> A) An agitated Martian:
> "WE LISTEN TO IGGY POP- KILL CITY, KILL   CITY!!!!!!"

I'd high five him immediately! emm....or, high-six...or seven? (Better see 
what it's waving around first)

> B) A meek little Martian saying:
> "In all our travels through the galaxy we listen to nothing but the
> cool, smooth sounds of Kenny G. Would you care to take a listen?!"

No thank you. Can we just go straight to the anal probe and drilling of 
teeth, please?

b