...reminds me that Jack Black played a most excellent abusive record store clerk in the movie High Fidelity. Marty Holmes Online wrote: > From: "Mike Nicholson" > >> This would be a great thread. > > > Presto ipso facto bingo! Now it is. > >> I'll start it off by saying that I was the rudest record store clerk >> in the known universe between June 1980 and February 1983 at the >> Record Exchange in Greensboro, NC. > > > I think David Bash and Carl Cafarelli will back me up on this one: > Alan, the owner of Desert Shore Records in Syracuse. Sneering, > condescending, untrusting miscreant who would mock out his own > customers for their selections. And god forbid you tried to SELL him a > record - he's waft through the titles laughing out loud, bleating > "this SUCKS!" or "what a FAG!"...after a couple of minutes of abuse > he'd finally offer that person fifty cents for one record out of a > stack of twenty...if that dose of humiliation wasn't enough and the > customer would accept, he'd pay off in nickels and dimes and then > SMASH the album to smithereens on the counter right in front of the > customer. > > Not a sweeping generalization in life (and Mike is an exception as I > have met him and he doesn't strike me as this type), but is there an > equation that says the ruder the asshole you are, the bigger the loser > you really are? I traveled the same paths as Alan and knew many people > in common, and I think his persona and rude glee came from the fact > that outside of that world he was incapable of human interaction. I > didn't know a soul (and I knew a LOT of people in town) who could be > considered a friend, and I never saw him anywhere else. I suspect he > was as lonely and bitter a person as he appeared...so maybe he gets > points for not being a phony. :) > > I did spend some time behind the counter at Gerber's and Record > Theatre in Syracuse; the former employed some of the greatest people I > ever met (despite the fact that the owner was a complete asshole) and > the latter gave me the ability to broadcast whatever I was into to the > subjects of Syracuse University including the stoner denizens of the > "beach" on Marshall Street. Sweet life. Every payday I'd have to dip > into my pocket and pay THEM because of what I bought that week. > Wouldn't trade a moment of it. > > b > > > > > > >