This got my attention because my teenage years were full of the real
version of this stuff. To me it's clearly a joke, luckily. It's too
funny not to be. In his band's video for the song "The Bible Says" (God
Hates A Fag), he's got a smirky grin the whole time that almost breaks
into a laugh. Also, the production (the sound of the recording) is not
Christian rock in any way (when you're driving through rural areas and
the only stations are country, ranchera/norteno and Christian, you can
tell by the tone of the opening guitar notes that you've hit upon a
Christian rock song, then the Bob Clearmountain drum samples kick in and
clinch it). Also some of the lines of the song are too funny ("To enter
heaven there's no back door") to not be done by someone with a love of
satire.

 

The "Ted Nugent (Loincloth)" entry is also too funny to be real.

 

But the clincher is that any Christian Ministry worth its salt would
have some way for you to contribute money to the cause. There's no
address. You can only email with inquiries. If there's one thing I know,
it's that God wants money above all else.

 

I love Satire so I think it's damn funny. He should hook up with
Landover Baptist. http://www.landoverbaptist.org/

 

I also think he should revert, there is great joy in the music of the
Scissor Sisters, and I think he's missing out.