, but it m AD>be a good starting point for a further serch (of which i can no longer AD>continue). Good luck, and if anyone finds anything else..let me know!!!! www.sportestan.com/ish/html/news/tn016420.html Jian has confirmed that the part about him IS true (ask him next time you see him) although he was reluctant to confirm that Dan Bern was his personal tennis trainer.... This is particularly strange since this story first surfaced at a recent Dan Bern show.... Good luck in tracking down the truth about this story...... Take care..... George ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 22 Aug 1998 00:19:02 -0400 From: "Robert M Fenster" Subject: Rarities? Just wondering if anyone with a massive bootleg library has compiled a rarities tape of covers and non-album tracks. I recently got a similar collection of Barenaked Ladies songs and it's reminded me that I only have the official Moxy Fruvous releases and five or six bootlegs (thanks Colleen and Dutchwmn). If anyone can help me out, I'd appreciate it. I have those MF boots and a similar BNL collection if that helps. Peace, BobFenster@juno.com ------------------------------ Date: 22 Aug 1998 04:43:49 GMT From: lhunting@calvin.skidmore.edu (Elf) Subject: Re: Fruphemisms okay, what i *really* meant to say before posting that list was the following: At the risk of getting carried away with things, we present for your approval a more definitive list of "fruphemisms". While it is not our intention to offend anyone, we would like to take this moment to apologize in advance for whatever offence comes from your own interpretation of these seemingly harmless lines. As Mary suggested, please feel free to add to these as you see fit. :) once again, leah p.s. i *never* intended for that to come out an even 100. wow! p.p.s. thanks to rob for his um, editorial advisory assistance &c. /*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/ ------------------------------ Date: 22 Aug 1998 04:26:48 GMT From: lhunting@calvin.skidmore.edu (Elf) Subject: Re: Fruphemisms cricket5@hotmail.com wrote: : Anyway, in the spirit of David Letterman's Top Ten list of euphemisms for : sex, we give you Fruphemisms for sex, : 17. Blow Wind Blow : 16. Played Some "Nintendo" : 15. Look what I'm driving : 14. Roquefort meat squirt : 13. Wood : 12. Naked puppets : 11. Raise the aerial : 10. Network push : 9. I have a college pal who says we can pay one price for two : 8. Polishing up my AK47 : 7. Food that isn't pizza : 6. You will go to the moon : 5. Like a rocket shot from frozen ground : 4. Circumstances eat themselves : 3. On her doorstep : 2. Would Margaret Atwood? : 1. Stamp me, Tobey. Okay, at the risk of sounding a wee bit touched in the head, I offer my additions to the above list. Please understand, I mean no disrespect to the guys or their fabulous work. It just seems that once you get going, it's hard to stop. --Especially when one's sense of humour is engaged. Granted, some of these aren't euphemisms for the actual _act_, but rather commentary on, or what have you. Regardless, here are the few that I've come up with on my own: * She took me in like a broken bird * didn't stop when he caressed her * squirtgunning my shreddies * connected to a hidden room * it's a dirty job (but [we're] very suave) * tell nobody that you've been here. * doing stunts with electric trains * such an antiquated passion * fill the fancy bowl up * what began as a hassle... * me & pete went "swimming" last night * bounced it off the moon * wave(ing) the flag * try not to think while you're inside * getting it all on video * buried in silk in the royal boudoir * ride a barrel down the falls * signing a petition * dip(ping) our cup in the fountain of youth * in a space that could handle two... * something that inevitably lends itself to shapely curves and bends of exploited women & their friends * now i eat humble pie * fruvous luncheon date (?) * vacuuming the turf * lovers fly away * I think I'm gonna have a bowl of you * Make a child with me. * fly to Venus in a rocket * baby's enhancing * oh, the sin, the sabotage * makin' love in the green grass * we shared a cloakrack--it was great * into the garden i creep * hot fires in the cold * dip into that great big cookie jar * playin' hard * she was naked, i let her * what are they doing in there? * (they both) conspired to ride the midway after dark * run up and down the same hill * ring this little dinner bell * she lowered her head / we lowered our heads * so I handed her the reins * jerks her chair(n) [?] * real men are bolder * shed his skin, givin' it a hefty burial * delicious, bit repetitious * drove right into someone * he held his breath then let go... * she engineered a collision steered by a hand-eye protege * raining down from above * head afire, he spills desire * (for those at the Albany 10/97 show) the man cannot rest 'til he's finally beaten his meat * giving myself a break * flying graceful & free * make some gourmet vittles * we built a cage (or was it a nest?) * I was back into you * he buried the crown * the cushion is comfy and the works won't rust * really make your friends amazed * stuffs his "letters" * developing ambitions * she did all the driving and all the rest * me down on my knees with liquid eyes, begging * there's a new notch on your belt * I sputtered and stammered * standing up, falling down * she loved in triplicate * come and join me for a tumble * takes a shot at the big game * we filled up our faces * BJ "paints town" * spend your days down on the floor * smoke & mirrors, dogs & ponies * down in the hollow, playin' a new game * i took a change of position * rising entropy * twist & turn, look at her dancin' * signed, sealed, delivered * give me a little taste * comin' down the line * put your finger in a socket * Let me be your American Gladiator * slippin' and a-slidin' * I can drive and she can drive * sent his monkey round the back * double the use when you make that juice * put a penny in the slot * soldiers are in their beds * crank the sluice on the caboose * nights of decadence without censure * perfected my delivery * you may suffer from exhaust but none of that energy is ever really lost * savoring a star fruit * now all of the planes have landed * he does this thing when it's very cold * when the bass goes down, his wife is happy (Albany, 10/97) * playing crokinole with the Princess of Monaco * me 'n jenny, we were down by the traintracks (IronHorse, 3/97) enjoy! leah (who me? frustrated???) ;) /*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/ ------------------------------ End of alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest V1 #335 ********************************************