From: owner-alloy-digest@smoe.org (alloy-digest) To: alloy-digest@smoe.org Subject: alloy-digest V8 #100 Reply-To: alloy@smoe.org Sender: owner-alloy-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-alloy-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk X-To-Unsubscribe: Send mail to "alloy-digest-request@smoe.org" X-To-Unsubscribe: with "unsubscribe" as the body. alloy-digest Wednesday, June 18 2003 Volume 08 : Number 100 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Alloy: Sorry, I just- sorry. [Paul Baily ] Re: Alloy: 80s Tarot with Thomas as the Magician ["Crackers" ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue, 17 Jun 2003 20:21:33 +1000 From: Paul Baily Subject: Alloy: Sorry, I just- sorry. Hi all, Sorry I've been out of touch for a while (again!) Hope you're all well! Truth is I've been- um, er, well... dabbling with a blog. (yeah, I know...) Web page: RSS/XML feed: It's a little Mac-centric but has other stuff in there too (working on decreasing the propellerhead quotient), I'd really appreciate it if you'd take a look and let me know what you thought, I'm still trying to figure out whether I should keep adding to the general blogginess of the universe... It reads from the bottom up chronologically. (Top posting must die!) Be gentle, you're the first to know about it. :-) insecurely yours, P. This message powered by Money Too Tight To Mention/Simply Red. ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 17 Jun 2003 10:15:42 -0400 From: "Crackers" Subject: Re: Alloy: 80s Tarot with Thomas as the Magician - ----- Original Message ----- From: > I work in a fairly work-free environment, so usually a group (of one or two, there's never more than three of us here at a time) flocks around the monitor to see. Everyone here likes it, too, and after last week, we can all be heard to say "cockity, cockity, cockity." > Heheheh! The thought of people going around chanting "cockity-cockity-cockity" fills me with giddy glee. > No, there hasn't been any recent boobage, but I promise, as soon as there is, you'll be the first to know. This has been a test of the Emergency Boobage Broadcast System. Had Suzie Sakamoto's breasts actually appeared on the internet the tone you just heard would have been followed with instructions on where to go to see them. This concludes this test of the Emergency Boobage Broadcast System. We now return you to your regularily scheduled programming. Crackers Ghastly's Ghastly Comic http://ghastly.keenspace.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 17 Jun 2003 10:17:15 -0400 From: "Crackers" Subject: Re: Alloy: 80s Tarot with Thomas as the Magician - ----- Original Message ----- From: To: > I vote for Cracker boobies! A vote for Cracker's boobies is a VOTE FOR FREEDOM! (This message has been paid for by the committee to re-elect Cracker's boobies) Crackers Ghastly's Ghastly Comic http://ghastly.keenspace.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 17 Jun 2003 10:32:33 -0400 From: "Crackers" Subject: Re: Alloy: Thomas & Pantene - ----- Original Message ----- From: > True story - a girl I work with, after reading that, said to her fiance "Doug, you need horns." Boy I tell you, this week's comic is getting me tonnes of fan mail in my Ghastly e-mail box. Who knew that hot lesbian sex would be such a great way to become popular... I mean besides Tatu. Now there's an idea for you Thomas. Instead of dressing up as a bored, blond, Beverly Hills housewife turned Techno-Rocker you need to dress up in a schoolgirl uniform and then make out on stage with likewise clad 18 year old girls while being hosed down with water. You'll be back on top in no time. I'm sure if you explained to your wife that it's just a performance for the benefit of your career she'll understand. (P.S. If you do convince her to let you do this please e-mail me exactly what it was your told her so I can run it past my wife too... you know... for my career...) Speaking of Tatu: I must have seen a couple hundred pictures on the internet of them in various stages of undress making out in soaking wet schoolgirl uniforms but I have yet to even hear one of their songs. They certainly do know how to make my pants stand up and say "howdy" though. Crackers Ghastly's Ghastly Comic http://ghastly.keenspace.com ------------------------------ End of alloy-digest V8 #100 ***************************