Anyone who knows me also knows that I love '70s Top 40 Radio as much as
anyone, including some of the most execrable songs this side of "Touch Me In
The Morning".  However, there are some that, if I had any hair left, would
make me want to place hot bamboo shoots under the fingernails of anyone who
plays them:

"Funny Face" by Donna Fargo
"Before The Next Teardrop Falls" by Freddy Fender
"Feelings" by Morris Albert

and the absolute nadir for me:

"Sometimes When We Touch" by Dan Hill

And don't even get me started on "Jack and Diane"!!!
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Some pop doesn't rule!!!!!
Take Care,
David