From: owner-alloy-digest@smoe.org (alloy-digest) To: alloy-digest@smoe.org Subject: alloy-digest V7 #123 Reply-To: alloy@smoe.org Sender: owner-alloy-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-alloy-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk X-To-Unsubscribe: Send mail to "alloy-digest-request@smoe.org" X-To-Unsubscribe: with "unsubscribe" as the body. alloy-digest Thursday, June 27 2002 Volume 07 : Number 123 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Alloy: andgor [William Steffey ] Re: Alloy: Oh, now there's a conversation piece. ["Sally Allan" ] Re: Alloy: andgor [William Steffey ] Alloy: FES [William Steffey ] Alloy: pics for the day. [Paul Baily ] Re: Alloy: andgor ["Sally Allan" ] Re: Alloy: andgor [William Steffey ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed, 26 Jun 2002 09:52:10 -0500 From: William Steffey Subject: Alloy: andgor Somebody finally got back to me from the action figure place about pricing, and the guy's in-depth one phrase response to me was "Depends on clothing, etc." So I'm trying to see if they've got a basic catalog to choose clothes from. I'll keep you posted as to my findings. - -W ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 26 Jun 2002 16:30:03 +0100 From: "Sally Allan" Subject: Re: Alloy: Oh, now there's a conversation piece. > Well those kind of fans who save up for plastic surgery to look like > their idol, or intend to meet their idol some day, invite them round for > tea then knock them out and chain them up in the basement. Wow Peter, that's weird because I don't remember telling you my plans. The plastic surgery went great - now all I have to do is have the gender change from Thomasina to Thomas. Sally the Stalker PS I'm just kidding, honest - I don't even have a basement! Well, that's what I'll tell the police... ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 26 Jun 2002 16:34:09 +0100 From: "Sally Allan" Subject: Re: Alloy: Oh, now there's a conversation piece. Right after I sent that message I discovered that Crackers already did that joke. It's not the unoriginality that bothers me so much as the thought that I'm becoming like Crackers - now *that* is scary. So, when is Thomas going to play a gig in the UK? And I ask that for musical reasons, and not so I can check the expiry date on my bottle of ether. Sally (still hoping) ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 26 Jun 2002 09:04:13 -0700 (PDT) From: Robin Thurlow Subject: Re: Alloy: Oh, now there's a conversation piece. You think that's bad... A friend who is a scientist and writer with a small (well, medium-sized) very devoted following, drank too much absinthe while watching THE BIG LEBOWSKI last week and cut off her own toe, which is now residing in a jar of formalin on her bookcase. But here's the weird part. She's just gotten a letter from a selfdescribed "uber-fan" in Germany, who has offered to buy the toe for $5,000! Personally, I don't think it's nearly enough. And it's creepy wondering what he might do with it. ~cue scary music ~ xx ~R Sign-up for Video Highlights of 2002 FIFA World Cup ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 26 Jun 2002 11:18:18 -0500 From: William Steffey Subject: Re: Alloy: Oh, now there's a conversation piece. is there a discount for the whole set of ten? Robin Thurlow wrote: >You think that's bad... >A friend who is a scientist and writer with a small (well, medium-sized) very devoted following, drank too much absinthe while watching THE BIG LEBOWSKI last week and cut off her own toe, which is now residing in a jar of formalin on her bookcase. But here's the weird part. She's just gotten a letter from a selfdescribed "uber-fan" in Germany, who has offered to buy the toe for $5,000! Personally, I don't think it's nearly enough. And it's creepy wondering what he might do with it. >~cue scary music ~ >xx >~R >Sign-up for Video Highlights of 2002 FIFA World Cup ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 26 Jun 2002 13:30:53 -0700 From: "Crackers" Subject: Re: Alloy: Oh, now there's a conversation piece. - ----- Original Message ----- From: "Sally Allan" > Wow Peter, that's weird because I don't remember telling you my plans. The > plastic surgery went great - now all I have to do is have the gender change > from Thomasina to Thomas. I'm getting the gender change too so I can take the place of Benda O'Leary. Crackers (I gotta write a song about her from hell!!!) Ghastly's Ghastly Comic http://ghastly.keenspace.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 26 Jun 2002 13:41:55 -0700 From: "Crackers" Subject: Re: Alloy: Oh, now there's a conversation piece. - ----- Original Message ----- From: "Robin Thurlow" >She's just gotten a letter from a selfdescribed "uber-fan" in Germany, who has offered to buy >the toe for $5,000! Personally, I don't think it's nearly enough. She'll get more for it if she puts it up on Ebay. Someone pointed me to this site that sells a "Make your own dildo" kit. It's a special moulding kit and latex compound that will let you fashion a replica of your own penis as a special gift to someone special. You can't get much more personal than giving the gift of your own penis to someone. Just like mom used to say, the gifts you make yourself are always more special than the ones you buy from a store. In anycase, if I ever become famous I'll start selling replicas of my penis on my webpage. Nothin' says lovin' like Crackers in the oven. Crackers (Homegrown from hell!!!!) Ghastly's Ghastly Comic http://ghastly.keenspace.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 26 Jun 2002 11:15:54 -0700 (PDT) From: Robin Thurlow Subject: Re: Alloy: Oh, now there's a conversation piece. Thank you, Crackers, for making me fall out of my chair laughing at work. xx ~R Crackers wrote: Nothin' says lovin' like Crackers in the oven. Sign-up for Video Highlights of 2002 FIFA World Cup ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 26 Jun 2002 15:43:01 -0400 From: "Robin Thurlow" Subject: RE: Alloy: andgor William, tell the doll people that nude is fine. We'll make the clothing ourselves (or for those not into sewing, maybe clothes from "GI Joe" or "Ken" would fit... can you imagine!) I'm sure the costumes would abound anyway, especially for the likes of Crackers and me. Imagine the "Action Dolby" fashion shows we could have at Christmas every year! ~R - -----Original Message----- From: William Steffey Sent: Wednesday, June 26, 2002 10:52 AM To: Alloy Subject: Alloy: andgor Somebody finally got back to me from the action figure place about pricing, and the guy's in-depth one phrase response to me was "Depends on clothing, etc." So I'm trying to see if they've got a basic catalog to choose clothes from. I'll keep you posted as to my findings. - -W ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 26 Jun 2002 17:41:32 -0500 From: William Steffey Subject: Re: Alloy: andgor I'll price out the "Thomas in the buff" [this is getting stranger every day] and also a basic set of clothing. Maybe simple white shirt with suspenders and dress pants. - -W Robin Thurlow wrote: >William, tell the doll people that nude is fine. We'll make the clothing >ourselves (or for those not into sewing, maybe clothes from "GI Joe" or >"Ken" would fit... can you imagine!) I'm sure the costumes would abound >anyway, especially for the likes of Crackers and me. Imagine the "Action >Dolby" fashion shows we could have at Christmas every year! > >~R > > >-----Original Message----- >From: William Steffey >Sent: Wednesday, June 26, 2002 10:52 AM >To: Alloy >Subject: Alloy: andgor > > > >Somebody finally got back to me from the action figure place about >pricing, and the guy's in-depth one phrase response to me was "Depends >on clothing, etc." So I'm trying to see if they've got a basic catalog >to choose clothes from. I'll keep you posted as to my findings. >-W ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 26 Jun 2002 17:45:31 -0500 From: William Steffey Subject: Alloy: FES I just went to the FES site to look at photos of clothes, and noticed that ALOT of new stuff went up there in the past month or so. Lots more pictures, articles, and bio stuff. A nice breeze through the Flat Earth mansion. - -W ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 27 Jun 2002 11:11:56 +1000 From: Paul Baily Subject: Alloy: pics for the day. Hi y'all, No, not from me - one can only take so many "this is where I work", "this is where I sleep", "this is where I work" things. Thought you my like to take a look at some pics from my cousin Ben who has been living in Argentina of late. He's also been heading south. Very south by the looks. Bit of a contrast to the weather here which is sunny, not a cloud in the sky, top of 20 or so deg C. - the lad himself. - have I mentioned Qld's temperatures these days, cuz? - y'know even in winter it rarely gets below 6 deg C in the middle of the night... back to the mousewheel, hope you're well. P. This message powered by some really crappy song on Triple J. ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 27 Jun 2002 03:37:00 +0100 From: "Sally Allan" Subject: Re: Alloy: andgor > I'll price out the "Thomas in the buff" [this is getting stranger every > day] and also a basic set of clothing. Maybe simple white shirt with > suspenders and dress pants. When you say "suspenders and pants" I take it you mean in the American sense? Cos in UK English that's quite some doll ;-) Oh dear, if Thomas ever does play here, security aren't going to let me in, are they? Sally x ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 26 Jun 2002 23:18:23 -0500 From: William Steffey Subject: Re: Alloy: andgor Hi Sally! What does that mean in the UK?! (and I try to be so worldly...) William Sally Allan wrote: >>I'll price out the "Thomas in the buff" [this is getting stranger every >>day] and also a basic set of clothing. Maybe simple white shirt with >>suspenders and dress pants. >> > >When you say "suspenders and pants" I take it you mean in the American >sense? Cos in UK English that's quite some doll ;-) >Oh dear, if Thomas ever does play here, security aren't going to let me in, >are they? > >Sally x ------------------------------ End of alloy-digest V7 #123 ***************************