From: owner-alloy-digest@smoe.org (alloy-digest) To: alloy-digest@smoe.org Subject: alloy-digest V10 #58 Reply-To: alloy@smoe.org Sender: owner-alloy-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-alloy-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk X-To-Unsubscribe: Send mail to "alloy-digest-request@smoe.org" X-To-Unsubscribe: with "unsubscribe" as the body. alloy-digest Tuesday, August 30 2005 Volume 10 : Number 058 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Alloy: Fame has its privileges. ["Crackers" ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon, 29 Aug 2005 20:22:20 -0400 From: "Crackers" Subject: Alloy: Fame has its privileges. This weekend I was at CNX in Toronto. It's a super-mega geek convention. A very cute girl came up to me at my table and requested a drawing and an autograph... on her chest! Of course I had to comply. It's all about the fans with me. That's just how selfless I am. All about the fans. I thought nothing would ever compair to the sweet glory that was the first time people lined up for my autograph, now I know that there's nothing like drawing a tentacle monster on a cute girl's breast and signing your name to it. Life is good. I wonder how many times Thomas has autographed the boobies during his career. I hear Meatloaf absolutely refuses to autograph girls' breasts. Although I wonder what the girls do with their autographed breasts later... I mean eventually they're going to have to wash them. Maybe photograph them. Seems to me there should be an internet archived collection of autographed boobies then. Crackers Ghastly's Ghastly Comic http://ghastlycomic.com ------------------------------ End of alloy-digest V10 #58 ***************************