"Regarding the worst audience members, I had the unfortunate experience of performing, solo acoustic, for these people. Wow! It took a lot of will power not to walk off stage after two numbers because these guys and gals were there to drink, converse, laugh, scream... etc. I could hardly hear myself play, much less think. I thought of Nico telling the Siouxsie and the Banshee's crowd, "If I had a machine gun, I'd kill you!" They sure as hell weren't there to hear any music. I had a great time anyway performing that afternoon and later that night with The Cheepskates. David, next time, no more pub tours coinciding with IPO!" Had a similar experience last year. After about four months of trying to set a date and venue for a birthday party for ten or so people having a certain birthday, I found Kenny's Castaway (which has a wall size mural of the Smithereens.) It had a back room with a stage and lots of tables and space. Plus no charge for using the room. We had about 40 people there. Then the pub crawl started and the population went up by a factor of ten in half an hour or so. We had to leave because of the noise and crowding. Timing is everything. Now I make sure that things don't hit the same time as the Pub Crawls... Ray