From: owner-alloy-digest@smoe.org (alloy-digest) To: alloy-digest@smoe.org Subject: alloy-digest V7 #47 Reply-To: alloy@smoe.org Sender: owner-alloy-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-alloy-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk X-To-Unsubscribe: Send mail to "alloy-digest-request@smoe.org" X-To-Unsubscribe: with "unsubscribe" as the body. alloy-digest Wednesday, March 6 2002 Volume 07 : Number 047 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Alloy: 'nad-kicking free zone [Paul Baily ] Alloy: Radio Silence? [] Alloy: RE: Crackers - find a safe place... [Damien Sweeney ] Re: Alloy: RE: Crackers - find a safe place... ["Crackers" ] Alloy: Hey Monya! Show us your fangs! ["Crackers" Subject: Alloy: 'nad-kicking free zone Crackers, good sir, well done for sharing a responsibility that I think all too many males would rather duckshove & here's hoping for a quick recovery. :-) Talk about taking discomfort with grace and good humour! P. (to paraphase a good friend quoting to me recently, I don't care what universe you're from, that's gotta hurt from HELL!!!) P.S. Don't know what I'm talking about? You mean you don't follow the man's strip each week!? Run, don't walk, to one of his many creative outlets: And be sure to spend a good while catching up with the archives while you're there - it'll have you in fits of giggles! This message powered by Airwaves/Thomas Dolby off hyperactive. ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 5 Mar 2002 17:17:52 +0200 From: Subject: Alloy: Radio Silence? Hi all, either this thing is busted or there's been no digest for a couple of days now... When I was in Bangkok last week I took a trip down to Pantip Plaza which is the place to go for your high-tech goodies and was amused to see that they were already selling Harry Potter, Monsters Inc. etc. on DVD there! I don't know about Monsters release date but Harry Potter isn't due for official release for another month! How do they do that! On second thoughts I'd rather not know. I was chatting with one of the sellers and looking through his list of music DVD's for sale and joked with him that I bet he didn't have what I was looking for (GAOV and Live Wireless!) Of course he didn't but he explained that they could do anything very quickly and cheaply given a reliable source copy... This got me thinking. I am in no way condoning the pirating that goes on there and would be sorely torn between emotions if there had have been a copy sitting there for sale but if it is that easy and simple to produce a DVD these days that backstreet operation can turn out professional quality discs then why shouldn't Live Wireless and GAOV be made available? - officially, naturally. Forty happened. (although with live versions which probably have different copyright restrictions) I wonder who own the rights to the videos? Hmmm. I expect it is the record company, again. Oh well, just wishful thinking I suppose. There's no money in it for them due to the potential sales volumes but for a small operation with a limited run... Imagine, all those lovely videos in high audio quality too. Mmmm. A nice thought though. Good day all! Jon ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 5 Mar 2002 09:34:37 -0600 From: Damien Sweeney Subject: Alloy: RE: Crackers - find a safe place... >What never fails to amaze me is that there are people who make a lot of money to produce pure >and utter shit. I mean we're talking about absolute crap. Crap so bad that once it's out there >there's no way people can believe it is good. Crackers, AMEN brother Beavis! There is so much crap in entertainment it is unreal. Check out this link to the Japanese version of "N-Sync" - "Yatta" It's very Village People - real "YMCA" ish. Except, um, very Japanese (need I say more?) Check out their video online if you have the stomach. Someone actually spent a LOT of money on this - hard to believe. Although, I think you'd agree that their costume budget skimped a little. After viewing it I had to throw in a copy of The Flat Earth just to calm down and restore my faith in all that is good. I also felt the compulsive need to bathe and scrub head to toe (can't get clean, must get clean, ... find a safe place... find a safe place.....) .... Wow... It's just soooo crappy. Of course, as you all know, there is not a day gone by where I did not thank the Maker that I'm not a pre-pubescent/teenage Japanese girl (with no taste in music) - - but now I have yet another reason to be thankful! I don't think that even Thomas and all his powers could save these guys from making crappy music. http://www.consumptionjunction.com/feat/cc/detail.asp?ID=6537 Trust me, - this craptacular experience is worth tolerating the other offensive links on this page - (you have been warned!) I guess we can't just allow only the good art - too bad - taking the bad with the good is the price we pay.... But damn, you're right - seems that there is a LOT more bad than good these days. Find a safe place dude. Damien Damien J. Sweeney dsweeney@netpros-inc.net ...It's breeding in your short and curlies... (Finding a safe place - FROM HELL!) ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 5 Mar 2002 16:42:32 -0000 From: "Sally Allan" Subject: Re: Alloy: 'nad-kicking free zone Honestly Crackers, all that fuss about a little snip >:-) Sally P.S. Well endured....now if you care to tell us all how you were talked into it.... ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 5 Mar 2002 11:57:07 -0800 From: "Crackers" Subject: Re: Alloy: 'nad-kicking free zone - ----- Original Message ----- From: "Paul Baily" To: "Alloy" Sent: Tuesday, March 05, 2002 3:00 AM Subject: Alloy: 'nad-kicking free zone > > Crackers, good sir, well done for sharing a responsibility that I think > all too many males would rather duckshove & here's hoping for a quick > recovery. :-) Talk about taking discomfort with grace and good humour! Thanks. I have discovered something rather interesting about the human testicle. After a vasectomy the testicle takes on the properties of a gas, that being it will expand to fill any available space. I was subjected to more pain during my recovery that I should have been because I am a boxer boy. It turns out you're supposed to wear as tight a pair of undies as possible after your proceedure to help keep your boys in check. I'm glad I found this out now so my fellows are a more manageable size. I kid you not, it was like walking around with a cantilope in my pants last week. Very painful indeed. As you age your nose and ears continue to grow larger, and for the male our testicles also get bigger the older we get. I think I was given a sneak preview of what my boys will look like should I live to be 218. Large, blue, and hairless. Crackers (Thank god for frozen peas from hell!!!!) Ghastly's Ghastly Comic http://ghastly.keenspace.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 5 Mar 2002 12:10:48 -0800 From: "Crackers" Subject: Re: Alloy: RE: Crackers - find a safe place... - ----- Original Message ----- From: "Damien Sweeney" > AMEN brother Beavis! There is so much crap in entertainment it is unreal. > Check out this link to the Japanese version of "N-Sync" - "Yatta" It's very > Village People - real "YMCA" ish. Except, um, very Japanese (need I say > more?) Check out their video online if you have the stomach. Someone > actually spent a LOT of money on this - hard to believe. I think that was actually a parody of boy bands (and just who do those Japanese fellows think they're fooling with those big leaves). I really wish they had written the japanese lyrics at the bottom of the video like the often do with Japanese videos because I have a hard enough time just trying to understand english song lyrics as they're sung, much less Japanese ones (and especially english lyrics being sung by Japanese people). I'm only catching words here and there so I don't exactly know what's going on but I think it's a parody. But then again knowing Japanese pop culture you can never be sure at all. http://www.mysterymeatgrinder.com/tokyo_breakfast.asp Crackers (Yatte baka from hell!!!) Ghastly's Ghastly Comic http://ghastly.keenspace.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 5 Mar 2002 13:13:56 -0800 From: "Crackers" Subject: Re: Alloy: 'nad-kicking free zone - ----- Original Message ----- From: "Sally Allan" > Honestly Crackers, all that fuss about a little snip >:-) > > Sally > > P.S. Well endured....now if you care to tell us all how you were talked into > it.... Well my wife is terrified at the prospect of having surgery and I am terrified at the prospect of having any more children so it seemed like the logical conclusion. Now I just have to play it safe for the next few months until the remaining sperm in my vas are depleted then it's goodbye condoms, WOOHOO! I can tell you even though I am absolutely terrified of going under a general anesthetic I'd gladdly go under for this proceedure. Having your boys sliced and diced isn't really something you want to be awake for. Especially the needles, that was really not fun. Oh well, suck it up, that's what I say. Worst case scenerio I'm in for 6 to 8 weeks of pain. Sure beats 18 to 20 years of having another mouth to feed. Crackers (Fixed from hell!!!) Ghastly's Ghastly Comic http://ghastly.keenspace.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 5 Mar 2002 13:22:42 -0800 From: "Crackers" Subject: Alloy: Hey Monya! Show us your fangs! Anyone with kids probably got that subject title. Anyways, Monya De, if you're still on the list could you send me an E-mail because I lost your addy and there's something I need to ask you. Crackers (Monna the Vampire from hell!!!) Ghastly's Ghastly Comic http://ghastly.keenspace.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 5 Mar 2002 16:28:20 -0600 From: Damien Sweeney Subject: Alloy: Re: Crackers - find a safe place... >What never fails to amaze me is that there are people who make a lot of >money to produce pure and utter shit. I mean we're talking about >absolute crap. Crap so bad that once it's out there there's no way >people can believe it is good. Crackers, AMEN brother Beavis! There is so much crap in entertainment it is unreal. Check out this link to the Japanese version of "N-Sync" - "Yatta" It's very Village People - real "YMCA" ish. Except, um, very Japanese (need I say more?) Check out their video online if you have the stomach. Someone actually spent a LOT of money on this - hard to believe. Although, I think you'd agree that their costume budget skimped a little. After viewing it I had to throw in a copy of The Flat Earth just to calm down and restore my faith in all that is good. I also felt the compulsive need to bathe and scrub head to toe (can't get clean, must get clean, ... find a safe place... find a safe place.....) .... Wow... It's just soooo crappy. Of course, as you all know, there is not a day gone by where I did not thank the Maker that I'm not a pre-pubescent/teenage Japanese girl (with no taste in music) - - but now I have yet another reason to be thankful! I don't think that even Thomas and all his powers could save these guys from making crappy music. http://www.consumptionjunction.com/feat/cc/detail.asp?ID=6537 Trust me, - this craptacular experience is worth tolerating the other offensive links on this page - (you have been warned!) I guess we can't just allow only the good art - too bad - taking the bad with the good is the price we pay.... But damn, you're right - seems that there is a LOT more bad than good these days. Find a safe place dude. Damien Damien J. Sweeney dsweeney@netpros-inc.net ...It's breeding in your short and curlies... (Finding a safe place - FROM HELL!) ------------------------------ End of alloy-digest V7 #47 **************************