In the immortal words of Sgt. Hulka..."lighten up, Francis".

jeezuz bob, do we have to put smiley faces on everything for you so you know
when we're joking? so let me help you with your questions

1. no i don't, nor do i care, nor was lefsetz the person in question but i
tried to name the wimpiest beer i could think of.
2. yes, that would be offensive, like the unnamed dude's remarks, and to
someone else's point (who GOT the humor, uncle cranky) it would actually add
flavor
3. absolutely, that would be even more offensive which in the context of
this absurd scenario (read: JOKE) would be even funnier.

so since being called a dickwad by an apparently humorous person is a double
negative, thank you for the compliment.

and here's your smiley face just in case you miss the humor AGAIN
:)

b


----- Original Message ----- 
From: "bob" <segarini@rogers.com>
To: "Holmes Online" <bholmes_fm@msn.com>; <audities@smoe.org>
Sent: Wednesday, July 02, 2008 2:21 AM
Subject: Re: Lefsetz shares a Good One...


> You hope that someone peed in his Michelob Ultra?
>
>  1. You know what Lefsetz drinks?
>  2. You hope that someone peed in it?
>  3.You'll give 'bonus points' to someone that saw someone else do it?
>
>  Don't take this the wrong way, but wow, are you ever a dickwad...
>
>  segarini
>
> Holmes Online <bholmes_fm@msn.com> wrote:
>  > He spent the whole evening loudly dominating the conversation at his
>> table with arcane Cheap Trick knowledge, and then this tidbit: "I was
>> talking to Robin before, and I was all, dude, what was UP with that solo
>> album?"
>
>
> I hope someone peed in his Michelob Ultra. Bonus points for doing it while
> he was looking.
>
> b
>
>
>