From: owner-alloy-digest@smoe.org (alloy-digest) To: alloy-digest@smoe.org Subject: alloy-digest V4 #100 Reply-To: alloy@smoe.org Sender: owner-alloy-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-alloy-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk X-To-Unsubscribe: Send mail to "alloy-digest-request@smoe.org" X-To-Unsubscribe: with "unsubscribe" as the body. alloy-digest Thursday, April 1 1999 Volume 04 : Number 100 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Alloy: Bachelorette: (was :Sometimes being a musician can be a drag) ["Ul] Re: Alloy: Bachelorette: (was :Sometimes being a musician can be a drag) [Kathleen Truelove ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed, 31 Mar 1999 13:55:40 +0300 From: "Ulfstedt, Louise" Subject: Alloy: Bachelorette: (was :Sometimes being a musician can be a drag) Heh heh! Reminds me of one of my two hen parties,..(the one that I had in finland) The finns take their stag/hen nights VERY seriously. It was a very interesting night,...part of which encompassed my "pals" dressed me up as a prostitute, and had me sell condoms and give interesting "demonstrations" on the streets of Turku in order to fund the rest of the frivolities. Not as bad as what they did to my husband though,..(heh heh!) What was really embarrasing was when they showed the pictures to the vicar,...that was when I started wishing I'd had a pagan do instead! ::snicker!:: Lissu :-) > -----Original Message----- > From: Kathleen Truelove [SMTP:Kathleen.McClelland@online.disney.com] > Sent: Monday, March 29, 1999 7:23 PM > To: alloy@smoe.org > Subject: Re: Alloy: Sometimes being a musician can be a drag > > > Just to let everyone know, I had an awesome Bachelorette party Saturday. > Was in > very, very rare form. Painting the town red!!!!!!;-) I know this is off > the topic, > but I had to share it. Every bride should enjoy a wild, wild night out > with the > girls! Why not?? Guys know how to have a great time, why not us ladies. > > That's all for now folks, > Kate;-) > > Chris Cracknell wrote: > > > Well I had two big shows last night with "I Love My Shih'Tzu". The first > > show was a benefit for "Hamilton Artist's Inc." It was their annual > > "Class & Trash" show where the dress code is as the name. > > > > For my touch of class I wore my tuxedo jacket with a mandarin collared > > shirt. For my touch of trash I wore a feather boa, short black > mini-skirt > > trimmed with saftey-pins, and black nylons. I guess I kind of looked > like > > James Bond at a "Pride Day" parade. I got the skirt at the goodwill, it > was > > the only one the looked like it would fit me. Unfortunately it was a > below > > the knees skirt so I had to hem it myself. Naturally I hemmed my skirt > the > > way a man would hem his skirt... I used a glue gun. Of course being new > to > > skirt hemming I made a slight miscalculation. I wanted it to be short so > I > > made measurements and cut and hemmed. What I failed to realize is that > the > > skirt doen't hang as low when you wear it as it is lying flat. So I had > > unintentionally made myself more trashy than I intended. My second > lesson > > of the night came at the gig when I was carrying a speaker cabinet over > > my head up a steep flight of stairs. When you life both arms above your > > head while wearing a short skirt, the skirt comes up too. A couple of > > girls going up the stairs behind me couldn't help but comment on this > > fact. My third lesson of the night was: Pantyhose are uncomfortable. > > Wearing them is an odd sensation, you sweat, yet your legs are cold. > > And if you're wearing shoes your feet sweat like crazy! > > > > I was definetly the belle of the ball at this show, everyone with a > camera > > wanted a picture of me and some of the women really liked my skirt > (trimmed > > with paperclips and safety pins). Video cameras were everywhere to catch > our > > performance and now I know if Shih'Tzu ever does become big every > documentary > > on our pre-fame days will feature some amature video footage of me in a > skirt. > > > > Our second show of the night was at a bar called "The Corktown". > Naturally > > I got changed before this show since I wanted to come back home tonight > > with all my teeth (the Corktown is no place for a guy in a skirt). Were > > are second gig at LaLuna or some bar in Hess Village I might have stayed > > in my costume for a laugh but not at the Corktown (where a musician was > > stabbed to death between sets a few years ago by a customer who was less > > than appreciative of his performance). But they love Shih'Tzu at the > > Corktown and that show went off without a hitch (except that we had no > > monitors and I couldn't hear my own accordion). I'm going to make a > > modification to my amp before our next show so I can throw a switch > > to allow the main speaker to sound even with something plugged in the > > headphone jack. Then I'll just use a wee earpiece to monitor myself. > > (the sound at the "Class & Trash" was really good). > > > > So I guess now Thomas isn't the only musician here to have done a show > > in drag (or at least half drag). I will, no doubt, be receiving photos > > of my costume in my E-mail any day now (and if not Beena took some pics > > of me before I left the house). So I'll post them on my webpage for your > > amusement. > > > > So Thomas, if I share my pictures of me performing in drag with you will > > you send me your pictures of you playing in drag with the Lost Toy > People? ;) > > > > CRACKERS > > (Just a sweet transvestite from hell!!!!!!) > > > > -- > > > > Collector of Atari 2600 carts - Accordionist - Bira Bira Devotee - Anime > fan > > * http://www.hwcn.org/~ad329/crab.html | Crackers' Arts > Base * > > * http://www.angelfire.com/ma/hozervideo/index.html | Hozer Video Games > * > > Nihongo ga dekimasu - 2600 programmer - Father of 2 great kids - > Canadian eh > > ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 31 Mar 1999 09:18:35 -0800 From: Kathleen Truelove Subject: Re: Alloy: Bachelorette: (was :Sometimes being a musician can be a drag) Well, I say, have fun at these type of parties, just as long as nobody cheats on each other. I told my fiance this before he went out on his bachelor party. We can look and oooohhh and aahhhh, but no touchy feely. That's for when couples go home with each other and etc.............. if you know what I mean?? Anyway, I had a lot of fun and was more drunk off my ass than I have been in a long, long time. Pax Aye, Kate;-) Ulfstedt, Louise wrote: > Heh heh! > > Reminds me of one of my two hen parties,..(the one that I had in finland) > The finns take their stag/hen nights VERY seriously. > It was a very interesting night,...part of which encompassed my "pals" > dressed me up as a prostitute, and had me sell condoms and give interesting > "demonstrations" on the streets of Turku in order to fund the rest of the > frivolities. Not as bad as what they did to my husband though,..(heh heh!) > > What was really embarrasing was when they showed the pictures to the > vicar,...that was when I started wishing I'd had a pagan do instead! > > ::snicker!:: > > Lissu :-) > > > -----Original Message----- > > From: Kathleen Truelove [SMTP:Kathleen.McClelland@online.disney.com] > > Sent: Monday, March 29, 1999 7:23 PM > > To: alloy@smoe.org > > Subject: Re: Alloy: Sometimes being a musician can be a drag > > > > > > Just to let everyone know, I had an awesome Bachelorette party Saturday. > > Was in > > very, very rare form. Painting the town red!!!!!!;-) I know this is off > > the topic, > > but I had to share it. Every bride should enjoy a wild, wild night out > > with the > > girls! Why not?? Guys know how to have a great time, why not us ladies. > > > > That's all for now folks, > > Kate;-) > > > > Chris Cracknell wrote: > > > > > Well I had two big shows last night with "I Love My Shih'Tzu". The first > > > show was a benefit for "Hamilton Artist's Inc." It was their annual > > > "Class & Trash" show where the dress code is as the name. > > > > > > For my touch of class I wore my tuxedo jacket with a mandarin collared > > > shirt. For my touch of trash I wore a feather boa, short black > > mini-skirt > > > trimmed with saftey-pins, and black nylons. I guess I kind of looked > > like > > > James Bond at a "Pride Day" parade. I got the skirt at the goodwill, it > > was > > > the only one the looked like it would fit me. Unfortunately it was a > > below > > > the knees skirt so I had to hem it myself. Naturally I hemmed my skirt > > the > > > way a man would hem his skirt... I used a glue gun. Of course being new > > to > > > skirt hemming I made a slight miscalculation. I wanted it to be short so > > I > > > made measurements and cut and hemmed. What I failed to realize is that > > the > > > skirt doen't hang as low when you wear it as it is lying flat. So I had > > > unintentionally made myself more trashy than I intended. My second > > lesson > > > of the night came at the gig when I was carrying a speaker cabinet over > > > my head up a steep flight of stairs. When you life both arms above your > > > head while wearing a short skirt, the skirt comes up too. A couple of > > > girls going up the stairs behind me couldn't help but comment on this > > > fact. My third lesson of the night was: Pantyhose are uncomfortable. > > > Wearing them is an odd sensation, you sweat, yet your legs are cold. > > > And if you're wearing shoes your feet sweat like crazy! > > > > > > I was definetly the belle of the ball at this show, everyone with a > > camera > > > wanted a picture of me and some of the women really liked my skirt > > (trimmed > > > with paperclips and safety pins). Video cameras were everywhere to catch > > our > > > performance and now I know if Shih'Tzu ever does become big every > > documentary > > > on our pre-fame days will feature some amature video footage of me in a > > skirt. > > > > > > Our second show of the night was at a bar called "The Corktown". > > Naturally > > > I got changed before this show since I wanted to come back home tonight > > > with all my teeth (the Corktown is no place for a guy in a skirt). Were > > > are second gig at LaLuna or some bar in Hess Village I might have stayed > > > in my costume for a laugh but not at the Corktown (where a musician was > > > stabbed to death between sets a few years ago by a customer who was less > > > than appreciative of his performance). But they love Shih'Tzu at the > > > Corktown and that show went off without a hitch (except that we had no > > > monitors and I couldn't hear my own accordion). I'm going to make a > > > modification to my amp before our next show so I can throw a switch > > > to allow the main speaker to sound even with something plugged in the > > > headphone jack. Then I'll just use a wee earpiece to monitor myself. > > > (the sound at the "Class & Trash" was really good). > > > > > > So I guess now Thomas isn't the only musician here to have done a show > > > in drag (or at least half drag). I will, no doubt, be receiving photos > > > of my costume in my E-mail any day now (and if not Beena took some pics > > > of me before I left the house). So I'll post them on my webpage for your > > > amusement. > > > > > > So Thomas, if I share my pictures of me performing in drag with you will > > > you send me your pictures of you playing in drag with the Lost Toy > > People? ;) > > > > > > CRACKERS > > > (Just a sweet transvestite from hell!!!!!!) > > > > > > -- > > > > > > Collector of Atari 2600 carts - Accordionist - Bira Bira Devotee - Anime > > fan > > > * http://www.hwcn.org/~ad329/crab.html | Crackers' Arts > > Base * > > > * http://www.angelfire.com/ma/hozervideo/index.html | Hozer Video Games > > * > > > Nihongo ga dekimasu - 2600 programmer - Father of 2 great kids - > > Canadian eh > > > > ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 31 Mar 1999 21:58:44 -0500 (EST) From: CRACKERS Subject: Alloy: World's Ugliest Lesbian http://www.hwcn.org/~ad329/dragboy.jpg Wow, KD Lang has really let herself go. Sheeeesh! How drunk would I have to be before I'd pick myself up at a bar. CRACKERS (The horror... the horror from hell!!!!) ------------------------------ End of alloy-digest V4 #100 ***************************