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| From | synthhtnys@comcast.net |
| Subject | Re: KISS |
| Date | Sat, 17 Feb 2007 04:00:01 +0000 |
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> So are you saying there's still a chance to make a Kiss fan out of you?
>
Nnnnnaaaaaaaahhhhhh.
I'm saying Kiss music is basically a cruel loathsome, bug-eyed acrid smog of oppressively caustic oral effluvium and as a band they are wickedly insufferable narcissists and a loathsome, gossip-mongering tainted spawn of a syphilitic swamp hog and a depraved, coma-inducing mass of neuroses and complexes. Their concerts are an abominably offensive reprobate and a primitive, toe-sucking oppressive orgy of perversion. And at their best they are monstrously pedestrian reprobates and a depraved, disease-ridden offense to all of good taste. They are conspicuously execrable gluttons and debased, odiously suffocating depraved orgy of subhuman flatulece.
... and that's being nice about it.
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