In a message dated 7/19/03 11:00:33 AM Eastern Daylight Time, 
audities-owner@smoe.org writes:

My dad, god rest his soul growing up looked alot like a cross between Jackie 
Gleason and Fred Flintstone, overweight, dark hair and he yelled alot. When he 
was young he looked alot like Elvis, but got heavy way before the King did. 
When I was little, the only fat person I knew that was famous was the guy who 
played in the cop show "Cannon", so i used to tell my Dad he should grow a 
mustache and shave his head, he never found that to be funny!!LOL
Chuck Oney
The Vague
www.thevague.com