> Date: Tue, 28 Jul 2009 18:50:39 -0500
> From: "Rick McCall" <rickmccall77@gmail.com>
> To: <audities@smoe.org>
> Subject: Hopelessly Inane Lyric
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> 
> "I am ... I said
> 
> To no one there
> 
> And no one heard at all
> 
> Not even the chair"
> 
> --Neil Diamond's 'I Am ... I Said'
> 
> 
> Millions of people bought a record that contained this line
> and millions of
> women swooned when he vomited it out there live. 
> Meanwhile, bands like
> Sparks and Pugwash and Ike toil in relative obscurity.
> 
> Life just isn't fair.

This one gets my vote for most hopelessly inane lyric:

If we explode the atom bomb,
Would they say that we were dumb?

Courtesy of der Stinglehoffer. Unlike Neil's inane lyric, this one doesn't even rhyme.


Gregory Sager
(who actually did like the Police)