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| From | rob@splitsville.com |
| Subject | =?US-ASCII?B?UkU6IExhenkgbHlyaWNzIEYgUiBPIE0gSEVMTA==?= |
| Date | Fri, 01 Jun 2007 14:22:38 -0400 |
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No wonder Donny Hathaway threw himself off his balcony at the Essex House.
>----- ------- Original Message ------- -----
>From: :audities@smoe.org
>To: audities@smoe.org
>Sent: Fri, 01 Jun 2007 15:18:38
>
>Today for some sick, twisted reason...I woke up
>with the theme song
>to "Maude" in my head. My latest version of Hell.
>
>I didn't like the show and I can't say that I care
>for the now
>implanted image of a strong but sassy Bea Arthur in
>my head. I
>certainly heard the theme song enough to hate it
>but I couldn't
>recall the lyrics.
>So, for some sick reason I looked them up and I'm
>burdoning...er,
>sharing them with you...
>
>(sung with hip urgency)
>
>Lady Godiva was a freedom rider she didn't care if
>the whole world
>looked.
>Joan of Arc with the Lord to guide her she was a
>sister who really
>cooked.
>
>Isadora was the first bra burner and you're glad
>she showed up.
>(Oh yeah) And when the country was falling apart
>Betsy Ross got it
>all sewed up.
>
>AND THEN THERE'S MAUDE!
>AND THEN THERE'S MAUDE!
>AND THEN THERE'S MAUDE!
>AND THEN THERE'S MAUDE!
>AND THEN AND THEN THERE'S MAUDE! THERE'S MAUDE!
>
>And then there's that old compromisin',
>enterprisin', anything but
>tranquilizin', RIGHT ON MAUDE!
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