From: owner-alloy-digest@smoe.org (alloy-digest) To: alloy-digest@smoe.org Subject: alloy-digest V7 #114 Reply-To: alloy@smoe.org Sender: owner-alloy-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-alloy-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk X-To-Unsubscribe: Send mail to "alloy-digest-request@smoe.org" X-To-Unsubscribe: with "unsubscribe" as the body. alloy-digest Sunday, June 16 2002 Volume 07 : Number 114 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Alloy: Re: alloy-digest V7 #113 [Thomas Dolby Robertson ] Re: Alloy: Re: alloy-digest V7 #113 [Elaine Linstruth ] Re: Alloy: Re: alloy-digest V7 #113 ["Crackers" ] Alloy: Separated at Birth [Merujo ] Re: Alloy: Separated at Birth ["Crackers" ] Re: Alloy: Re: alloy-digest V7 #113 [Merujo ] Re: Alloy: Separated at Birth [Merujo ] Re: Alloy: Re: alloy-digest V7 #113 [Merujo ] Re: Alloy: Separated at Birth [Robyn Moore ] Re: Alloy: Separated at Birth [Merujo ] Re: Alloy: Re: alloy-digest V7 #113 ["Sally Allan" Subject: Alloy: Re: alloy-digest V7 #113 FYI I actually *do* seem to recall having a saucy threesome with Cindy Lauper and Madge sometime in the early Eighties.... But it's all a bit of a blur now..... Maybe I just dreamed it? I certainly remember a recurring nightmare involving a tryst with Annie Lennox. TMDR ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 15 Jun 2002 04:01:50 -0700 From: "Crackers" Subject: Re: Alloy: Re: alloy-digest V7 #113 - ----- Original Message ----- From: "Thomas Dolby Robertson" > FYI I actually *do* seem to recall having a saucy threesome with Cindy > Lauper and Madge sometime in the early Eighties.... But it's all a bit of a > blur now..... Maybe I just dreamed it? Yeah, that's how my threesome with Debbie Harry and Lt. Uhura turned out. > I certainly remember a recurring nightmare involving a tryst with Annie > Lennox. Oooh! Meow! Hehehehe! Crackers (Could have been worse... could have been Lewis Lennox from hell!!!!) Ghastly's Ghastly Comic http://ghastly.keenspace.com ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 15 Jun 2002 09:36:29 -0700 (PDT) From: Elaine Linstruth Subject: Re: Alloy: Re: alloy-digest V7 #113 > FYI I actually *do* seem to recall having a saucy threesome with Cindy > Lauper and Madge sometime in the early Eighties.... But it's all a bit of a > blur now..... Maybe I just dreamed it? > > I certainly remember a recurring nightmare involving a tryst with Annie > Lennox. > > TMDR I bet your dream included that Sweet Dreams cow. I was thinking any Annie Lennox doll from the 80's would have to include a big-eyed Holstein model. Now for the mens side of this doll discussion, I would like to see a Simon le Bon doll outfitted a la Hungry Like the Wolf. He and the TMDR doll could plot ways to get the David Lee Roth doll busted. Elaine ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 15 Jun 2002 13:33:03 -0700 From: "Crackers" Subject: Re: Alloy: Re: alloy-digest V7 #113 - ----- Original Message ----- From: "Elaine Linstruth" > Now for the mens side of this doll discussion, I would like to see a > Simon le Bon doll outfitted a la Hungry Like the Wolf. He and the TMDR > doll could plot ways to get the David Lee Roth doll busted. Meanwhile the Howard Jones action figure (action figure damnit! Boys don't play with dolls, we play with action figures!) plots to have the Thomas Dolby action figure framed for a number of traffic violations. (It would be cool if you could get the motocycle for the SBMWS Dolby action figure). Little did they all realize that from on high in his Purple Pansy Palace, the evil Boy George action figure (okay maybe you can call this one a doll) watches the resulting confusion on his Evil-O-Vision scope, sinks deep into his over stuffed swivel chair, strokes his pussy and laughs, "Excellent! All is going accordion to plan. While the other MTV Legends action figures are busy plotting against each other I will be able to finish my 'Gender Confusion Ray' and while the world is wondering what happened to their genitals I'll be able to take over. Muwahahahahahaaaa." At that moment there was a knock at the front door. Boy George flicked on a security monitor and spied the Thompson Twins action figures standing at the door with boxes of girl scout cookies. He presses a signal button on the arm of his chair and summons his evil henchwench, the Grace Jones action figure. "Take care of our guests," the Boy George action figure orders. The Grace Jones action figure licks her lips in a cruel, sadistic smile and growls as she departs to carry out her task. ... okay.... I so want these action figures now. I could make a kick-ass webcomic just photographing these action figures. Crackers (Hope they have Kung Fu Grip from hell!!!) Ghastly's Ghastly Comic http://ghastly.keenspace.com ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 15 Jun 2002 14:17:02 -0400 From: Merujo Subject: Alloy: Separated at Birth Anyone who watches the Food Network knows Alton Brown, who hosts a show called "Good Eats." I think he's very funky, smart, and cool-looking. My friend Mary, who first introduced me to Dolby music oh those many years ago, is a big fan of Mr. Brown. Just by chance, I found this website today, which amuses me, but also makes me think that there might be a trend here in What We Find Appealling: http://www.goodeatsfanpage.com/References/SeparatedAtBirth.htm - -- Melissa R. Jordan Hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.  The Shawshank Redemption ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 15 Jun 2002 14:24:29 -0700 From: "Crackers" Subject: Re: Alloy: Separated at Birth - ----- Original Message ----- From: "Merujo" > http://www.goodeatsfanpage.com/References/SeparatedAtBirth.htm So that's Phase Two! Crackers (suddenly all the pieces fall into place from hell!!!) Ghastly's Ghastly Comic http://ghastly.keenspace.com ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 15 Jun 2002 14:26:41 -0400 From: Merujo Subject: Re: Alloy: Re: alloy-digest V7 #113 Saucy Threesome? Doesn't that sound like a new name for a Bond Girl? I read this first thing this morning, Thomas, and I laughed so hard I woke my next door neighbors! (And I don't feel terribly bad about that, considering that they kept me up most of the night after he threw her out in the hallway naked at 11 p.m....) Cheers, Melissa Thomas Dolby Robertson wrote: > FYI I actually *do* seem to recall having a saucy threesome with Cindy > Lauper and Madge sometime in the early Eighties.... But it's all a bit of a > blur now..... Maybe I just dreamed it? > > I certainly remember a recurring nightmare involving a tryst with Annie > Lennox. > > TMDR - -- Melissa R. Jordan Hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.  The Shawshank Redemption ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 15 Jun 2002 14:31:09 -0400 From: Merujo Subject: Re: Alloy: Separated at Birth Crackers wrote: > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Merujo" > > > http://www.goodeatsfanpage.com/References/SeparatedAtBirth.htm > > So that's Phase Two! Coming soon to Barnes and Noble: She Blinded Me With Sushi, or Mr. Dolby Cooks For You! Or, perhaps... Brenda O'Leary's L.A. Can Opener Cookbook (Canned Foods from Microwave to Plate!) Or, perhaps he'll be starting his new role as the host of Iron Chef. :-) - -- Melissa R. Jordan Hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.  The Shawshank Redemption ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 15 Jun 2002 14:21:27 -0400 From: Merujo Subject: Re: Alloy: Re: alloy-digest V7 #113 Crackers wrote: > ...the evil Boy George action figure (okay maybe you can call this one a doll) > > watches the resulting confusion on his Evil-O-Vision scope, sinks deep into > his over stuffed swivel chair, strokes his pussy and laughs, "Excellent! All > is going accordion to plan..." "Accordion" to plan. Hahahahahaha! Actually the comment about his, uh, cat... reminds me of something he was asked in an interview on Comedy Central's "The Daily Show" that still makes me laugh (but is probably too tasteless to recount here...) I want the entire "Scientists' Home" action set - the building, with an "easy carry handle" opens up - it's storage for the "Wacky Pack" of scientist action figures (including "Man on Roof" and "Butterfly Guy") and you can place Dolby (with his motorcycle, removable goggles and long coat) in any of the rooms with The Doctor or Miss Sakamoto! Comes with tiny electro-shock therapy gear, hospital gurney, and scale model surgical tools! Yes, that I would buy. Yes, indeedy. - --Melissa R. Jordan Hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.  The Shawshank Redemption ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 15 Jun 2002 13:54:51 -0700 From: Robyn Moore Subject: Re: Alloy: Separated at Birth At 11:17 AM 15/06/2002, you appeared to say: >Anyone who watches the Food Network knows Alton Brown, who hosts a show >called "Good Eats." I think he's very funky, smart, and cool-looking. My >friend Mary, who first introduced me to Dolby music oh those many years >ago, is a big fan of Mr. Brown. Just by chance, I found this website >today, which amuses me, but also makes me think that there might be a >trend here in What We Find Appealling: > >http://www.goodeatsfanpage.com/References/SeparatedAtBirth.htm Hm, I could've sworn I mentioned that here a couple months ago. Maybe I'm thinking of somewhere else. No matter. :) At any rate, when Mike Menn (who owns and runs the site above) interviewed AB a few months back, he asked about the Dolby thing. AB maintains he's not Thomas, but does say there'll be more "Science" references in future shows. http://www.goodeatsfanpage.com/References/TheOtherInfo/ABInter/ABInterview5.htm (last page of a 5 page interview, Thomas question at bottom of page) Actually, I'm going to see AB on Monday when he's in town on his book tour. If I didn't already have my Good Eats Fan Club shirt, I'd be sorely tempted to wear my Alloy shirt. ;) Robyn M @ Robyn Moore @ http://www.wiccans.net/robyn.html @ You knew the job was dangerous when you took it. - S.C. ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 15 Jun 2002 17:04:29 -0400 From: Merujo Subject: Re: Alloy: Separated at Birth Robyn Moore wrote: > Hm, I could've sworn I mentioned that here a couple months ago. Maybe > I'm thinking of somewhere else. No matter. :) Robyn, it's entirely possible you did, and I completely missed it - I get really scattered when I start working on prepping one of my intern programs! My apologies if I did blow off your post! > Actually, I'm going to see AB on Monday when he's in town on his book > tour. If I didn't already have my Good Eats Fan Club shirt, I'd be sorely > tempted to wear my Alloy shirt. ;) He was just here in DC - I was going to go and have a book signed for my friend Mary's birthday. But dang it, I had a rotten migraine and ended up sleeping through the whole booksigning event. I'm going to miss him in Chicago the end of the week again by only one day. Grrrr. - -- Melissa R. Jordan Hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.  The Shawshank Redemption ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 15 Jun 2002 23:57:28 +0100 From: "Sally Allan" Subject: Re: Alloy: Re: alloy-digest V7 #113 Melissa wrote: > Actually the comment about his, uh, cat... > reminds me of something he was asked in an interview on Comedy Central's "The > Daily Show" that still makes me laugh (but is probably too tasteless to recount > here...) Because we are always so restrained and tasteful, and when Thomas dropped in there we were having high tea and discussing the artistic merits of "Mulu" like we always are ...Oh come on Melissa, tell us *do*. Thomas, I would just like to point out that our making threesomes with your action figure and some girl dolls might have a voodoo-like effect on you so you might want to take a few cold showers this week. Now, about that gig in London..... Sally ------------------------------ End of alloy-digest V7 #114 ***************************