I don't know if any of you have heard Patton Oswalt's routine about getting spam E-mails with innocuous titles like, "Here are those stamps you ordered," at which point he thinks, "Oh, okay, I could've gotten drunk and ordered some stamps," opens the E-mail, and gets hit with a barrage of porn.

Well, I got an E-mail with the title, "Welcome to CalPOP!"

And I thought, "Hey, cool, must be another California-based pop festival, a la IPO or Poptopia!"

So I opened the E-mail...and read, "Sensationall revoolution in medicine! E''nlarge your p''enis up to 10 cm or up to 4 inches! Its h'erbal solution what hasnt side effect, but has 100% guaranted results! Dont lose your chance and but know wihtout doubts, you will be impressed with results!"

That's just cruel, man, to prey on a man's enjoyment of pop music like that.  All I'm saying is, after a fakeout like that, this stuff had better work...

Best,

WiLL

William Harris
Associate Editor
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