No wonder Donny Hathaway threw himself off his balcony at the Essex House.

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>From: :audities@smoe.org
>To: audities@smoe.org
>Sent: Fri, 01 Jun 2007 15:18:38
>
>Today for some sick, twisted reason...I woke up
>with the theme song 
>to "Maude" in my head. My latest version of Hell.
>
>I didn't like the show and I can't say that I care
>for the now 
>implanted image of a strong but sassy Bea Arthur in
>my head.  I 
>certainly heard the theme song enough to hate it
>but I couldn't 
>recall the lyrics. 
>So, for some sick reason I looked them up and I'm
>burdoning...er, 
>sharing them with you...
>
>(sung with hip urgency)
>
>Lady Godiva was a freedom rider she didn't care if
>the whole world 
>looked.
>Joan of Arc with the Lord to guide her she was a
>sister who really 
>cooked.
>
>Isadora was the first bra burner and you're glad
>she showed up. 
>(Oh yeah) And when the country was falling apart
>Betsy Ross got it 
>all sewed up.
>
>AND THEN THERE'S MAUDE!
>AND THEN THERE'S MAUDE!
>AND THEN THERE'S MAUDE! 
>AND THEN THERE'S MAUDE!
>AND THEN AND THEN THERE'S MAUDE! THERE'S MAUDE!
>
>And then there's that old compromisin',
>enterprisin', anything but 
>tranquilizin', RIGHT ON MAUDE!