Well, if celebrity names are okay for inclusion, then here we go! 
Some real folks, some unreal folks.

 First, a trio from the next THIS IS ROCK 'N' ROLL RADIO compilation:

 THE BLONDES: Suzi Quatro
 THE DIPSOMANIACS: Syd Barrett
 BEAUTY SCENE OUTLAWS: Carl Cafarelli (yeah, I know...sorry)

 Others:

 THE DIPSOMANIACS: Shane MacGowan
 THE KINKS: Johnny Thunder
 CLUB WOW: Norman Green
 GARY FRENAY: Richard Brautigan
 JOEY RAMONE: Maria Bartiromo
 TAN SLEEVE: Maria Bartiromo
 THE ARCHIES: Waldo P. Emerson Jones
 THE CLASH: Janie Jones
 THE GROOVIE GHOULIES: Carly Simon
 THE COASTERS: Charlie Brown
 CRASH INTO JUNE: Pete Ham
 THE DICKIES: Jim Bowie
 THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS: James K. Polk
 THE MARLOWES: Alicia Futurama