> Date: Thu, 16 Oct 2003 10:46:03 -0700 (PDT)
> From: Jocelyn Geboy <smussyolay@yahoo.com>
> To: audities@smoe.org
> Subject: the living and the dead
> Message-ID: <20031016174603.56569.qmail@web11406.mail.yahoo.com>
> 
> i had hoped that the mojo of steve goodman would
> outweigh the mojo of steve bartman.
> 
> there was a kid behind me on waveland avenue last
> night lightly singing the chorus of 'go cubs go' over
> and over last night.
> 
> i prayed and prayed and prayed.  one time, while i was
> praying for him, troy o'leary of all people, hits a
> solo homerun. but it just wasn't enough.
> 
> power 'pop' really isn't popular.
> the cubs just can't seem to win.
> 
> i hate to play the victim, but man, it hurts.
> 
	My life, and welcome to it.

	No, really. You're welcome to it. Please. Take it off my hands.

	Damned goat.


	Gregory Sager

	NP: Steve Goodman, "A Dying Cub Fan's Last Request"
	(this will be in heavy rotation until pitchers and catchers report
for spring training at the end of February)