Regarding the worst audience members, I had the unfortunate experience of performing, solo acoustic, for these people. Wow! It took a lot of will power not to walk off stage after two numbers because these guys and gals were there to drink, converse, laugh, scream... etc. I could hardly hear myself play, much less think. I thought of Nico telling the Siouxsie and the Banshee's crowd, "If I had a machine gun, I'd kill you!" They sure as hell weren't there to hear any music. I had a great time anyway performing that afternoon and later that night with The Cheepskates. David, next time, no more pub tours coinciding with IPO! Tony