My friend Chris moved into a new apartment complex.  He insisted on taking me next door to meet his neighbor.  I went in, he introduced me.  Looking like a proud parent or new car owner, Chris said, "His father was in 'The Champs'!"  I looked at the guy and said, "Tequila".  What instrument did your dad play, was he on the record?  The guy said, "Sax," looking kind of bored.  I was like, "oh, so he was the guy."

"yeah..."  The conversation trailed off...