From the blog of Jim Walsh (Minneapolis City Pages): suggested names for if 
and when the Mats hot the road again:

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WE STILL FUCKING STINK
FOUR BOTTLES, WILL TRAVEL

WE HAVE MORTGAGES NOW

YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A CUSTOMER.

COLOR ME DEPRESSED

WE NEED A GODDAMN JOB

FORTY SIX BLUE

WORSE THAN EVER

THROWING APPLES AT GORILLAS

GETTING IT WRONG THE SECOND TIME

WE'RE HERE FOR YOUR GRANDAUGHTERS

MONEY TRUMPS HATE, SWEETHEART

PAUL APOLOGIZED

REHAB MADE ME SADDER

PETER'S WET DREAM

SEND THE GOO GOO DOLLS BACK DOWN TO TRIPLE A.

BASTARDS OF OLD

YOU BOUGHT A HEADACHE

PAULIE'S GONNA DIE

WHITER AND LAZIER

GARY LOST HIS BONER

BOB'S LAST WISH.

HEY, THERE'S STILL A BOB ON GUITAR