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From: "rayweir2000" <rayweir2000@yahoo.com>

>I just called to say I love you - Stevie Wonder
>
> Surely this one can't be beaten when it comes to lapses in taste by
> great artists?

This one can be partially ameliorated if you imagine the outside 
circumstances of the song: pretty much the only time men "just call to 
say I love you" is when they're about to nail your 
sister/roommate/best friend/high school rival the second they hang up.

S