Dear Audities list as a whole:

If the intended end result of this conversation was to pique my interest about the Darkness and inspire me to go out and buy their CD without having actually heard anything by them whatsoever, then, by God, you have succeeded!  I intend to go out at lunch today and invest $10 in a copy of their disc.  Any disc that can create such disparate opinions as "they suck" and "they rule" is surely work investigating.

Sincerely yours,

WILL HARRIS