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| From | "Jeff" <jeff.teez@comcast.net> |
| Subject | How to succeed in the music business |
| Date | Wed, 24 May 2006 17:50:05 -0400 |
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1. Find some midget musicians
2. Give them mulletts
3. Dress them like Keebler Elves
4. Teach them Def Leppard songs
5. Drink and laugh all the way to the bank
6. Use some of the proceeds to restart Audities print magazine, since a
bunch of us have never even had one in hand.
Pour some sugar on me,
jeff teez
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