From: owner-alloy-digest@smoe.org (alloy-digest) To: alloy-digest@smoe.org Subject: alloy-digest V8 #107 Reply-To: alloy@smoe.org Sender: owner-alloy-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-alloy-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk X-To-Unsubscribe: Send mail to "alloy-digest-request@smoe.org" X-To-Unsubscribe: with "unsubscribe" as the body. alloy-digest Thursday, July 3 2003 Volume 08 : Number 107 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Alloy: Hello ["Jon Chiddick" ] Re: Alloy: Hello [PRAEst76 ] Re: Alloy: Hello ["Jon Chiddick" ] Re: Alloy: Hello ["Jon Chiddick" ] Re: Alloy: Hello [PRAEst76 ] RE: Alloy: Hello ["Robin Thurlow" ] Re: Alloy: tatu [Robin Thurlow ] Re: Alloy: Hello ["Crackers" ] Re: Alloy: Hello ["Crackers" ] Re: Alloy: tatu ["Blagg & Norling" ] Re: Alloy: tatu ["Blagg & Norling" ] Re: Alloy: Hello ["Jon Chiddick" ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed, 02 Jul 2003 11:10:29 +0000 From: "Jon Chiddick" Subject: Alloy: Hello Hi, my name is Brenda O'Leary and I have just done a search on the internet google engine using my name. I've been up the internet for a while now but had never thought of doing it before. I found this message about wet lesbians and would like to know more. I am also VERY into TaTU being bi-curious myself. I would love to get between those two! Is this a TaTU only forum as most of the messages seem to be about them. I haven't seen this forum anywhere else. What is Thomas dolby got to do with TaTU. I thought that he was the hyperactive guy from the 90's???? Where can I find the picture directories of TaTU? Do I have to join a special group to get access for that. If you need to upload something first before being anle to look at pictures I already have some TaTU lookalike photos that me and my friend made. She looks better than me because she is also dark-haired. I am blond but the uniforms look great!!! Please send me your TaTU pictures and I will send you mine. thanx Brenda _________________________________________________________________ MSN 8 with e-mail virus protection service: 2 months FREE* http://join.msn.com/?page=features/virus ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 2 Jul 2003 12:22:11 +0100 From: PRAEst76 Subject: Re: Alloy: Hello Jon sed: > Please send me your TaTU pictures and I will send you mine. I don't have any. How about some pictures of TMDR in a wet bikini? - -- PRAEst76 http://www.cancellation.freeserve.co.uk/praest76/ np: And One - Fuer ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 02 Jul 2003 11:26:20 +0000 From: "Jon Chiddick" Subject: Re: Alloy: Hello Damn damn damn and triple damn!!! After many many months of disconnection I read Alloy today for the first time in eons and was greeted by the much-missed coffee-spluttering Crackerisms. So amused was I that I couldn't resist a little prank but stupid-old-me regsitered with my own name. DOH! It could have been quite amusing... There must be a few Brenda's out that will find the message! Oh dear! Anyway. I've been building a house which is why I haven't been on-line much. It's not quite finished yet but I have a little time to myself occaisionally these days. What's new in the world of TMDR? I have a new son Niilo who was born just a few days before Christmas. I am still working for Nokia when I'm not working for the house so with two youngsters, a house building project and a full-time job I'm pretty much pulling double-shifts 7 days a week. What's all this TaTU business anyway. They were so 2002. I'm glad to have seen the back of them (no pun intended) Have you only just heard of them in the US then? OK here's one for you for the future: MEW, danish band. They are totally, and I mean totally, excellent. Anyone heard of them? If you feel like a change check them out. I guarantee that you won't be dissappointed. Anyway. Nice to be back - albeit in virtual drag. I think I'll keep this alias. Cheers! Jon >From: "Jon Chiddick" >Reply-To: alloy@smoe.org >To: alloy@smoe.org >Subject: Alloy: Hello >Date: Wed, 02 Jul 2003 11:10:29 +0000 > > >Hi, >my name is Brenda O'Leary and I have just done a search on the internet >google engine using my name. I've been up the internet for a while now but >had never thought of doing it before. I found this message about wet >lesbians and would like to know more. > >I am also VERY into TaTU being bi-curious myself. I would love to get >between those two! Is this a TaTU only forum as most of the messages seem >to be about them. I haven't seen this forum anywhere else. > >What is Thomas dolby got to do with TaTU. I thought that he was the >hyperactive guy from the 90's???? > >Where can I find the picture directories of TaTU? Do I have to join a >special group to get access for that. If you need to upload something first >before being anle to look at pictures I already have some TaTU lookalike >photos that me and my friend made. She looks better than me because she is >also dark-haired. I am blond but the uniforms look great!!! > >Please send me your TaTU pictures and I will send you mine. > >thanx >Brenda > >_________________________________________________________________ >MSN 8 with e-mail virus protection service: 2 months FREE* >http://join.msn.com/?page=features/virus _________________________________________________________________ Add photos to your e-mail with MSN 8. Get 2 months FREE*. http://join.msn.com/?page=features/featuredemail ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 02 Jul 2003 11:27:36 +0000 From: "Jon Chiddick" Subject: Re: Alloy: Hello I am SOOOO dissappointed in myself. ....it seemed to be a good idea at the time! Jon >From: PRAEst76 >Reply-To: alloy@smoe.org >To: Jon Chiddick >Subject: Re: Alloy: Hello >Date: Wed, 2 Jul 2003 12:22:11 +0100 > > >Jon sed: > > > Please send me your TaTU pictures and I will send you mine. > >I don't have any. How about some pictures of TMDR in a wet bikini? > >-- >PRAEst76 >http://www.cancellation.freeserve.co.uk/praest76/ >np: And One - Fuer _________________________________________________________________ MSN 8 with e-mail virus protection service: 2 months FREE* http://join.msn.com/?page=features/virus ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 2 Jul 2003 13:02:56 +0100 From: PRAEst76 Subject: Re: Alloy: Hello Jon sed: > After many many months of disconnection I read Alloy today for the first > time in eons and was greeted by the much-missed coffee-spluttering > Crackerisms. So amused was I that I couldn't resist a little prank but > stupid-old-me regsitered with my own name. DOH! I've done that myself. Kept a horny young man going for ages pretending to be a teenage girl once until the last message when i posted as myself by accident. Oh the regrets of my youth... > Anyway. I've been building a house which is why I haven't been on-line much. > It's not quite finished yet but I have a little time to myself occaisionally > these days. I've always wanted to do that, can't even get around to making some shelves at the moment though. > What's new in the world of TMDR? Nothing. I wish he'd do something. The optimisn the Tom Robertson interview gave me is draining. Does he not even have any personal insomniac piano jams he could accidently leak to us? > OK here's one for you for the future: > MEW, danish band. They are totally, and I mean totally, excellent. Anyone > heard of them? If you feel like a change check them out. I guarantee that > you won't be dissappointed. What kinda stuff are we talking about? I'm listening to the new oHgr album and it's naff. Like Madonna if she sounded like the lead singer of Skinny Puppy. > Anyway. Nice to be back - albeit in virtual drag. > I think I'll keep this alias. Need to change the sig and From: name. - -- PRAEst76 http://www.cancellation.freeserve.co.uk/praest76/ np: ohGr - ChemTale ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 2 Jul 2003 09:55:32 -0400 From: "Robin Thurlow" Subject: RE: Alloy: Hello Jon, Congratulations on your new arrival! And your house being nearly finished. I've been wondering how everything has been going. Welcome back :) xx ~robin ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 2 Jul 2003 08:39:43 -0700 (PDT) From: Robin Thurlow Subject: Re: Alloy: tatu It's such a funny reversal on what has always happened in the film industry - gay actors who were forced to put up a "straight" front under the guidance of their management. I don't know if the actresses had as much trouble as the male actors if they were homosexual. I know there was a "moral" issue early on, but I suspect the men running the business found female homosexuality to be unthreatening and actually an enticement - like the impact of Marlene Dietrich as a bi-sexual icon. I guess it's no surprise that people all over the show biz industry are trying to repeat it in small ways.. just such an interesting reversal. Now, we'll have a gay boy couple smooching and stripping off on stage. Think that'll be next? ("...but we're really straight, honest!") xx ~r Slarvibarglhee@alloy99.freeserve.co.uk wrote: Ah yes, the 'lesbian thing.' I don't know if this is true, but it was reported in at least one UK newspaper that they weren't gay, that one or both of them had a boyfriend back home, and the 'lesbian thing' was just a marketing ploy to get them plenty of attention. Wearing T shirts with obscenities in Russian is another example, as is getting bored, yawning and walking off a chat show mid-interview (see http://www.ananova.com/entertainment/story/sm_795338.html for more info). I think they're just a couple of opportunists who're being manipulated by their record company, as so often happens, and they're making the most of it while they can. They'll probably be just a memory in 12 months. SBC Yahoo! DSL - Now only $29.95 per month! ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 2 Jul 2003 11:53:08 -0400 From: "Crackers" Subject: Re: Alloy: Hello - ----- Original Message ----- From: "Jon Chiddick" > What's all this TaTU business anyway. They were so 2002. I'm glad to have > seen the back of them (no pun intended) Have you only just heard of them in > the US then? heheheh, loved the Brenda O'Leary post. Yeah Tatu may have come and gone in europe already but they're just starting to be known in North America. Of course in my opinion Japan has always had the best in lesbian schoolgirl pop bands. Crackers Ghastly's Ghastly Comic http://ghastly.keenspace.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 2 Jul 2003 12:23:20 -0400 From: "Crackers" Subject: Re: Alloy: Hello - ----- Original Message ----- From: "PRAEst76" > I've done that myself. Kept a horny young man going for ages pretending to > be a teenage girl once until the last message when i posted as myself > by accident. Oh the regrets of my youth... This reminds me of one of my "baiting" stories. There was this one chatroom I used to hang out on. It was a web-based chat system, not IRC. You could chat to the group or you could chat a little more privately by using the whisper command. You would type "/w [alias] text you're whispering." For example, if I wanted to whisper a message to you I'd type "/w PRAEst76 those schoolgirl lesbians are hot, eh?" and all anyone in the chatroom would see is "Crackers whispers to PRAEst76". You could tell when people were "cybering" because there would be a flury of whispers back and forth between the two of them and sometimes people would get so caught up in it they'd make mistakes like typing "w/" instead of "/w" (a very common mistake) and would thus end up broadcasting the entire whisper to the chatroom. You'd get some very steamy "dropped whispers" every now and then and the whole chatroom would have a good laugh over it. Anyways, there was this one guy who used to always come into the chatroom and annoy all the ladies on his quest for "cyber". His alias was "Washboard" and he was one of those hyper macho kind of jerks who used to think all he had to do to get a lady in the mood was talk about how big his muscles were. He really became an abnoxious fixture of the chatroom and just wouldn't take no for an answer and a lot of the female chatters were beginning to feel very harrassed and threatened by him. You'd watch Washboard whispering from female to female striking out at each turn so I decided to have a little fun with him and logged on as "CybrrrGrrrl". It took only a few seconds for him to appraoch me for cyber and so I lead him along. He was absolutely horrible at it too, no style at all. Anyways, I let a good number of whispers build up between us playing the demure little girl being ravished by the big muscle man so that people on the room would suspect there was a hot cyber session going on and then I hit him with the "accidental" dropped whisper (the timid may wish to look away now, or lie back and think of England). . . . . . . . . . . last chance to turn back . . . . . . . . . . . . . here it comes . . . . . . . . . . . . . w/ Washboard You're such a cute little sissy-boy in your schoolgirl uniform. I tug on your pigtails and laugh cruely as your little penis swings back and forth while I mercilessly slam my thick plastic strap-on into your tiny sissy ass. Well the entire chatroom brakes out in E-laughter and all the female chatters who Washboard had previously harrassed started posting things like "Washboard, why didn't you tell me you were into crossdressing and FemDom. I would have cybered with you for sure if I had known that." **Washboard has left the room** And that, ladies and gentlemen, was the last anyone in that chatroom ever saw of the infamous Washboard. That was my only adventure in the art of "baiting". There's this guy who posts on this one BBS I visit online about his baiting adventures and they're absolutely hillarious. I particularily enjoyed the one where he told the person he was cybering with that he could only get off if the "cyber" was all in rhyme. It was like watching a porn comedy by Dr. Suess. Crackers Ghastly's Ghastly Comic http://ghastly.keenspace.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 2 Jul 2003 21:27:20 +0100 From: "Blagg & Norling" Subject: Re: Alloy: tatu > > Ah yes, the 'lesbian thing.' I don't know if this is true, but it was > > reported in at least one UK newspaper that they weren't gay, that one or > > both of them had a boyfriend back home, and the 'lesbian thing' was just a > > marketing ploy to get them plenty of attention. > Crackers Yes, It got plenty of my attention. The ploy clearly works! In fact who cares, The fact that they may be only slightly gay or just enjoy public displays of passion for each other, or simply don't mind getting paid for it only hightens the intrigue for me. I supose it's similar to the old page 3 (Sun Newspaper UK) theory of the model of the girl next door type being more popular than stunning perfectly formed super models. If there's a slight chance that maybe they go with men too, then I supose that means a slight chance for everyone? Anyway, to possibly highten a few fantisies further....I'm surprised nobody has mentioned it yet....What about our hero dueting with the girls? Hmmm. What song could they do together? Easten Bloc, perhaps? or mabe even Neon Sisters.... No, it's got to be The Ability To Swing. Trevor...... ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 2 Jul 2003 21:30:05 +0100 From: "Blagg & Norling" Subject: Re: Alloy: tatu > Of course the problem with marketing music on sex appeal instead of talent > is their careers pretty much come to an end when their butts and breasts > start to sag. This today's chart topping uber-tart is tomorrow's drunken > Crackers It's a bloody good job they're only about 18 then isn't it. They could get at least half a dozen more albums in before nature starts to rear it's ugly head. Just think how many videos that will be? Trevor... ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 02 Jul 2003 20:42:42 +0000 From: "Jon Chiddick" Subject: Re: Alloy: Hello > > OK here's one for you for the future: > > MEW, danish band. They are totally, and I mean totally, excellent. >Anyone > > heard of them? If you feel like a change check them out. I guarantee >that > > you won't be dissappointed. > >What kinda stuff are we talking about? I'm listening to the new oHgr >album and it's naff. Like Madonna if she sounded like the lead singer >of Skinny Puppy. Hmmm, this is difficult to describe. I suppose that I would categorise them as a guitar based rock/alternative band. All their stuff is sung in english and the vocalist has a very distinctive voice. Cure fans seem to like them although there is little comparison. They did Glastonbury last week and are signed to Epic. They've been touring a lot in the UK with Kent, Manic Street Preachers, OK Go, etc. The new album is called Frengers: not quite strangers but not quite friends. To be quite honest I haven't listened to virtually anything else for the past couple of months. I saw them here in Helsinki and they are fantastic. Their performance is also stunningly visual as they play to a backdrop of video clips that they make. Great music and a great show. Well worth a listen. Go buy the album! Jon _________________________________________________________________ MSN 8 with e-mail virus protection service: 2 months FREE* http://join.msn.com/?page=features/virus ------------------------------ End of alloy-digest V8 #107 ***************************