I nominate ABC's "That Was Then but This is Now" which contained this gem: "Can't complain, mustn't grumble, Help yourself to another piece of apple crumble."  



Ron


----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Rick Schadelbauer" <schads@verizon.net>
To: <audities@smoe.org>
Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2007 8:32 AM
Subject: Re: laziest lyrics ever?


> Back in the day, Steve Miller was awarded a pair of Rolling Stone's coveted red suspenders for rhyming "El Paso" and "great big hassle" in "Take the Money and Run."
> 
> So, it shouldn't have come as a shock when, five years later, Miller rhymed "abracadabra" and "reach out and grab ya."  ;-)
> 
> Rick S.
>