At 03:52 PM 5/10/2003 -0700, Michael McCartney wrote: >It's good to see to fellow auditeers loving the sounds >of Dean Friedman. All of his albums are great! The >first three to come out were fantastic and then it was >quite a few years before more albums came our way. And, because I have to do this whenever Dean Friedman's name comes up or I get this song stuck in my head for two weeks: THE BASTARD SON OF DEAN FRIEDMAN -- Half Man Half Biscuit (1985) Well I heard a lovely rumor That Bette Midler had a tumor So gleefully I went to tell my friends But they said it was a lie That she wasn't going to die And by the way, have we got news for you! And they told me that the man That I had always billed as Dad Hadn't met my Mum when I was born And they reckon that I am But I hope to God I'm not The bastard son of Dean Friedman The bastard son of Dean Friedman And my school-work fell behind With this bombshell on my mind Me art teacher said he understood But he could only sympathise With the sadness in my eyes Even though he'd shown me his Magritte And in the Corridors of Fear I would shed a lovely tear As ridicule flew at me from both sides And they mocked me in my mocs And embroidered in my socks The bastard son of Dean Friedman The bastard son of Dean Friedman Supercalifragilisticborussiamunchengladbach And you can thank your lucky stars that you're not The bastard son of Dean Friedman The bastard son of Dean Friedman