1. Psuedo-news about Paris Hilton
 2. Cell phones
 3. No-carb diets
 4. Rudy Giulliani
 5. Reality TV
 6. Hair metal
 7. Mayonnaise
 8. K-Fed's parenting skills
 9. Hip hop
10. Meryl Streep
11. Mornings
12. Internet porn
13. Business attire
14. Bands without bass players
15. The Home & Garden Channel
16. Sandra Bullock
17. The TV show Friends
18. Texas boogie, including Stevie Ray Vaughn
19. Punk rock
20. Pubic hair
21. The Iowa caucus
22. Cialis, but not Viagra
23. Text messaging
24. Online gaming
25. All music since I was 21