> It was like meeting your hot girlfriend's Mom for the first time and 
> realizing that the daughter got all the best features. Big Star might be the 
> progenitor, but Cheap Trick is the hot girlfriend. 


Hot girlfriend?  Have you SEEN Bun E. Carlos? 
OK, Two Hot Girlfriends and two geeky monsters of crunch.

Cheap Trick rules the known universe.

It's true.