From: owner-alloy-digest@smoe.org (alloy-digest) To: alloy-digest@smoe.org Subject: alloy-digest V8 #102 Reply-To: alloy@smoe.org Sender: owner-alloy-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-alloy-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk X-To-Unsubscribe: Send mail to "alloy-digest-request@smoe.org" X-To-Unsubscribe: with "unsubscribe" as the body. alloy-digest Wednesday, June 25 2003 Volume 08 : Number 102 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Alloy: Your concern is very touching. ["Crackers" Subject: Alloy: Your concern is very touching. I've been noticing from the recent flood of messages in my E-mail box that a lot of people have taken a very active interest in my personal life. On the off chance that many of these people are people who lurk on the Alloy e-mail list and thus the reason why I am unfamiliar with your names I'll just post my reply here so that all of you may read it at once. Thank you very much for your concern. It's very touching to know that there are so many of you out there who are worried that I may have a little problem, "little" being the operative word. Your e-mailed messages have moved me deeply and your concern is much appreciated but please let me assure each and every one of you that your worries are misplaced. I can assure you that my penis is of sufficient, if not considerable, length and girth. Now don't get me wrong, it's great that so many people have taken the time from their busy day to send me an e-mail to let me know that there is a herbal or pharmacutical pill, tonic, or lotion which will add perhaps several inches to the size of my pocket-pal. The thing is, I don't really think I need them. Now I'm not bragging about the size of my package. I'm sure there is nothing particularily remarkable about it. However, the only person whose opinion on the size of my penis who really matters is my wife's and she has reassured me many times that my fellow is indeed quite splendid and performs his task to our mutual satisfaction. Sure, I don't exactly have the world's biggest organ, but in all honesty people, I'm not exactly playing in a cathedral if you know what I mean. All I'm saying is perhaps there are others out there on the internet who would benefit from your penis enhancing products more than I would. Seek them out. I would like to apologize if anything I may have said has lead you to believe that I suffer from a diminuative dick, a puny penis, a clandestine cock or a shrunked sausage. Once again, thank you for your concern but rest assured that I have the situation well in hand. Now if you'll excuse me I'm rather busy at the moment. I'm trying to help some poor fellow in Nigeria complete a rather sizable financual transaction. Crackers Ghastly's Ghastly Comic http://ghastly.keenspace.com ------------------------------ End of alloy-digest V8 #102 ***************************