I can't help thinking of the alternate version of this speech from All
You Need is Cash with the badly dubbed "The Rutles" inserted in the
appropriate place.

Karen
************************
mrmadler@mc.net (M. Madler)
quoted:
"Now yesterday and today our theater's been jammed with newspaper and
hundreds of photographers from all over the nation and these veterans
agree with me that the city has never witnessed the excitement stirred
by these youngsters from Liverpool who call themselves The Beatles. Now
tonight you're going to be twice entertained by them, right now and
again in the second half of our show. Ladies and gentlemen, The
Beatles..." 
Ed Sullivan
Feb. 9, 1964