http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIo6kM8M5Ks -----Original Message----- >From: floatingunder >Sent: Jun 1, 2007 8:18 AM >To: audities@smoe.org >Subject: Lazy lyrics F R O M HELL > >Today for some sick, twisted reason...I woke up with the theme song >to "Maude" in my head. My latest version of Hell. > >I didn't like the show and I can't say that I care for the now >implanted image of a strong but sassy Bea Arthur in my head. I >certainly heard the theme song enough to hate it but I couldn't >recall the lyrics. >So, for some sick reason I looked them up and I'm burdoning...er, >sharing them with you... > >(sung with hip urgency) > >Lady Godiva was a freedom rider she didn't care if the whole world >looked. >Joan of Arc with the Lord to guide her she was a sister who really >cooked. > >Isadora was the first bra burner and you're glad she showed up. >(Oh yeah) And when the country was falling apart Betsy Ross got it >all sewed up. > >AND THEN THERE'S MAUDE! >AND THEN THERE'S MAUDE! >AND THEN THERE'S MAUDE! >AND THEN THERE'S MAUDE! >AND THEN AND THEN THERE'S MAUDE! THERE'S MAUDE! > >And then there's that old compromisin', enterprisin', anything but >tranquilizin', RIGHT ON MAUDE! > > >