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| From | "Drew MacDonald" <drewmacdonald1@gmail.com> |
| Subject | musical customer service |
| Date | Fri, 21 Sep 2007 10:17:52 -0700 |
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Jaimie fantasized:
"Mike: 'I was promised melody and hooks. It contains neither of these things.'
Store Clerk: 'I'm not sure what that is, sir. You may have to talk to
the manufacturer and see if they can't replace those things for you.'
Nice one, especially having the CD store clerk not knowing what melody
and hooks are.
But this is the digital age, so this sort of transaction would have to
take place online, the same way you would download a firmware upgrade.
"Dear Valued Customer: It has come to our attention that the recent
single by our artist Barney Blarney is insufficiently appealing.
Please follow this link to download a newly recorded version of the
song, which will automatically replace the original on your hard
drive."
The ultimate in pandering to an audience!
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