Just off the record, Mary Chapin Carpenter wrote a Top 20 country hit in the
mid 90's called "He Thinks He'll Keep Her" based on that Geritol commerical.

(Had the Carpenters 45 too)
Billy

At 03:25 AM 1/27/2005 -0800, you wrote:
>"Heather" by The Carpenters is an instrumental.  Some may recall it being
used
in a Geritol commercial back in the seventies with a slogan just waiting to be
a parody -  "My wife.  I think I'll keep her".
> 
>Aloha,
>Michael McCartney
>KEAO / KONI / KPMW / KTOH
> 
>now playing: "Julie" - Mersey Beach
>